Mercy Killing
 

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A very I'll looking rat has been in the yard for a couple of days at work. Others have let it be, I thought they wimped out so decided on a mercy killing. Rubber glove on the end of a pedal spanner then WHACK...... I saluted it and hummed the "last post" then put it in the bin......

Will karma give me a lottery win or an ironic death involving a the collapse of giant pedal spanner outside of a pedal spanner factory?


 
Posted : 21/07/2018 7:33 pm
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I had to do the same with a pigeon the other night. Our cat got it and it's neck looked broken but it was still flapping about. Had to be done.

I then won £29.90 on the euro millions but I'm not 100% certain that the two were connected because the next day my bottom bracket needed replacing.


 
Posted : 21/07/2018 7:38 pm
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj_8yT0XkyU


 
Posted : 21/07/2018 7:42 pm
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Just to clarify I didn't kill a rat by hitting it with a pigeon.

I killed a pigeon by hitting it with a spade.


 
Posted : 21/07/2018 7:43 pm
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the next day my bottom needed replacing.

Did you bbq the pigeon or something?


 
Posted : 21/07/2018 7:43 pm
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Bracket.... Bottom bracket


 
Posted : 21/07/2018 7:45 pm
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Should of hoofed it in the slats with some bombers obvs.

I stamped on a mouse once.


 
Posted : 21/07/2018 8:26 pm
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I stamped on a mouse once.

In mercy, or just for fun?


 
Posted : 21/07/2018 9:14 pm
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Just to clarify I didn’t kill a rat by hitting it with a pigeon.

I killed a pigeon by hitting it with a spade.

I once witnessed a pigeon killed with a pigeon. I gone with my dad clay pigeon shooting and some one hit a clay a lump of which then brought down a pigeon of the feathered variety.


 
Posted : 21/07/2018 10:19 pm
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I ran over a duckling with my front wheel on Friday, it burst and it's guts sprayed all over my left shoe. Couldn't avoid it as a gaggle of them & parents crossed over the towpath. I still feel bad about it


 
Posted : 22/07/2018 8:27 am
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Don't think about it too much, or you'll go quackers.


 
Posted : 22/07/2018 8:59 am
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Posted : 22/07/2018 9:00 am

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