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There I was driving along a not that minor road and there, very close to the edge, was a bloke wee'ing up against a fence. He only had to walk a few yards then he could have splashed his way around a large forest.
Why???
Because we can.
The shoes were at the fence, not in the forest?
The fence was asking for it.
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Should I have reported him?
You should have blasted your horn and made him splash his shoes 😀
maybe the fence had been on fire.
Why???
Why not?
It's not really a habit as such, it's just that there's no point in busting for a piss when, well, you can do something about it.
Envy is one of the seven deadly sins y'know.
Did he say man in distress 3 times first.
If so completely legal. That's what I told a policeman once who saw me duck behind the back of a church when I was busting.
Thought I might have been robbing and followed me and caught me in the act.
When I told him it was alright officer I had said man in distress 3 times so was all above board, he laughed and let me go with a warning.
i found these a bit weird, with shoppers walking around.
I'm afraid you don't understand. He'd have been wandering along quite happily, he'll have not seen anyone for hours. Eventually the call of nature would have made itself heard and he'd have checked around to see if anyone is about. Look left, nothing, look right..nothing, spend a bit more time looking about. Absolutely no-one about at all and no chance of them being for ages.
Willy out ...MIDDLE AGED WOMAN IN CAR!!!!
No-one can explain why this happens but he could be up mount everest needing a pee and the second he decided to go for one, a troop of girl guides will come round the corner and once he's started....
Samuris dead right ....,
You can be in a forest in the middle of nowhere ... See no one for hours but as soon as you get it out for a quick wiz you can guarantee that your gonna get interrupted by the girls guides or the local wi on a dog walk 🙂
I've seen a woman do worse!
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the question is, not how disgusting it is, but how far up the fence could he wee?
It's probably a good job you were in car as well. If he had anything about him, he would have farted as well. Whilst weeing, oh yes, we can multi-task when it suits.
I refer you to exhibit 'a' to illustrate that farting [u]is[/u] funny, [u]is[/u] clever, and it makes you look tough......
[i]Absolutely no-one about at all and no chance of them being for ages.[/i]
The same happened to me in Scotland, on a cold snowy day (which made the process more difficult). I'd stopped for a pee, not having seen anyone for an hour, around the corner came two mature female walkers. I didn't then see anyone else for another hour.
I think they set traps.
We were on a walk a while back when the gf needed to go. So I said just go down there off the path into the edge of a wood.
Just as she was getting her kit off I told her someone was coming and she struggles to get her kit back on only for myself to start laughing (no one coming at all) 😀
She then got back to business when a dog walker started coming along the path I warned her she swore at me and I just carried on walking next thing she had a wet dog nose up her arse 
Jealousy is such an ugly emotion...
It felt slightly wrong taking this photo. Andriy Grivko pissing on a wall in Barnes. I should send it to the daily mail, they can use it to prove how Eastern Europeans hate nice middle class bits of the south east.
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I was caught short driving in Wales; I stopped in a gateway, realised that behind the hedge was a railway line but figured it was a Sunday evening near Machynlleth, what are the chances?
Then a train went past mid-flow. I didn't even know they had trains on Sundays in that part of the world.
Apologies to anyone who was on that train.
question is, did he " bag it and bin it "?
@phiiiiil et al. - I once mooned a train on Rannoch Moor, so don't worry about it 😀
Don't read that as a mandate for flashing though.......
No, the question is, could he write his name?
I ****ed a pig once
and it squealed on me
is it ok to piss in the dishwasher?
Why?
Why Not.
Just don't look you perv.
Why???
Because we can.
Thread closed.
I walked out of a pub once because I was watching the barman pour me a pint at the other end of the bar and noticed he was stood with his hips twisted at a funny angle to his body which was facing the bar, then realised he was pissing in the sink using his right hand to aim while using his left hand to pull my pint.
Not been back since .
cinnamon_girl - MemberThere I was driving along a not that minor road and there, very close to the edge, was a bloke wee'ing up against a fence. He only had to walk a few yards then he could have splashed his way around a large forest.
Why Not???
