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Other way around really. It's always been a joke here in Wales that some of the Welsh rugby team are a bit "challenged" but WTF.

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/41449164


 
Posted : 30/09/2017 11:49 am
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Did his hand move toward the lions mouth or did the lion move his mouth towards the hand? Perhaps someone could make a giff.


 
Posted : 30/09/2017 11:52 am
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😆


 
Posted : 30/09/2017 11:53 am
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🙂


 
Posted : 30/09/2017 11:54 am
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The leftards will be looking the lion put down now.


 
Posted : 30/09/2017 11:58 am
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Harambe


 
Posted : 30/09/2017 12:01 pm
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GF's cat does EXACTLY that (nip & swipe with paw) to get you to piss off when you're annoying it! Obviously a bit more serious when a lion does it, he didn't intend to cause any harm though.


 
Posted : 30/09/2017 12:14 pm
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Probably misunderstood the concept of getting selected for the Lions.


 
Posted : 30/09/2017 1:50 pm
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The leftards will be looking the lion put down now.

too bad to hope for irony?

Always good to know there are some trusting people out there 🙂


 
Posted : 30/09/2017 1:53 pm
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The leftards will be looking the lion put down now.

I think you may have confused socialists with Daily Mail/Express readers. I'm not sure how you did this, but it's quite a feat!
Me - I'd be saying "What the heck did you expect? It's a flippin' lion!"


 
Posted : 30/09/2017 2:02 pm
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The leftards will be looking the lion put down now.

Whereas the rightards are learning how to put a sentence together, I assume?


 
Posted : 30/09/2017 4:25 pm
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I’m sure it would be the rightards calling for Lion to be killed, but us Leftards praising the Lion and wanting it to be freed?


 
Posted : 30/09/2017 4:32 pm
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The leftards will be looking the lion put down now.

I like how you've balanced out the made up word by leaving out some of the real ones, it adds gravitas to your post.


 
Posted : 30/09/2017 4:42 pm
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Ha! That scream; quite fancy it as a ringtone, actually.


 
Posted : 30/09/2017 4:46 pm
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Patting a lion's head, placing your forearm over the front of a lion's head?

What an absolute plonker, he's damn lucky to still have an arm! Iesu mawr! 😆


 
Posted : 30/09/2017 5:09 pm
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I’m sure it would be the rightards calling for Lion to be killed, but us Leftards praising the Lion and wanting it to be freed?

Alternative history - the left has always been vociferous in its support of blood sports. Why do you think foxhunters wear red? 😆


 
Posted : 30/09/2017 5:18 pm
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He was lucky. If it was serious he wouldn't have got his hand back.

Still, what a great tale for his grandkids... 🙂


 
Posted : 30/09/2017 5:27 pm
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The Welsh team has a long history of Doctors, Surgeons and Lawyers as well as many other highly respected professionals playing amongst its ranks that carries on even today in the pro game.

But some of ‘em are borderline care in the community cases. Jesus wept.


 
Posted : 30/09/2017 5:37 pm
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Ha! That scream; quite fancy it as a ringtone, actually.

Oh I didn't realise there was actual footage.
Just watched. His reflexes were a bit shit! Like the noise the jaw makes though.


 
Posted : 30/09/2017 5:54 pm
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I'm actually a bit upset the lion didn't do any real damage, there's too many stupid people around these days and their numbers need thinning back a bit 😆

Whatever made him think sticking his hand in a lions cage would be ok 😯


 
Posted : 30/09/2017 5:57 pm
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The leftards will be looking the lion put down now.

Eh?


 
Posted : 30/09/2017 6:05 pm
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this is only news because there's a video of it on twitter.


 
Posted : 30/09/2017 7:43 pm
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this is only news because there's a video of it on twitter.

That's what news is these days.


 
Posted : 30/09/2017 7:50 pm
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I'm actually a bit upset the lion didn't do any real damage, there's too many stupid people around these days and their numbers need thinning back a bit

[url= http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/1420699/Lion-bites-off-arm-of-British-tourist.html ]You'll have a good laugh at this one then.[/url]


 
Posted : 30/09/2017 7:55 pm
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You'll have a good laugh at this one then.

no video = fake news.


 
Posted : 30/09/2017 7:57 pm
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You'll have a good laugh at this one then.

no video = fake news.

There's a video of a guy being mauled by a bear in a Philipino zoo. That's a good one. Or the woman being dragged out of a car and eaten by a tiger in China. Or that guy in Peru who thought Jesus would protect him from Lions or some shit. There's a video of that too.

Best of all is the Indian lady practicing some bullshit Indian martial art in front of a lion. The lion is suitably unimpressed and shows her some ground fighting.


 
Posted : 30/09/2017 8:19 pm
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#like


 
Posted : 30/09/2017 8:34 pm
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You'll have a good laugh at this one then.

I did, you can't beat a laugh at a stupid persons expense 😉

Mrs Richards, from Neath, south Wales

I think there is a pattern emerging here 😆


 
Posted : 30/09/2017 9:59 pm

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