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I have a friend who admitted farting right in his toddler's face when his wife wasn't around. He said he felt a mixture of guilt, hilarity and freedom, and the toddler just looked bemused. But ultimately he just couldn't stop giggling.

What do you think? Does he belong in jail?


 
Posted : 26/03/2016 7:44 am
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'A friend' eh? Hmmmm... 😉


 
Posted : 26/03/2016 7:49 am
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Just teach them "pull my finger"
Then watch as they run off and ask Granny ...


 
Posted : 26/03/2016 7:55 am
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Oh how I miss farting. Nowt like letting rip. Sadly a medical impossibility for me now... 🙁


 
Posted : 26/03/2016 7:58 am
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Justified. My 4yo thinks nothing of letting rip, will even shuffle over to do it on your leg. Normally accompanied with a cheeky chuckle.

I do remember a story from a colleague, cycling up a hill, the exertion caused him to drop one. Straight into his daughters face trapped in the child seat. This caused a incapacitating fit of giggling making pedalling even harder. With his daughter shouting 'stinky daddy, stinky daddy '


 
Posted : 26/03/2016 8:34 am
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I once farted when my wife was preggers and she threw up.....yess!!.....proudest moment of my life...ha ha ha


 
Posted : 26/03/2016 9:25 am
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Top effort cheeyget! I think, my friend thinks, it's small justice for all the bath bombs the kiddie dropped that he has to clean up!


 
Posted : 27/03/2016 6:23 am
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Taught my daughter that instead of the usual 'excuse me' the correct answer is "have some of that!"


 
Posted : 27/03/2016 3:01 pm
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In my house it's 'smell the beauty'


 
Posted : 27/03/2016 3:02 pm
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Mr Methane is the best live act I saw the one year I attended Glastonbury ..


 
Posted : 27/03/2016 3:12 pm
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It's all fun and games, until your youngest is being sized for shoes in Clarkes where he lets rip in the young assistants face before announcing 'eat my cheese'.


 
Posted : 27/03/2016 3:14 pm

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