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Just watching Masterchef, and all ready the 'critics' they are cooking for have really annoyed me, before they have even spoken!
I eat a shed load of really good food, why cant I be a professional critic!
What sort of half arsed job is it, being a critic! These people need to experience a proper days work.
Rant over.
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Haha, neither can I now 🙂
He doesn't want a postage stamp of bread..... Yeah we can see that mate
It takes all sorts mate or....
Q: According to a geologist, why is the world so diverse? A: Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
😳 sorry sorry!!!!
Oh no 😉
I'd love to see a role reversal and see the "critics" cook something spectacular ...
Can't stop laughing at the lookalike Matt 😀
Saira! Noooooo! Don't mess it up now!
I eat a shed load of really good food, why cant I be a professional critic!
Well going off you rather poor rant it' because you can't explain what the any issues are. 😀
I think they can all see their own tonsils from the bottom end up. 'Excellent'. 'I'll be the judge of that'. Just how far up their own arses are they!
Don't carry it with the tongs plonker
O the drama...
The am-dram of John and Greg is starting to grate now.........
Stern looks all round.
I reckon Larkin's gone
Ooo, who reckons he dropped that on purpose?
They don't even agree on the quality of the dishes. Pointless having that many and then not even tasting all the dishes.
Dale, Natalie and Larkin should make a good final.
Shit no! Why are they getting rid of Saira???
They obviously play it up for the cameras, but I do agree that food critics are a complete waste of space.
Good call on the finalists I reckon.
I like Natalie
The Larkin bloke was a first-class baffoon and deserved to be dropped through the trap-door. His performance in the Savoy made me want to punch him in the face.
He's far too risky. Can be awesome, but can completely tart it up.
I reckon ether Dale or Natalie FTW, probably Dale.
Dale looks like a psycho
Larkin doesn't seem that bothered
I just can't take the lookalike seriously...
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Is it just me or has Natalie got that kind of "you just might" look about her? A bit like whats her name from ER:
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Edit, maybe a bit less so, but still...
Just might what? You mean talk to her if you met her in public, instead of staring at your shoes?
Thing that gets me about the whole thing.
Is that I cook one pot wonders regularly.
Currys, stews, spag bols, chillis, etc etc.
They always taste better the next day.
The numpties try to put a time limit on it.
And yes, worst of all, the pretentious ****s that for some reason are allowed to critique others food, while serving nothing.
As food is just about as personal a thing as anything else to anyone,
who has the down right balls to tell me what I should like,
or anybody else for that matter?
These ****s should be made to produce food for others to critique.
Or offered dishes with only a tooth-pick to consume.
I pray that one day aliens will arrive, carry out lots of nasty experiments on Jay Rayner and then evaporate his being into a oblivion!!!
The World will be a better place for it, arrogant pillock....
There were a couple there who could at least give a valued opinion on whether the food was cooked well, tasty etc....but the rest sounded like an annoying 5 year old!!