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Sorry best I could come up with. I want to leave this Town now.......
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Read the comments 😀
I personally liked:
Excuse me I bought this t shirt and theres a stain on it?Come again?
No gravy.
Plenty of DNA evidence, in case he pleads "Not Guilty" 😯
I splashed out on some expensive underwear once.
Reminds me of this story http://m.stv.tv/news/tayside/259407-andrew-davidson-tried-to-have-sex-with-drinks-trolley-on-board-train/
[url= http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7095134.stm ]A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.[/url]
🙄I also wonder if he is a local as in English.
He damaged TEN T-shirts?!
Santa come but once a year . . .
"Gratifying himself"?
"Gratifying himself"?
Having a ****.
Stupid forum.
The chap trying to have sex with his bike up there; whilst definitely odd, how on earth is tha a crime? He was in his own locked bedroom! If using, er, devices to pleasure yourself in your own home is a crime, then there's a bit of an issue with Ann Summer's business model, surely?
I was gonna splash out on a new t shirt myself !!!!
One of those stories when the journalist responsible probably doesn't want his picture so close to the headline?
The chap trying to have sex with his bike up there; whilst definitely odd, how on earth is tha a crime?
I believe the crime was causing offence not shagging his bike.
I believe the crime was causing offence not shagging his bike.
Ok, so how can offending someone who barged into your bedroom without being invited be a crime??? That's a bit police statey, isn't it?
I believe every town has someone like that. Would be morally wrong to go into detail but i am (professionally!) aquainted with someone with a very similar story/pattern, but different garments and different high street chain.
Whilst having sex with your bike is somewhat odd I dont see why you cannot , in the privacy of your own home, have sex with any inanimate object of your choice.
WTF has it got to do with me?
Whilst having sex with your bike is somewhat odd I dont see why you cannot , in the privacy of your own home, have sex with any inanimate object of your choice.
WTF has it got to do with me?
Exactly! Where's the public interest in that prosecution? I suspect that he was an unpleasant character that no one was interested in defending, but that's not the point really.