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Delivery times?
"Can anyone lend me a Mint Sauce Keyring for about 18 months..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................."
In stock now..
what is it?
I know this'll mark me as an outsider, but what's it meant to [i]be[/i].
Oh, and I bet those coins weren't even in circulation when the order was placed.
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In stock now?
Bloody amateurs
What the heck is that? Whatever it's supposed to be, it makes me want to squish it.
It's an obscure motorcycle cartoon from the 80's called Bloodrunners. a charcter was called Jack Shit. That is Jack Shit's Helmet. I didn't exepect anyone to know, I just thought it was ironic..
Is it a lambs liver?
just clicked. it's a coffee bean with a mullet 🙂
do you know, I was just about to say it looks like Jack Shit.
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Is 2p to show what's worth?
I don't get what it is.
From this angle, it looks somewhat not like Jack's helmet.
I assume a Jet Metal pendant would be just a pair of bazooms, since that's really all the cartoon was about. Look, easily pleased streetfighters readers- Andy Sparrow's drawn you some tits! Remember when he was good?
That is supposed to be Jack Shit's helmet? After he was run over by a bus?
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Ah now you've posted a cartoon, so what is it as it looks nothing like anything in that cartoon?
I like it personally..
I know jack shit about Jack Shit.
and for that reason, I'm out.
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surely the one and the same?
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What's the whole mint sauce keyring thing about?
I think possibly a different angle would be more revealing. But it doesn't look right to me... No nostrils (or whatever the things below his visor are), not jaggy enough.
But, it's about 10 million times better in delivery and execution than the Cufflinks Of Shame, so.
What's the whole mint sauce keyring thing about?
Well.... it's probably best if you experience it actually.
Find something average and obscure. And a bit crap. Then find who did it and wind yourself around their legs on an Internet site like some sycophantic cat on heat. Convince them to make a replica of said slightly shit thing, pay up front and get a great big tittylip when it fails to turn up for a year or three making yourself and them look like a total arsehat.
Think that covers it.
it's for bedwetters whatever it is.
Stoner - Memberdo you know, I was just about to say it looks like Jack Shit.
Actually, it looks like my helmet, worryingly.
What's the whole mint sauce keyring thing about?
Imagine a round beer mat with a picture of something vaguely resembling a sheep. Now put a key ring through it, laminate it and sell it to persons of a quite stupendously weak and mysterious disposition for large sums of money. But with a delectable utter revulsion of your "fans" and customers, and with no regard for any credit crunch or any outward signs of any moral responsibility for delivering something having taken then money, don't actually deliver it for two years.
Great thread, keep it up, it's made me smiles lots 🙂
Who did that with the mint sauce keyring?
Find something average and obscure. And a bit crap.
In fairness, I really like my MS keyring what I got out of MBUK about 20 years ago or whenever it was. 🙂
But apparently Jo Burt weren't happy about it for some reason dunno why not...
Find something average and obscure. And a bit crap
Anyone know where i can get an Elfin keyring?
If its gold?
Only value it has is scrap.
Anyone know where I can get an Elfin keyring?
Yeah, cos that's gonna be 'average' and 'a bit crap', innit? 🙄
FFS...
There is no metal precious enough to make an Elfin keyring from. 😐
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I miss the hobbits armpit
Always with the Yeovil Town, Bravissimo. 🙄 Enough, already.
Oy vey... 🙁
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...when you return the jersey.
I sed; I ain't got no flippin' Yeovil Tahn jersey, that soppy tart's making it all up. Oh, and look, you've fallen for her lies.
Well, I hope you're both very happy. So long, sucker.
More of a Fred Gassit fan myself but then I think Ogri is total crap so maybe I have no taste.
Bloodrunners was great, did he invent the "Streetfighter"
My favourite quote has to be "I'm immortal......well so far"
Elfin , The material you are looking for is called Unobtainium .
It would make the bestest, fastest, badest key rings ever . Peoples would pay many ££'s and wait many many months for such a thing .
S'true y'know. In fact the joy of owning one would be so great people would be happy to wait [i]years[/i] for them.
(Scuttles off to design such a Wondrous Thing..)
Pigface - MemberBloodrunners was great, did he invent the "Streetfighter"
Nope. But he did definately inspire the idiot trend of putting back wheels on the front so your bike goes round corners incredibly badly. (quote one chap in Streetfighters- "It's got Ohlins forks and rear shock, which combined with the big front tyre means it corners almost as well as a standard GSXR1100". Sounds great!
is it a bum toy for Barbie?
Scuttles off to design such a Wondrous Thing..
Careful...
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with no regard for any credit crunch or any outward signs of any moral responsibility for delivering something having taken then money, don't actually deliver it for two years.
'Outcast' anyone?
Find something average and obscure. And a bit crap. Then find who did it and wind yourself around their legs on an Internet site like some sycophantic cat on heat. Convince them to make a replica of said slightly shit thing, pay up front and get a great big tittylip when it fails to turn up for a year or three making yourself and them look like a total arsehat.
That's the best summing up of the whole tacky debacle I've ever read. Good work.
😆 @ Bully...
Johnners +1, although it should mention the replica of the slightly shit thing resembled a moomin rather than the slightly shit thing
Jeez, I'd forgotten Jack Shit! What publication was it in? I can remember the strip, now I've seen the pic, but can't remember where it appeared.
More of a Fred Gassit fan myself but then I think Ogri is total crap so maybe I have no taste.
Members of Ogri MCC might take exception to that, especially Bowser. And my brother, who's a big bu99er, with a grumpy 'tude. 😉
Elfin , The material you are looking for is called Unobtainium .It would make the bestest, fastest, badest key rings ever . Peoples would pay many ££'s and wait many many months for such a thing .
I wasn't suggesting we made an elfin replica keyring. I was suggesting we made a keyring out of elf himself. He's only a little fella and everytime you lost your keys, you could whistle and he'd shout from where ever he was. The only problem would be shutting it off again
I wasn't suggesting we made an elfin replica keyring. I was suggesting we made a keyring out of elf himself. He's only a little fella and everytime you lost your keys, you could whistle and he'd shout from where ever he was. The only problem would be shutting it off again
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Yeah but there's only one of me, so not enough to go round.
Unless you cloned me...
Unless you cloned me...
Or sliced you real, real thin 😈 😯
Don't be silly. Woon't work then would it?
It might solve the shutting off problem 🙂
Unless you cloned me...
Muuuummmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyy!
Rasta crandai
Fiona Fullerton
is this the bit where I own up to painting gaming miniatures? I painted that Thrudd. Went to Nottingham and got my stuff photographed for White Dwarf. Geek hug!
just orderd i always look forwerd to the strip in back of streetfighter
Yeah but there's only one of me, so not enough to go round.
Unless you cloned me...
...there's a thought that will haunt me to my dying day... >8^o