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Not read the whole thread but I did hear an old story of the couple who wanted the music from Robin Hood as the walked down the aisle together. Ahh lovely. What they got was not Canadian Crooner, Brian Adam’s but Errol Flynn’s slightly more uptempo take in Sherwoods finest.
Could have been worse:
Without any context that may be gleaned by reading the thread, I'm pretty sure "Use My Arsehole As A ****" by Kunt and the Gang is probably top 5 at least.
Last wedding I played ( the only one I've played) the bride and groom requested
Little lies- Fleetwood Mac!
Go your own way- Fleetwood Mac!
Great songs, the dance floor was rammed with people singing along at the top of their lungs.
They are still together 6 years on so fine, weird but fine!
Highway to Hell
You're in Love with a Psycho - Kasabian
She's got issues - The Offspring
Ain't no pleasing you - Chaz & Dave
Rabbit - Chaz & Dave
I already forgot everything you said - The Dig
You’re the one for me, Fatty, by Mozza
Woman loose weight by morcheba?
Years ago one of the draughtsmen at a place I worked at got remarried. I got invited to the evening do. The song that he selected for their first dance - I sh*t you not - was 'You've lost that lovin' feelin'' by the Righteous Brothers.
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I DJ for weddings, most interesting choice I have seen on a couples playlist was...
No Vaseline - Ice Cube (brides choice no joke!)
Oysterband - Blood Wedding
do you take this woman?
I said yes I do
I love her like crazy
and I think she loves me too
but we'll do without the family
if it's all the same to you
happy ever after
your mother is a flake
my father's full of shite
your sister says you married me
in white just for spite
well a party's not a party
till it ends up in a fight
happy ever after
There's another few verses in the same vein, including
and the best man is the worst man,
the best man is a beast
underneath the table
with the sister of the priest
the way he's going at it
she is probably deceased
happy ever after
http://www.oysterband.co.uk/lyrics/songs/Blood_Wedding.html
I got the DJ at our wedding to play the intro to ugly kid joe's everything about you then cut into our actual first dance song. Nearly 20 years later the missus still give me the same disapproving look.
Not the first dance but we walked out the church to jimi Hendrix version of All along the watchtower... There must be some way out of here 🤣
Someone beat me to Oysterband - Blood Wedding, but another bit of misinterpreted genius had a mate wanting REM - The One I Love played at his wedding, until someone pointed out the "this one goes out to the one I left behind..." part
I take it we've had 'It's All Over Now'
Mrs Sandwich thought this would be a brilliant wedding party song until the chorus!
I’ll just suggest this.
Nothing Compares 2 U.
Or Troy.
Don't think this would go down too well in general...
C*m all over your f*cking face by the Spermbirds for me.
Watched The Wedding Singer the other night so this is an obvious one
Sometimes wish this has been played...
Too Drunk to **** - Dead Kennedys
Loving Offspring, Panic at the Disco and BfS.
I nominate 'No Children' by the Mountain Goats.
"In my life, I hope I lie
And tell everyone you were a good wife
And I hope you die
I hope we both die"
'The River' by Bruce Springsteen.
"Then I got Mary pregnant
And man that was all she wrote
And for my nineteenth birthday
I got a union card and a wedding coat
We went down to the courthouse
And the judge put it all to rest
No wedding day smiles, no walk down the aisle
No flowers, no wedding dress"
'Girls' by the Beastie Boys.
"I hope she'll say
"Hey, me and you should hit the hay"
I asked her out, she said "No way"
I should of probably guessed their gay
So I broke north with no delay
I heard she moved real far away
That was two years ago this May
I seen her just the other day
Jockin' Mike D to my dismay"
My first wife requested her favourite song, “Living next door to Alice”
The DJ didnt have her favourite song. He did however have the Chubby Brown version.
Gold Digger - Kanye
You shook me all night long - AC/DC
Another one Bites the Dust - Queen
Fat bottomed girls - Queen
White Wedding - Billy Idol
Smack my bitch up - The Prodigy
It wasn't me - Shaggy
Shut up and let me go - The Ting Tings
I said I loved you but I lied - Michael Bolton
I want to know what love is - Foreigner
Nothing ever lasts forever - Echo & the Bunnymen
What's love got to do with it - Tina Turner
Love is a battlefield - Pat Benatar
F.E.A.R - Ian Brown
Don't look back in anger - Oasis