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Who will win?
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Posted : 13/05/2009 5:03 pm
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Looks like a larf


 
Posted : 13/05/2009 5:08 pm
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The words " straight to DVD " spring to mind.


 
Posted : 13/05/2009 5:09 pm
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That looks so bad its...well...really bad.


 
Posted : 13/05/2009 5:12 pm
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quality!


 
Posted : 13/05/2009 5:15 pm
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Like that? Google "Ninja Cheerleaders" 🙂


 
Posted : 13/05/2009 5:15 pm
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Big Shark, big octopus, warplanes, warships, explosions...worth a look! Bet my 6 year old son would love it.


 
Posted : 13/05/2009 5:19 pm
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Bag of super skunk and i'll love it.


 
Posted : 13/05/2009 6:18 pm
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Ooh wonder if Debbie Gisbon gets her baps out.


 
Posted : 13/05/2009 6:21 pm
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Whats not to like? Is splendido! I cant wait for the sequel - Giant Hamster pisses off Super Pigeon..


 
Posted : 13/05/2009 6:37 pm
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Posted : 13/05/2009 7:25 pm
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Pheww, i thought my fetish video was found for a mo......

*and relaxes*


 
Posted : 13/05/2009 8:33 pm
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that looks fantastic!! just for sheer crapness!! I'd watch it!


 
Posted : 13/05/2009 10:11 pm
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It's got Debbie Gibson in it...

Debbie Gibson????

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Posted : 13/05/2009 10:25 pm
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Oh...
And there I was hoping for another Gojira style movie those crazy Japs used to make!


 
Posted : 14/05/2009 5:44 am
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Well I would watch it!

Love budget films.


 
Posted : 14/05/2009 6:42 am
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Another one that is on my must see list:

Hard ticket to Hawaii - Skater's death!

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Posted : 14/05/2009 6:46 am
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Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)

Two drug enforcement agents are killed on a private Hawaiian island. Donna and Taryn, two operatives for The Agency, accidentally intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for drug lord Seth Romero, who takes exception and tries to get them back. Soon other Agency operatives get involved, and a full-scale fight to the finish ensues, complicated here and there by an escaped snake made deadly by Toxic Waste! Written by Ed Sutton Age 12


 
Posted : 14/05/2009 6:58 am
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This looks awe-inspiringly silly. 🙂


 
Posted : 14/05/2009 9:47 am
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Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town. nuff said.


 
Posted : 14/05/2009 9:56 am
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I look forward to watching that on Sci-fi.

I love B movies 🙂


 
Posted : 14/05/2009 9:58 am
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Valley of the Dolls, 1967


 
Posted : 14/05/2009 10:00 am
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Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, 1969. 🙂


 
Posted : 14/05/2009 10:14 am
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indeed, perhaps even more kitch


 
Posted : 14/05/2009 10:23 am
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but not a patch on Faster Pussy Cat! Kill! Kill!

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to violence, the word and the act. While violence cloaks itself in a plethora of disguises, its favorite mantle still remains... sex. Violence devours all it touches, its voracious appetite rarely fulfilled. Yet violence doesn't only destroy, it creates and molds as well. Let's examine closely then this dangerously evil creation, this new breed encased and contained within the supple skin of woman. The softness is there, the unmistakable smell of female, the surface shiny and silken, the body yielding yet wanton. But a word of caution: handle with care and don't drop your guard. This rapacious new breed prowls both alone and in packs, operating at any level, any time, anywhere, and with anybody. Who are they? One might be your secretary, your doctor's receptionist... or a dancer in a go-go club!


 
Posted : 14/05/2009 10:25 am
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Faster Pussycat has "buxotic" women killing blokes with karate chops. Beyond the Valley of the Dolls has psychotic hermaphrodites decapitating male models. It's a close call IMO.


 
Posted : 14/05/2009 10:40 am
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I just watched it...well i tried to but it was too bad. I mean really bad.

Was some hardcore science action going on tho. In this scene they are considering using mushy peas to kill the shark.

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Posted : 14/05/2009 4:49 pm
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i'll put money on the female scientist spending more of the film in a bikini than a lab coat


 
Posted : 14/05/2009 4:50 pm
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Token Asian scientist on the left to die horribly half way through the movie...


 
Posted : 14/05/2009 5:05 pm
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Your both wrong, unfortunately in relation to michael's post as she is quite hot.


 
Posted : 14/05/2009 5:08 pm
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At the risk of spoiling it for us, which one does win, shark or octopus?


 
Posted : 14/05/2009 5:09 pm
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1350498/

lol the male lead is called Lorenzo LameAss


 
Posted : 14/05/2009 5:11 pm
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My money's on....Shark.


 
Posted : 14/05/2009 5:12 pm
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if it's 'Deborah Gibson' Jamie, google image search will satisfy


 
Posted : 14/05/2009 5:15 pm
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"[url= http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1350498/news#ni0784113 ][b]Door Open For ‘Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus’ Sequel, Says Deborah Gibson[/b][/url]

It’s one of the month’s biggest success stories: since MTV.com premiered the trailer for Asylum’s wacky sea creature film “Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus,” it’s been viewed hundreds of thousands of times and even became a top Google search trend.

So what does the future hold for this franchise-in-the-making? To get the answer, we went straight to one of the film’s human stars, 80’s icon Deborah Gibson.

“I haven’t seen the final edit, but we did do a version that leaves the door open for a potential sequel,” Gibson revealed. “Because God knows what else is in the ocean. I thought maybe a seahorse? Maybe a 500-foot lobster would be good. But yes, there is the potential for a sequel, and I would absolutely love it.”"

Cripes...


 
Posted : 14/05/2009 5:24 pm
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[i]80’s icon Deborah Gibson.[/i]

that's pushing it...

What's the sequel going to be called?


 
Posted : 14/05/2009 5:29 pm
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hehe, colossal seahorse vs uber lobster...

Why is there always a bloke with a ponytail?"


 
Posted : 14/05/2009 5:29 pm
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Big Seahorse vs. Very Large Lobster


 
Posted : 14/05/2009 5:34 pm
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At the risk of spoiling it for us, which one does win, shark or octopus?

LOL - cut to the meat, I like it 😉


 
Posted : 14/05/2009 6:48 pm
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I refuse to give any spoilers, other than the token asian guy like totally poles deborah gibson 😉


 
Posted : 14/05/2009 7:23 pm
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how much kung foo does the ponytail guy do?


 
Posted : 14/05/2009 8:24 pm

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