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I have a friend who admitted farting right in his toddler's face when his wife wasn't around. He said he felt a mixture of guilt, hilarity and freedom, and the toddler just looked bemused. But ultimately he just couldn't stop giggling.
What do you think? Does he belong in jail?
'A friend' eh? Hmmmm... 😉
Just teach them "pull my finger"
Then watch as they run off and ask Granny ...
Oh how I miss farting. Nowt like letting rip. Sadly a medical impossibility for me now... 🙁
Justified. My 4yo thinks nothing of letting rip, will even shuffle over to do it on your leg. Normally accompanied with a cheeky chuckle.
I do remember a story from a colleague, cycling up a hill, the exertion caused him to drop one. Straight into his daughters face trapped in the child seat. This caused a incapacitating fit of giggling making pedalling even harder. With his daughter shouting 'stinky daddy, stinky daddy '
I once farted when my wife was preggers and she threw up.....yess!!.....proudest moment of my life...ha ha ha
Top effort cheeyget! I think, my friend thinks, it's small justice for all the bath bombs the kiddie dropped that he has to clean up!
Taught my daughter that instead of the usual 'excuse me' the correct answer is "have some of that!"
In my house it's 'smell the beauty'
Mr Methane is the best live act I saw the one year I attended Glastonbury ..
It's all fun and games, until your youngest is being sized for shoes in Clarkes where he lets rip in the young assistants face before announcing 'eat my cheese'.