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Could someone make the use of any variation of the phrase "makes the trail come alive" a ban-able offence? It just isn't funny, I'd say "any more" but it wasn't the first time it was used and becomes less so every time.
Oh and while you're at it could you add "own with bombers" to the list, that's quite tedious too.
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I've a feeling this thread could really come alive....or maybe not 😀
Anything which takes the mick out of the guff that is 650b is fine by me!
Bombers really make owning someone come alive though?
Cheers,
Danny B
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Makes what come alive?
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I found it so funny and ridiculous when bikeind first used it that I still think there's mileage left in it. I don't think we've quite milked it to death just yet. And anyway, taking the p1ss out of someone saying that 650B wheels made the trails came alive, really makes a thread come alive
Am I the only one who thinks the mentions of Bombers (owning with) and shoes (weeing in) has reduced a lot anyway? Perhaps it's just the threads I'm choosing to look at.
It's all shitting down chimneys these days.
No class, some people.
Conti Vert Pros.
How will I describe how my 650b bike rides if I can't describe it as making the trail come alive?
Perhaps we could consider automatic bans for posters who feel the need to point out that they don't find something funny. That'd practically put a few out of business.
Oh, and we should also ban those who make snidey, cryptic references to other posters.
Oh, and we should also ban those who make snidey cryptic references to other posters.
Can't do that, I'm afraid. [i][u]He[/u][/i] wouldn't like it.
Anything which takes the mick out of the guff that is 650b is fine by me!
Seconded. If you want to feel the trail come alive, simply ziptie a large, angry badger to your seat tube. You can't get much more alive than that.
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If you want to feel the trail come alive, simply ziptie a large, angry badger to your seat tube. You can't get much more alive than that
Now that's a video I'd watch!
Don't be silly. Badgers ride 69ers. As any fule kno.
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I think we should make typing 'banable' when you mean 'bannable' should be a bannable offence.
Don't be silly. Badgers ride 69ers. As any fule kno.
But would you want to point out the error of that badger's ways? Wouldn't end well...
PJM1974 - Member
If you want to feel the trail come alive, simply ziptie a large, angry badger to your seat tube. You can't get much more alive than that.
To be honest, if you can't find an angry badger, strapping a happy one to your bike will probably have a similar effect after a short while.
*consumer advice cannock style.
wwaswas - Member
I think we should make typing 'banable' when you mean 'bannable' should be a bannable offence.
Overuse of the word "should" should also be a bannable offence.
If you got a honey badger to tell him I am sure the badger would listen.
Surely making things come alive is the new black..?
OMG that's soooo racist
I find [insertsubject]trackworld thread titles tedioustrackworld.
But not enough to start a new thread.
Can we have more pictures of mustelidae on bicycles, please?
[i]Overuse of the word "should" should also be a bannable offence. [/i]
Should I stay or should I go?
If stay there should be trouble
but if I'm banned there should be double.
Come on and let me know
should I cool it or should I blow?
People pulling up chairs, offering biscuits and putting the kettle on, instant ban for them.
That badger must be photoshopped. Their's no way he could pedal that thing! (and he's not wearing a helmet).
No mention of 'Murdered out' yet? 😉
And another one: anyone typing "teh awesumz" should be banned, from the internet, for ever. Yes you CFH!
mustaches are cool, right?
Tea tree and mint Original Source shower gel makes my gentleman parts come alive.
And ban folk that use 1 instead of I for roman numerals.
Eg MkIII is not the same as Mk111.
Necromancy - really makes the dead come alive.
Banning people really makes the forum come alive.
monkeychild - MemberTea tree and mint Original Source shower gel makes my gentleman parts come alive.
That made me laugh 😀
sneaks off upstairs to see if we have any in bathroom
Otter on bike, he say "Mustelidae make trail come alive. It is teh awsumz."
Cheers,
Danny B
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And another one: anyone typing "teh awesumz" should be banned, from the internet, for ever. Yes you CFH!
Get with the program, Grand daddy-oh! Teh kidz are spelling it "orsumz" now.
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Iz very disappointed. Thought this thread was about Frankenstein Bananas. 🙁
And another one: anyone typing "teh awesumz" should be banned, from the internet, for ever. Yes you CFH!
Hey! Leave CFH alone! After all, someone has to take on the role of the teacher who awkwardly tries to get down with the kids. 8)
^^ word.
..sends CFH some of teh awesumz virtual elbow patches for his tweed jacket.
😆 @ Jamie. Again.
What about typing "Internetz" instead of "Internet" I'm a prime offender for that, I'd love a proper ban for something rather than the arsey email I get every so often from a Mod because some sensitive soul has chosen to take offense at one of my posts...
I don't think [I]"...Makes the trail come alive..."[/I] has quite run its course just yet...
Bombers and wee posts are in decline but still pop up normally on any thread where the OP is struggling to cope with some sort of minor personal confrontation...
I'd like to see more people managing to work a reference to Picolax into their posts, seems to have been forgotten.
Nothing Brings an old joke alive like flogging it to death...[I]trackworld[/I]
Sometimes there's just no other way to explain the sheer excitement of something
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monkeychild - Member
Tea tree and mint Original Source shower gel makes my gentleman parts come alive.
It's a little known fact that Original Source only use tea tree from forests ridden through by 650b bikes.
^ you see... it's got literally TONNES of mileage yet this one.
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Have we done defibrillators yet? They really make me feel like dancing!
Flouncing should be a bannable offence, if it's not, I'm out.
Inbred
stumpy01 - Member
That badger must be photoshopped. Their's no way he could pedal that thing! (and he's not wearing a helmet).
He's freewheeling downhill, any idiot can see that! And badgers are really hard, they don't need helmets!
they don't use brakes either for teh extra orsumz.He's freewheeling downhill, any idiot can see that! And badgers are really hard, they don't need helmets!
Makesthebanhammercomealivetrackworld
Will I ever live this down ;0(
seriously though.. anyone who couldn't make my contact patch come alive would get owned with bombers. If you p1ssed in my 29er shoes I would have to 650b your awesomeness.......
Well that went about as well as could be expected.
It'sjustlikesixthformhumourtrackworld 🙄
I see your point, it's all meme meme meme around here.
Martin,
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bikeind - Member
Will I ever live this down ;0(
Unlikely I'm afraid (see Badger...) but you can probably work out a way to turn it to your advantage. T-shirts maybe? 😉
Well that went about as well as could be expected.
and you ,with all your high expectations an all 😆
If in doubt ,ask Liam .