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Marcellus Wallis don’t like to be ****ed by anyone except Mrs Wallis
Pedro offers you his protection
The sheriffs a n…
"He got a real purty mouth ain't he"
"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in"
"Show me the heart unfettered by foolish dreams and I'll show you a happy man."
"But only in their dreams can men be truly free. 'Twas always thus, and always thus will be."
"Tennyson?"
"No, Keating."
“Great Scott!”
”Let's say this Twinkie represents all of the Psychokinetic Energy in the New York area. According to this morning's sample, it'll be a Twinkie...... 35 feet long and weighing approximately 600 lbs”
”No thank you Turkish, I’m sweet enough.”
Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges!
Broadsword calling Danny boy. Over
Get off my plane
Gods damn it Binners! 2 minutes<br /><br />
is this a quote from Mrs Binners in their home movie?
What's in the box?
You son of a bitch! Nobody ranks on my old man! My father stormed the beach at Normandy!
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Wendy, I’m home.
I don't care.
the Safest place on this ship is right behind you.
Banana in the tailpipe…
He had lunch here Sir!
is this a quote from Mrs Binners in their home movie?
I admire your misguided belief in my stamina
We could use another famous film quote…
What? Is that all she gets?!
Dodge this
I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan, on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal. Argh.
- Uh, heh huh huh. Attention, attention. We're looking for the chick with the big boobs.
- Yeah! We are ready to do you now! Eh heh huh he heh huh
Hey McFly!
Let off some steam bennet
I drink your Milkshake
You're f***king there mate - now get back in the car, and **** off
Game Over man!
The only thing that can kill Barnes, is Barnes!
I'm a Star. I am a Big Bright Shining Star. That's right..
Derek's don't run
“You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?”
TV show, not a movie - I'm the one that knocks.
'ello darling - washing machine broken, is it ?
What's that?!
THIS...is a shotgun Sol.
That is a ****ing anti-aircraft gun Vincent!
Beware the moon lads, and stick to the roads. Stay off the moors.
Now that's what I call a close encounter
Give me your pies...or I'll cave your head in.
Mrs. Robinson: Benjamin, I am not trying to seduce you.
It can't rain all the time.
Why a spoon Cousin?
I'm your huckleberry.
"Look, Sergeant...Pepper..."
"They mostly come at night. Mostly..."
"Here hare here."
"The old man's still an artist with a Thompson."
"It'll do until a mess gets here."
Infamy! Infamy! they've all go it in for me!
It’s a wasted trip baby. Nobody said nothing about locking horns with no Tigers.
What Hump?
Werewolves,where wolves?
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong-il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** assholes - assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can **** an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they **** too much, or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us **** this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.
1. That's just like your opinion man.
2. Don't call me Shirley.
3a. I've just had a few light ales.
or
3b. Get in the back of the van.
4. Right, what's a war hero got to do to get some lubrication around here?
You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
EVERYONE!!!
Surfing's the source, can change your life, Swear to God
And bonus points if you get this one:
"Everybody cheats. I just didn't know.
Well, now you know."
He's molestering me!
I knew it!
I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.
Sometimes you have to say "What the *". Make your move.
“I’ll Be Taking These Huggies And Whatever Cash You Got.”
Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.
Its all in the reflexes
God damn it, I'd p*ss on a sparkplug if I thought it would do any good!
No, "duh" is a product of fear.
And crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time. And lost in space... and meaning.
Jesus Christ! They've done it... They've done it!
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K
You can’t eat scenery
Jonathan, Jonathan…
NOW THIS is a tasty burger!!
Never mind that shit. Here comes Mongo
Cheers ricbikemag. That was a sample used in a bonkers rave tune I'd forgotten about.😃
I really must get around to watching Blazing Saddles.
Boards Don't Hit Back!
I haven't seen Berlin yet, from the ground or from the air, and I plan on doing both before the war is over.
Schwing!
I would like to take a closer look at your bowls.
Never mind that shit. Here comes Mongo
You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.
We don't have a cow,we have a bull.
I'll brush my teeth!