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Looking through lyrics.com today I discovered the first line to Blur's Song 2 is not [b][i]I got my head shaved[/i][/b] but infact is [b][i]I got my head checked[/i][/b].
What lines have you got wrong?
I still think that getting your head shaved by a jumbo jet is waaaaaaay cooler than having it checked.
That well known Dylan track, "Tiger lovin' blues". 😳
Grim poodle basher on the 45..
Oasis: Stand by me nobody knows how much cheese I had for tea
Abbot: Hemisphere, I love a planet with a couple of hemispheres
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy' Has to be a pretty common one?
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy' Has to be a pretty common one?
Last night I dreamt of some dago...young girl with eyes like potatoes.
Oliver's Army (chorus): [i]I was always here to stay....[/i]
Always wondered why it was called Oliver's Army. 🙄
Boys of Summer (chorus): [i]I can see you, your breasts keep shining in the sun[/i]
Kinda still prefer my version and sing it to myself when there's noone else around.
As for the OP, I also thought it was "I got my head shaved" but I thought the next bit was a "Cham-oh-chay" whatever the **** one of those was - was always just afraid to ask.
I'm a [i]larbie[/i] girl, in a [i]larbie[/i] world
😳
There's a Shania Twain song that has the line 'I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight'.
And my friend thought it was 'I can't believe you kiss your cock at night'.
quality.
twas more of a sample than a song ...
i heard it like this " Cock-a-doodle-doo..."
actually, (so I am imformed) it is: "you got to do the do"...
There's a rage against the machine song that I'm sure contains the line " transexual Nazi Eskimos "
At the risk of sounding like an owld git, I remember thinking Real Things single "Can You Feel The Force?" was actually "Can You Feed The Horse?"
And I can't listen to The Killers single, "Are We Human?" without singing "Or are we Hamsters?" as the second line.....
there used to be a website dedicated to misheard lyrics. IIRC it was www.kissthisguy.com, but I doubt if it's still there
John - D'you remember the 'here comes the whore' t-shirts from the LOHC tour? Not so much misheard lyrics as pure cruelness...
A mate once thought the key lines in [url=
song was ...
"I'm in need of a guy, I'm in need of a guy, I'm blue... etc"
😆
The Police.
"Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley,...."
Going back a long way - Desmond Dekker " my ears are alight" ( the Israelites)
'Your future dream is a shopping scheme' is apparently NOT what the Pistols sang...
grahamh - Member
The Police.
"Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley,...."
Surely it's "I feel Sue Lawley..."
My missus could take misunderstanding lyrics to an Olympic level
"all coffee coloured drinks are free"
club tropicana wham
"save the whale, save the whale, save the whale"
enya, sail away
I've got a strong british accent - i'm sorry ms jackson - outcast
No, I missed that tour completely. I'd moved away & completely lost touch. But I can picture it now
Mrs G crucifies lyrics
Primal scream "my election song" (my light shines on - BTW) who knows where they come from
When I was about 7 I thought Neil Diamond was singing about Reverend Blue Jeans....
No one, just no one, will beat "Ken Lee" from Bulgarian Idol
Bless her 8)
Last line of Queens One Vision "Fried Chicken"
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I always thought the last line of the Queen song One Vision sounded like Fried chicken & always thought it was just misheard, but in fact he did sing fried chicken.
the last line in the song was "Fried Chicken" although the lyrics say "One Vision" there's no misheard. This was a result of a prank that Freddie Mercury did in the studio, as the band had fried chicken for tea. Jim Hutton, last lover of Freddie Mercury, says in his book that Freddie Mercury wasn't sure he would include it in the final cut. Jim Hutton encouraged him saying "You are big enough" (to get away with it). The video even shows John Deacon on the drums. It isn't known if he actually played some drum parts in the song or if it is just visual effect (or joke?).
Yay! It's still there 🙂
Tbh I couldn't be arsed looking but there you go
"For Reverend Bluejeans..."
"Can I have a bite of your sandwich..."
That cracking track with J Shaun & Wickerman..
Feel about you.... Became Phil the Badger..
Nailin & Kane - Beachball..
People get ready- Be f*cking ready... 😳
Journey, Don't stop believing
smelly wine and sheep perfume...
What's that song by the Verve about the trucks not working?
My wife always thought Feed the World was Freedom, Whooaa!
Massage in a brothel -The Police
"whats she gonna look like with a chimney on her?" - Feel it by The Tamperer featuring Maya.
WTF? The thing with this one being that I think those are the actual words, but suspect something got lost in translation? 😯
Bohemian rhapsody: as a small child I thought he wanted to be spared from his warm sausages.
[i]Last night I dreamt of some dago...young girl with eyes like potatoes[/i]
Yeah, this was my first thought.
