[Closed] Mojo energy bracelets

I find they are really good at keeping a very small part of my wrist tan free.

No good then?

Are these the ones with dual holograms for double the holographic energy generation? If they are, I find they are fantastic for identifying those who are twice as stupid as an average idiot.

They work well if you rub them in snake oil and sprinkle them with Dr Woo's Magic Ju-Ju Beans™.

Apparently.

I cut out the middle man and wear a snake around my wrist. I give it a good squeeze every time I'm feeling a bit low on energy.

Does the snake have a hologram?

Obviously you're going to get a load of closed minded cynics on here. The testimonials speak for themselves though. Worth doing a bit of research of your own. Open your mind and your body will follow.

http://www.mojowristbands.co.uk/index.php?main_page=display_all_testimonials&zenid=bf79a02f5c46342ff7d5b754e6e30f39

Two.

It has a wow factor

Apparently

£30 Seriously

Thirty ****ing Quid

Mojo Future Technology's energy products are based on the principle that magnets attract the iron in a wearer's blood,

If that's true it would make an MRI scan very interesting indeed

The testimonials speak for themselves though.

I assume you're going to provide some independent testimonials to back that up, rather than their marketing guff.

Or, you were joking. You were joking, weren't you?

Flashy, I like the idea of your twin hologram snake. My holo-snake only has one hologram and if it falls of it stops being full of woo and pixie magic. It just reverts to being a snake.

If I could train it to kill next door's cat it may be of some use, but sadly I can't. It just sits there without its hologram being non magical, like a poisonous draft excluder.

I think I could make room in my life for some Dr Woo's Magic Ju-Ju Beans™

But it isn't clear to me exactly how they should be used, are they to be taken internally? and if so which is the correct entry point? or if they are for external application should I just smear them all over my naked body on a mountain top under a full moon?

They sound scientific so there must be research showing the effectiveness of each possible method.

Trifon ivanov talks you through a number of tests with the wristband. Worth watching before jumping to conclusions

Another advert.

Something independent, please.

But you're joking really, right?

I assume they're the same as these?

[url= http://gizmodo.com/5723577/powerbalance-admits-their-wristbands-are-a-scam ]http://gizmodo.com/5723577/powerbalance-admits-their-wristbands-are-a-scam[/url]

In our advertising we stated that Power Balance wristbands improved your strength, balance and flexibility.

We admit that there is no credible scientific evidence that supports our claims and therefore we engaged in misleading conduct in breach of s52 of the Trade Practices Act 1974.

If you feel you have been misled by our promotions, we wish to unreservedly apologise and offer a full refund.

But you're joking really, right?

Are they 650b boost compatible?

I've suffered from a Chakra-imbalance for a number of years. I've tried all sorts from Dream Catchers to Bucket Bongs.

Would one of these help?

[url= https://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/energy-bracelets-embedding-frequencies-in-holograms-for-fun-and-profit/ ]do we do balance on here?[/url]

Are they 650b boost compatible AND enduro specific?

Hell yes!

Kashima you say?

SHUT UP & TAKE MY CASH!!!!!

Dr Woo's Magic Ju-Ju Beans™.