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Well, Mongo ain't exactly a "who". He's more of a "what".


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 5:45 pm
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That's a bit munch.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 5:49 pm
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Neigh chance of another pun thread starting then?


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 5:50 pm
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Despite his opposing plea, he was chomping at the bit to punch the horse. His family are concerned that he was in no stable state if mind at the time due to constant nagging from his wife, Filly. He regrets his actions and with hind sight should have trotted on that day.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 5:57 pm
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That's a 'mare. Cruelty like that has gone on for fur(to)long.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 5:59 pm
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Do the mods need to bring this in hand? Rein it in a little? Or, perhaps just ignore it, hope it withers away.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 6:01 pm
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Depends if we get any hayters.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 6:06 pm
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He made mince meat of it.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 6:08 pm
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I just want to know if the copper actually said "you can't park that vehicle there. It's illegal!"


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 6:09 pm
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**** me some of these horse puns are a little lame.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 6:12 pm
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Posted : 24/10/2013 6:16 pm
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He a tough guy all right - he mustang out with a bad crowd.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 6:45 pm
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if you ass-k me, that's one dead ned, he's going in dob-bin


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 6:51 pm
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I wasn't going to click this link, and now I'm saddled


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 7:47 pm
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I was bridling at it myself.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 9:21 pm
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C'mon lads, let's harness some creativity with these horse puns ffs.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 9:24 pm
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Well I, for one, think this thread has been a galloping [s]Failure[/s] success.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 9:31 pm
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In again be-forelock


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 9:44 pm
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Terrible, in the mane.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 10:31 pm
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I don't have much to say about it, but Every little helps


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 11:13 pm
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Need to findus some new puns.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 11:35 pm
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Time to rein this post in


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 11:40 pm
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These kind of threads really stirrup some bad puns.


 
Posted : 25/10/2013 6:19 am
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I wonder if anyone can shoe one more in?


 
Posted : 25/10/2013 6:20 am
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I am bridleing at thiese puns.


 
Posted : 25/10/2013 6:30 am
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This thread wont be going furlong.


 
Posted : 25/10/2013 7:13 am
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I think it's gone on furlong enough. Anyone who thinks otherwise clearly has blinkers on.

\o/


 
Posted : 25/10/2013 7:28 am
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Are we at the tail end yet chaps?


 
Posted : 25/10/2013 7:28 am
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These threads really are the glue that holds this place together you know.


 
Posted : 25/10/2013 7:39 am
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I think this can keep going until tomorrow at least. Make it a three day event.


 
Posted : 25/10/2013 7:40 am
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I'm knackered of these threads.


 
Posted : 25/10/2013 7:42 am
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I think this can keep going until tomorrow at least. Make it a three day event.

Well it was a little slow out of the gates but it's gathering pace now.


 
Posted : 25/10/2013 7:43 am
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Send it to the glue factory and make it a "sticky"...

IGMC


 
Posted : 25/10/2013 7:45 am
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Not tacky ?


 
Posted : 25/10/2013 7:47 am
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Woah I couldn't do that, I couldn't bear being saddled with the guilt.


 
Posted : 25/10/2013 7:48 am
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And it could stirrup some trouble.


 
Posted : 25/10/2013 7:50 am
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People really are chomping at the bit to post on this thread.


 
Posted : 25/10/2013 7:51 am
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But in the mane it's not too bad.


 
Posted : 25/10/2013 7:53 am
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Neigh more from me, i'm all punned out.


 
Posted : 25/10/2013 8:04 am
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Hay, I'm going to bale out too.


 
Posted : 25/10/2013 8:05 am
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Giddy up lads, whinnie'd you to [url= http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gingering ]feague[/url]-ure out some more.


 
Posted : 25/10/2013 8:11 am
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🙄 he got 12months thankfully 😆

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Posted : 25/10/2013 8:33 am

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