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WTF.
Pizza Hut's cheeseburger crust pizza.

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Dirty.


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:14 am
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I'm on nights which means I'm craving junk food and sweet stuff, that looks very good.


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:16 am
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Words fail me.

Is this a real thing?


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:16 am
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That looks very very wrong, how many is that meant to feed?


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:16 am
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Do you lot really "lust" after this? - looks like greasy stodge to me, heart attack waiting to happen


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:17 am
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As real as the hotdog stuffed crust that Dominos are offering. Chunder inducing. 🙂


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:17 am
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* makes reservation 😆


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:19 am
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Is this a real thing?

*crosses everything that it's possible to cross*

Please let it be so....


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:19 am
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Grim. It's on the same lines as that pizza they advertise with a meat slurry tube in the crust.

What is wrong with people?


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:19 am
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It's a real thing. I walk past a pizza hut on the way home and was astounded by that.


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:19 am
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Do pizzza hut deliver to Vienna? I want one now


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:20 am
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with a meat slurry tube in the crust.

Genius.


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:20 am
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Awesome!


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:20 am
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Well I'd eat it. And probably feel terrible about it for the next few days.


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:21 am
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I've just finish the road season with an emphatic ride.

I have a half price voucher for a large Papa Johns Carribean Hot pizza, which [i]was [/i]to be my celebration.

However....


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:21 am
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Hoping this is still on during half term so I can 'treat' the Mrs. I know I'll hate myself afterwards but I love grotty fast food like this.

Omnomnomnom.

Just re-read that. I'm off work at half term because the kids are off, the Mrs isn't still at school 😕


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:23 am
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[url= http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pizza-hut-cheeseburger-crust-pizza-2278535 ]Nearly 3000 calories! [/url](The Mirror content)


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:24 am
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It's a real thing.

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Posted : 07/10/2013 11:24 am
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It's no different to having beef on your pizza, it's just put together in clumps around the outside.


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:25 am
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Had one of these the a week or two back. Really not very good. The burgers are average them selves and don't integrate with the rest of the pizza at all. Not worth your money.


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:26 am
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Looks like a cross between this:

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and this:

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Posted : 07/10/2013 11:27 am
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Like the idea, but not sure about Pizza Hut's experience with burgers. Might be worth doing a bit of experimenting at home?

Edit:
whatnobeer has confirmed it: burgers aren't good enough quality.


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:28 am
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now you've made me hungry. Im off to the freezer to grab a pizza.


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:28 am
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Like the idea, but not sure about Pizza Hut's experience with burgers. Might be worth doing a bit of experimenting at home?

*raises hand*

Willing guinea pig here.....


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:30 am
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Whatever you do don't turn your back on it.

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Posted : 07/10/2013 11:30 am
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a waste of topping space,a couple of bigtasty's stuffed in then folded over mmmmmmmm


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 12:40 pm
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Are those burgers or faggots that have been steam rolled ? Not sure about the jellied snakes pick n mix topping either ?


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 1:54 pm
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It looks like a portal into hell. But I'd still eat it. MMMM, cthulhuicious.


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 2:12 pm
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Looks like a pavement pizza


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 2:15 pm
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Are those burgers or faggots that have been steam rolled ?

This is my new favourite STW sentence of all time.


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 2:19 pm
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So you rip out the burger, put some wedges on top and top it with garlic bread. I'm in!


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 2:35 pm
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Marketing genius.

I remember years ago finding the perfect late-night drunken food. The pizza shop in Sleaford did kebab meat pizzas. How awesome was that? Both the major late-night food groups in one tremendous greasy wheel of wonderfulness. They were very very good indeed.

There are some miserable puritanical barstewards on this thread.


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 3:17 pm
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Ever had a doner pie? Turkish and scottish people should never have been allowed to mingle.


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 3:23 pm
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An abortion on a plate, but no less appealing than their usual offerings.

Edit - Pizza Hut I mean, not Turks or Scots!.


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 3:29 pm
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Doner pizzas are superb but only for rare occasions.


 
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One of the takeaway places in St Andrews does something called the Turkish Burger. Oh my. 2 burgers plus a huge portion of doner meat, salad, garlic and chili sauce. It is an incredible thing.


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 3:47 pm
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The pizza shop in Sleaford did kebab meat pizzas. How awesome was that?

In Accy's town centre, every other shop that isn't a pub or a pound shop is a kebabbery cum pizza shop of varying reputation(*).

They're pretty much all out of the same mould. Asian-run; halal menu (so their 'ham' is turkey and food colouring); and will gladly serve their masterly culinary fusions as kebab pizzas, chips and donnor meat (plenty of chilli sauce, no salad please mate), and so on to the perpetually Stella'ed. It's very common here.

(* - there's two words in that sentence which probably shouldn't be juxtaposed, but thinking about it probably isn't wholly inaccurate.)


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 3:52 pm
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2 burgers plus a huge portion of doner meat, salad, garlic and chili sauce. It is an incredible thing.

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Posted : 07/10/2013 3:52 pm
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After a long ride last winter I discovered that one of the takeaways in heaton does donner parmos - basically a normal parmo which added donner meat.

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Posted : 07/10/2013 3:56 pm
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Beign a southener, I just had to google Parmo...Oh yes.


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 4:00 pm
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The 27.5" is the best


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 4:04 pm
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Reminds me of the pizza pie drunken creation.
A peperoni pizza folded over a steak and kidney pie, lovley.

Of to search in the freezer


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 4:14 pm
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Posted : 07/10/2013 4:17 pm
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Time for me to roll this out again

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com


 
Posted : 08/10/2013 9:49 am
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Deep fried soup?

They don't even do that in Scotland, do they?


 
Posted : 08/10/2013 10:13 am
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Pizza Kebab is normal in Sweden 😛 they have this weird sauce they put on them as well, bra jobat 😆


 
Posted : 08/10/2013 10:19 am
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There's a review on Gregg Walllace's page (maybe)
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Posted : 08/10/2013 10:52 am
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That pizza looks like it's prolapsing. I'm not sure prolapsing is ever delicious.


 
Posted : 08/10/2013 10:54 am
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i'm a fat boy pizza lover but the total calorific value of that meal on the OP picture is 4326 calories according to the website (pizza is 2880 apparently).

Even I would think twice.... 🙂


 
Posted : 08/10/2013 11:17 am
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DezB - Member
There's a review on Gregg Walllace's page (maybe)


The bungee jumping octopus met a grisly end.....


 
Posted : 08/10/2013 12:47 pm
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kebab meat Pizza is good

Chicken tikka kebab is better

chicken tikka kebab is even betterer

Chicken tikka and donner mixed kebab on peshwari naan is the stuff of legend!

(Kahns Balti, Harrogate)


 
Posted : 08/10/2013 1:00 pm
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Turns out they've gone and opened a pizza hut take away a mile from my house. This is not good. I'll be able to smell it when I go out on my bike 😮


 
Posted : 08/10/2013 3:29 pm

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