I saw the header and for a horrible moment thought that resident Daily Wail harridan Liz Jones had discovered STW, and was going into one of her regular rants about how disgusting all men are.
Thankfully that waking nightmare hasn't been realised.
I walked out of a pub once because I was watching the barman pour me a pint at the other end of the bar and noticed he was stood with his hips twisted at a funny angle to his body which was facing the bar, then realised he was pissing in the sink using his right hand to aim while using his left hand to pull my pint.
Bad Joke/Story
Guy in a restaurant knocks his spoon off the table, 5s later the waiter replaces it with one from his pocket. Guy says "Wow that was quick"
Waiter - "Yes, we had some management consultants in and they worked out that most people drop spoons so we carry them in our pocket now"
Customer - "Thats great" notices a bit of string out of the waiters fly "Whats the string for?"
Waiter - "Ah they also said we spent a lot of time washing our hands after going to the toilet and suggested if we tied a bit of string to it we could avoid touching it and therefore washing our hands"
Customer - "How do you put it back in?"
Waiter - "They never told us that bit"
I have been trying to think of the most inappropriate place I have had a waz .
And it must be out of the passenger window of a moving commer van that a friend was driving, and refused to stop and let me out. As he found my escalating state of unease extremely funny until he left me no choice .
It was quite late at night so I doubt anyone saw.
I must admit to peeing all over the place. It's a combination of age (41) and a straightforward ability to do so.
Half way through the dog walk, I'll make myself comfortable behind a tree. Usually, I'll drop into the local for a natter and have a pint which leads to another 'comfort stop' 20 minutes later. The dog follows suit which often instigates a pee fight.
The dog always loses as I can't smell his, but by thunder, he can smell mine.
We were on a walk a while back when the gf needed to go. So I said just go down there off the path into the edge of a wood.Just as she was getting her kit off I told her someone was coming and she struggles to get her kit back on only for myself to start laughing (no one coming at all)
She then got back to business when a dog walker started coming along the path I warned her she swore at me and I just carried on walking next thing she had a wet dog nose up her arse
Hah. Was it worth the silent treatment that you probably got?
I tried pee'ing whilst riding once, no one around, quiet country lanes, couldn't hear cars nor horses so I got MrBouy out whilst coasting along, started pee'ing, headed towards a bend in the road and found to my horror about 9 Lady Walkers sitting eating lunch on a small grass lawn near a tree.
I'd started and couldn't stop, I had to apologise and then sprint like Cav to disappear over the small ridge.
I really should have stopped acting like a Pro 😳
I think men must have weaker muscles to control it or something. Every single ride I do with my dad ends up with him running behind some tree to have a wee.
Think I've 'really needed' to once or twice ever 🙄
Are you sure he was urinating?
I hardly think taking a pee is a disgusting habit as surely women also do that too.
On the continent public urinals aren't always fully enclosed and there's a much more relaxed attitude towards taking a wiz.
France for example where the toilets are sometimes shared in bars and restaurants, Holland where urinals are in the street and quite open.
I suggest you chill and get a bit more of a European attitude towards things like this.
I think men must have weaker muscles to control it or something.
I think this is actualy true. I've got a tiny bladder, and need to wee more often than most people. If I drink beer,it can be a nightmare. I have to be careful when out, if travelling onpublic transort etc, to time things so that I don't get desperate whilst stuck onthe tube etc. Always try to be discrete about urinating, but ffs, it's a natural bodily function. Don't knoe how the OP can be quite so outraged really.
France for example where the toilets are sometimes shared in bars and restaurants, Holland where urinals are in the street and quite open.
Yes but it ends up in the sewer and not running down the street.
The disgusting bit would not be the view of a mans back but the smelly puddle left behind, still have to try to be considerate of where you get it out.
In light of your recent threads i suggest you stay at home if your that easily. Disgusted/offended.
Certainly do not drive past a bus parked in a layby on a scotland home game night ..... Chances are itll be a look maw no hands moment facing the road from the whole bus.