[i]I always thought the last line of the Queen song One Vision sounded like Fried chicken & always thought it was just misheard, but in fact he did sing fried chicken.[/i]
Now there's a story... The born again christian movement heard that some rock bands were playing lyrics backwards in songs to enter at a subliminal level. I believe black sabbath (possibly) were playing words encouraging devil worship backwards on one song and one chap killed himself, like teenagers topping themselves is a bands fault.... the link was made by the media and the ****wits in the christian marketing team sent out the word that ALL rock bands were clearly evil. So much for love thy neighbour.
Anyway, the geniuses in christian house found out that queen were playing words backwards in songs and as a result labelled them as the most evil thing on the planet (not to mention, Freddie was transexual - this being 5000 times worse than letting a crowd rape your daughter on the christian wheel of fortune), so Queen were branded satan incarnate.
The words being played backwards? As above, Fried Chicken.
If there was ever a justification for keeping religion away from thick people you hardly have to look further than that.
Grimy - Member
"whats she gonna look like with a chimney on her?" - Feel it by The Tamperer featuring Maya.
WTF? The thing with this one being that I think those are the actual words, but suspect something got lost in translation?
A chimney is Italain mob slang for a Black Eye...
A chimney is Italain mob slang for a Black Eye...
Maybe so, but I'm positive I saw an interview with the artist back in the day and it was some bizarre reference to the Wicked Witch of the East getting smacked down by Dorothy's house.
UncleFred - Member
Last line of Queens One Vision "Fried Chicken"
LOL, it is!!
A friends mum always thought Queen sang 'the devil has a sidboard for me' instead of 'belzebub has a devil put aside for me' from bohemian rhapsody
An old House tune called Insomniac had "I'm a Swede" instead of "I must sleep", OK so I always happened to be off my tits at the time but thats beside the point!
mrs frh on parklife: "hand in hand dayglow parklife" until when she was singing it and stopped half way when I said "so what are your lyrics for parklife then??"
Not song lyrics but BBC keep advertising a programme called Weenie Dancers.
I had to check the listings to find it's called We Need Answers.
no, no lyrics, just reach for the sky..
Moby - 'why does my heart' always thought it sounded like the line ' he's kn****d a dog' not 'he's lost a dog' , lol no wonder his heart felt so bad!
My friend used to sing-
"Excuse me while I kiss this guy"
-to a well known Hendrix song.... 😆
samuri - Member...not to mention, Freddie was transexual
He was gay.
Eurythmics "it's all right babies come in bags"
This thread has taken me back more years than i care to remember -
When Bat Out of Hell spent eleventeen years atop the charts...
Mate of mine used to sing it as 'like a man on a hill i'll be gone......'
and no, taking the mikey he was not 😀
anyone remember the maxell adverts?
the skids
desmond decker
The there waa T'pau
Their song "China in your hands" did sound like something completely different.
don't go around tonight
it's bound to take your life
there's a bathroom on the right.
(creedence man. )
Friend of mine thought for years that Stiff Little Fingers released a punk classic about 'Italian Lobster' (Alternative Ulster!)
Shabba Ranks' song 'Mr Loverman' - there was a Capital Radio phone in & you had to sing the next line...
should have been "Mr Loverman - Shabba"
and the girl who phoned in blurted out "Mr Loverman - Trevor" live on air.
It was hilarious....
Neil Young- Old King (off of Harvest Moon)
"....wasn't scared off jumping off the Trockenheim Pier"
in reality, it's "the truck in high gear".
[i]off of [/i]
first against the wall.
As a kid, I always wondered what a "dance settee" was.
as in
"Dance, dance wherever you may be
I am the lord of the dance settee"
Also, not a song, but I never got why Rutger Hauer started gibbering about seeing sea breams at the end of Blade Runner
I always thought that in "Steal my sunshine" Len were singing "My stinky pants were in the neighbours yard *something something something*" when in fact it was "My sticky paws were in to making straws out of big fat slurpy treats"
I thought Aerosmith were singing 'do the funky lady' in all seriousness. Like it was some kind of dance move. Admittedly I didn't know the song very well.
Oh Andy.
Please accept my apology.
I'm hardly the worst grammatical offender on this forum though.
[i]Old King[/i], [b]from[/b] Neil Young's [i]Harvest Moon[/i] LP.
Happier now?
You may ask the firing squad to stand down now, okay?
Oh cinnamon, where will you run to...
I am the lord of the dance settee....
spent best part of 20 years singing "i believe in milko" to the opening line of hot chocolate's you sexy thing... not once did i wonder what milko was 😳
There's a dancy 'choon' the hook of which I keep singing as "I've gotta buy shoes so I'm ready for the weekend" It is in fact "I [b]put on[/b]my shoes and I'm ready for the weekend" I empathise with the first version more.
REM sang "Call me when you try to wake her up" and not "Come and eat your bacon up" as I thought it was.
Ken Lee?
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