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[Closed] Man miles goose with face 19 and a bit years ago

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After the recent Fabio post, I was disappointed that my reference to the original Fabio got not a hint of recognition, so here is my post and the article in question (no need to thank me):

"Not the same Fabio who killed a goose with his face at the start of a publicity rollercoaster ride 20 years ago?" (Ok I got the year wrong).

https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/news/a43436/fabio-busch-gardens-goose-killer/


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 7:42 am
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I had no idea!


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 7:48 am
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Posted : 12/04/2019 7:51 am
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Clicked on thread to find out what 'Man miles goose' means.

Leaves no wiser.


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 7:52 am
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Glad it's not just me then wwaswas.


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 8:00 am
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when a big hitter has to start a new post to highlight their previous post because no one noticed it's time to revoke the badge


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 8:04 am
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??????


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 8:05 am
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Eh?


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 8:06 am
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Fabio? Goose? Miles?


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 8:09 am
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Wait... What?


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 8:10 am
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https://translate.google.co.uk


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 8:14 am
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Tragic story. Should be made into a movie.
🙂


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 8:14 am
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I cried when Goose died.

I liked his moustache.


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 8:15 am
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Dead Goose? Already been done. EDIT: panther too quick...


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 8:16 am
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Nope, I've added my own random punctuation in that sentence and I can't get it to make sense. Is it it about spoons or respraying wheels in your bedroom?

Sorry Al, you'll need to explain. 😉


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 8:36 am
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None the wiser - standard mode for me really.


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 8:40 am
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We've been reeling from the aftershocks ever since

Er... Of course we have.


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 8:43 am
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Posted : 12/04/2019 8:48 am
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I feel as though my life is now complete.

Intriguing story. I had no idea of margarine man. Still don't actually.


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 8:56 am
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I haven't followed the link or know the story but I saw the original thread and dismissed it on the basis it was about a Skoda (isn't the Fabio one of their range?)


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 8:59 am
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I thought I'd miled a goose once, turned out to be a rabbit


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 9:21 am
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If you read the title in a Mark E Smith voice it makes perfect sense uh.


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 9:24 am
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yeah, but you didn't "mile" it either, did you. Dirty bastard !


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 9:25 am
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It's been a publicity rollercoaster ride for the OP, that's for sure.


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 9:25 am
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So... how does one go about miling a goose?


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 9:27 am
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I thought I’d miled a goose once

Which number of face did you use and how long ago did you bite?


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 9:27 am
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So… how does one go about miling a goose?

This is how you mill a goose.


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 9:31 am
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It's actually an anagram of a coded message.

Fortunately I wasn't going near Basingstoke this weekend anyway.

Makes you think...


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 2:25 pm
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I know exactly what you are talking about, just shame I haven’t read the other thread.

Messed his nose up good and proper!


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 3:16 pm
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Man miles
Goose with face 19
And a bit
Years
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.
Ago.


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 3:26 pm
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shame I haven’t read the other thread

Head over for a gander?


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 3:28 pm
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Honk if you're horny.


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 3:28 pm
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I should have said you should see his beak now. He looked very annoyed, practically spitting feathers.


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 3:30 pm
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He should have duck down instead.


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 3:49 pm
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I reckon surviving head butting a goose should be a feather in your cap.


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 3:52 pm
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It's an odd post, about an odd event nearly 2 decades ago... but I do remember it happening at the time. The only thing I knew about Fabio was that 'The Word' 'The Girlie Show' and 'Eurotrash' used to take the mick out of him.


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 4:23 pm
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I didn’t know it had happened, but I’m glad I do now!


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 4:31 pm
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Ha ha, bloody autocorrect!

I thought it was funny...


 
Posted : 12/04/2019 10:14 pm
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It’s obviously three spurious references taken out of context:

1. “Man miles” as in, I cycled fifteen man miles today. And now I feel epic;

2. “goose with face” as in, “I saw a goose with a face like a horse”;

3. “19 and a bit years ago” as in, “I cycled fifteen man miles, 19 and a bit years ago.”


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 12:47 am
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I'm bumping this because I want others to read it in the morning and be as confused as I was.


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 1:32 am
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I'm just here to get ideas to liven up swingers' night next month.


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 1:50 am
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Time flies.

Bet that hurt like hell.

Didn’t ruin his face then? considering he was a model?

Good old Eurotrash.


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 2:34 am
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Fabio and Gooserider?


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 7:54 am
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I’m bumping this because I want others to read it in the morning and be as confused as I was.

Mission accomplished. I have no idea what’s going on here


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 8:14 am
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Fabio and Gooserider?

Nice!

Edit:
https://i.makeagif.com/save-mp4/bMFjea

How do I get it to imbed?


 
Posted : 13/04/2019 8:16 am

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