If weeing against the fence is a "disgusting" on your scale I shudder to think of how you would score some of the other behaviour ❗
I was at one of those "pop up" outdoor urinals the other week, right in the center of London outside Embankment tube. Is that disgusting ? Have to say it was quite bizarre. (note: proper toilets at tube station closed, so had no choice)
On our road rides we sometimes stop for the older gentlemen to relieve the pressure; mostly they make some effort to be away from the road but it's easy to spot colourful kit from the road. One time a driver stopped and threatened to call the police even though chap was half behind a tree. Turned out he lived on the road but it was a rural road.
[i]I think men must have weaker muscles to control it or something.
I think this is actualy true. I've got a tiny bladder[/i]
I'm not convinced myself. Yes, I appear to need to go to the toiler more than the ladies of my acquaintance but I'll guarantee when I do I produce a hell of a lot more wee. I'm like a horse (although sadly, only in quantity, not size)
I don't know if women enjoy pissing as much as men but a much needed piss against a tree is one of nature's greatest gifts.
Yeah, it's just blokes that do things like that 🙄 We were over the local children's playground last weekend with our 3 year old girl and 9 month old boy. My wife needed a pee so had one behind the tump that the zip-wire starts on.
Customer - "How do you put it back in?"
With the spoon, obviously.
Also do not underestimate the importance of peeing [i]onto[/i] something, anything really. Just peeing into the wind is odd.
I was of course being a wee bit mischievous by starting this thread but, seriously, some of you guys need to [b]lighten up[/b]. 😀
It's been entertaining especially that tanker and imagine the job satisfaction involved. 😉
Still fail to comprehend why the bloke didn't toddle off to the nearby forest. Oh well.
Peeing into the wind tends to mean you are peeing on something. Yourself, mostly.
I call "The Edinburgh Defence", TJ would have been proud
Yep - Edinburgh defence deffo in action.
In most countries this is absolutely normal. Look on the edge of any french road most weekends.
Worth starting a thread here?
If you don't want to look at his cock you really don't have to. Just saying. 😉
Still fail to comprehend why the bloke didn't toddle off to the nearby forest. Oh well.
But the woods are full of nasty creepy crawlies 😥
^^^^ and ploppin bears
He is using the fence to try and hide the spectacle of him doing a pee. Going into a wood and waving it around is surely more disgusting?
Many years ago I did a lot of volunteer work on a local nature reserve at the weekends. One Sunday morning, whilst walking alone through part of the reserve my excessive beer consumption of the night before caught up with me and I needed to take a pee. As I was surrounded by waist high sedge I took a leak and carried on walking. I was a bit surprised when a nearby bush said 'good morning' to me 10 seconds later. Turned out there was a very well disguised hide that I hadn't noticed. The blokes inside thought it was hilarious. I very nearly chose that particular bush to pee up; doubt they'd have seen the funny side if I had.
I have been trying to think of the most inappropriate place I have had a waz .
Well that's a whole new topic on its own. Can I start? One evening in Rotherham having consumed a number of Old Peculiars I needed a wee, so as there was no-one around I poked the old chap through the railings of a bridge over the river. The following week when sober I walked over the same bridge and noted it wasn't over the river, it was over the dual carriageway!
I like an outdoor waz in the morning - it feels like, like ... freedom
thought I'd been caught vacuuming the worktops again - no that isn't a euphemism - well not as far as I know though the actual act is apparently a heinous crime
....remember being stuck in a stationary traffic jam on the Brussels ring road and truck driver behind got out and relieved himself against the rear wheel of my car
I was on a supporter bus to Elland Road to see England get hammered by Australia at RL and (a) it was an evening kick off so everyone had been in the pub for hours and (b) there was a traffic jam.
When the traffic started moving again a coach load of lads who were using the shelter of their bus for a waz were exposed - not all of them were facing away from the road...
We need to contrast this with the woman I saw squatting behind the barrier on the M5 recently...
On a slightly related note I was disturbed by the amount of dog wee all over the place in Keswick.
I know that its not representative of most town centres, but this weekend it struck me as odd that we seemingly tolerate dogs weeing all over the shop frontages in our towns where little kids may be playing but a person can be arrested for doing the same.
Next time you're there, look at the puddles of piss outside Blacks and Fat Face and assuming that thats normal, you'll see that most of the town is covered in the stuff.