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[Closed] Miami Zombie Attack - (guy chews off a homeless persons face)

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[url= http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/news_archives/miami-zombie-face-eating-attack-911-callers-reported-rudy-eugene-swinging-from-light-pole-naked ]Linky[/url]

Don't think we've done this.

Pretty grim.

A chap in Miami started beating up a tramp in the middle of the day, right next to a busy road and cycleway. After giving him a pretty horrific kicking for about 15 mins, he then decides to bite off his face.

Nobody stops to help.

Eventually the cops come and then shoot Zombieman a few times, killing him.

There's lots of (not very pleasant) videos.

The whole incident is now being blamed on Zombieman having snorted a load of bath salts earlier that day, and his quite glamourous girlfriend has made an appearance in the media with a celebrity lawyer to make the point that "cannibalism is bad".

You've got to be in a pretty crap state mentally to be able to inflict such a long and sustained attack on a stranger, and then eat his face, even while cops are shooting you.

I'm definitely digging out all those useless bathroom christmas gifts when I get home 🙂


 
Posted : 08/06/2012 11:22 am
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Don't worry, [url= http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/06/04/cdc-to-america-there-is-no-zombie-apocalypse/ ]the CDC has already ruled out the threat of Zombies Apocalypse.[/url]


 
Posted : 08/06/2012 11:35 am
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I believe the GF is Haitian. She clearly voodoo'd his ass.


 
Posted : 08/06/2012 11:40 am
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The zombie apocalypse is spreading…


 
Posted : 08/06/2012 12:00 pm
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Yeah apparently his girlfriend (who actually has nothing to do with the attack and isn't associated with any wrong doing in any way, shape or form), felt the need to fly in a a very expensive and rather contoversial criminal lawyer all the way from LA, just to hold a press conference to assure everyone that she wasn't aware of any voodoo or cannibalism. Despite the fact that none of the press were suggesting that anyway.

Very odd.

And highly entertaining! 🙂


 
Posted : 08/06/2012 12:02 pm
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Yeah apparently the very expensive and rather contoversial criminal lawyer (who actually has nothing to do with the attack and isn't associated with any wrong doing in any way, shape or form), felt the need to fly in a a all the way from LA, just to hold a press conference to assure everyone that the girlfriend wasn't aware of any voodoo or cannibalism. Despite the fact that none of the press were suggesting that anyway.

Not very odd.

FTFY, Self promotion innit.


 
Posted : 08/06/2012 12:07 pm
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Aye true, I gather she's some sort of Max Clifford of the LA legal world.

Pretty pathetic way to get your face on the telly 😕


 
Posted : 08/06/2012 12:09 pm

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