You don't need to be an 'investor' to invest in Singletrack: 6 days left: 95% of target - Find out more

[Closed] Magpies

44 Posts
30 Users
0 Reactions
160 Views
Posts: 12329
Full Member
Topic starter
 

What 'orrible things; I didn't realise until tonight and a quick google to check. I thought they were just cheeky scavengers that flew off with ladies bracelets etc.

It had been a great day, and I sat out on the front step contemplating my achievements, overlooking the common, with a nice cold drink, and suddenly see a magpie swoop on [i]something[/i].

With the location, I guessed it was a field mouse and stood up to have a look, only to see this bastard bird pecking some tiny little bird to death, that was by now tweeting it's displeasure.

Immediate reaction was to shoo it off, but then thought the victim could end up just suffering a slow painful death from it's injuries, so I just went in. I'm still wondering whether I did the right thing 😥

Magpies. Arseholes.


 
Posted : 17/05/2014 7:38 pm
Posts: 7887
Free Member
 

Little shits. Steal shiny things, like jigsaws...


 
Posted : 17/05/2014 7:40 pm
Posts: 13356
Free Member
 

Worse than Cuckoos if you ask me. At least Cuckoos sound awesome.
Just nature though innit.

There's a Magpie around here that's gonna get a .22 pellet through it's bonce mind!


 
Posted : 17/05/2014 7:41 pm
Posts: 65918
Free Member
 

They're a 50% cross between a crow and a killer whale, that was never going to end well.


 
Posted : 17/05/2014 7:41 pm
Posts: 7887
Free Member
 

I also thought they were cool, till I watched one raid a nest of chicks... Not so cool now.


 
Posted : 17/05/2014 7:42 pm
Posts: 5720
Full Member
 

They truly are horrible birds. The rats of the bird family. Despite their colours they are actually members of the crow family which means they are clever, resourceful and downright nasty killers with it. They think nothing of emptying bird nests of eggs or baby birds, hell we had one eating our hens eggs every day if we didn't get their early enough.


 
Posted : 17/05/2014 7:42 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Nature is red in both tooth and claw, they do what they are meant to do. Lions kill graceful Antelope do you hate them.


 
Posted : 17/05/2014 7:45 pm
Posts: 20561
Free Member
 

That little bird would have lived to eat many worms and other bugs. Life is life, nature is nature.


 
Posted : 17/05/2014 7:48 pm
Posts: 12329
Full Member
Topic starter
 

Baronsamedi; you're another login for someone, can't be arsed to figure out who, but your trolling is weak. 😉


 
Posted : 17/05/2014 7:48 pm
Posts: 146
Full Member
 

Larsen trap. Very effective. House sparrows, robins, tits,finches think they also think larsen traps are great. Get one. Use it.


 
Posted : 17/05/2014 8:04 pm
Posts: 7887
Free Member
 

This is all getting a bit bloodthirsty!


 
Posted : 17/05/2014 8:15 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

I like magpies. Proper birds. Clever, well armed and don't give a shit about our delicate, fluffy bunny bollocks.

They do what they need to do. Don't try and analyse it.


 
Posted : 17/05/2014 8:32 pm
Posts: 20561
Free Member
 

And magpies are welcome to eat all the bloody chicks all over our loft. Bloody starlings.


 
Posted : 17/05/2014 8:34 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 


 
Posted : 17/05/2014 8:38 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Aussie magpies are nasty too. You'll be blithely wandering through a park somewhere minding your own business when out of the sky swoops a two-tone feathered missile of death sticking its beak deep into your skull. Bigger than our UK ones too. Hate em.


 
Posted : 17/05/2014 8:51 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Hate is a strong word for nature.

Maybe you do not like their behaviour.


 
Posted : 17/05/2014 9:04 pm
Posts: 76
Free Member
 

as a corvid you should not be surprised


 
Posted : 17/05/2014 9:07 pm
Posts: 13356
Free Member
 

[i]And magpies are welcome to eat all the bloody chicks all over our loft. Bloody starlings.[/i]

Starlings (or 'Splashfarts' as we used to call them) are in a worrying decline whereas Magpies aren't.

Leave those [s]Splashfarts[/s] Starlings alone!


 
Posted : 17/05/2014 9:11 pm
Posts: 2256
Free Member
 

I like Magpies.

My father in law hates them. But I think he just dislikes anything more intelligent than him, hence all corvids are on the hit list.

OP needs to spend more time observing mother nature in action.


 
Posted : 17/05/2014 9:17 pm
Posts: 20561
Free Member
 

Around our way starlings are not in decline. One nest for the last few years, this year - at least four. And all the other houses around are the same - they are bloody everywhere.


 
Posted : 17/05/2014 9:37 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

I had a pet magpie (captive bred) for 16 years and he was without doubt the most good tempered and cheerful pet I've ever had. He adored me and was an absolute delight. He could mimic me extremely well, and also fire alarms, for some reason. I've had a couple of other brain damaged rescued ones, got one at the moment minus a wing, poor ****er.


 
Posted : 17/05/2014 10:11 pm
Posts: 7321
Free Member
 

Ernie, would love to have a corvid as a pet, awesome creatures.

The only one I'm really scared of is homo sapien. Awful lifeforms killing for fun.


 
Posted : 17/05/2014 10:17 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

@ Coyote - Jackdaws are probably the best because they are the most highly gregarious of the family so are likely the bond very closely with a human, I've never had one though. Magpies are simular in that respect too. Jays are the worse, I've had one - they are solitary animals and are extremely uncomfortable with humans. Crows IME differ remarkably as individuals. I've got one 25 years old who's a character but can sometimes be aggressive and doesn't really enjoy being stroked, got another one half that age who is never aggressive and likes to be stroked. They have very different tastes in food too. TBH I wouldn't recommend them as pets.


 
Posted : 17/05/2014 10:33 pm
Posts: 2
Free Member
 

[i]The only one I'm really scared of is homo sapien. Awful lifeforms killing for fun.[/i]

+1000

Worst creature on the planet. Earth would be a lot nicer without humans on it.


 
Posted : 17/05/2014 10:36 pm
Posts: 6275
Full Member
 

The only one I'm really scared of is homo sapien. Awful lifeforms killing for fun.

cannot argue against that quote 🙁


 
Posted : 17/05/2014 10:57 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Worst creature on the planet.

I dunno, the Mallard must be up there?


 
Posted : 18/05/2014 5:39 am
Posts: 10980
Free Member
 

When a magpie dies or moves out, there will be fights over their territory. Al the other magpies gather to watch because the outcome will affect their own territories too - it's called a parliament of magpies. Amazing birds.


 
Posted : 18/05/2014 6:09 am
Posts: 11402
Free Member
 

just watched a magpie harassed out of the garden by an irate blackbird. It was quite amusing that after the fight sparrows were straight in there to collect the magpie feathers for nesting material.


 
Posted : 18/05/2014 7:42 am
 Drac
Posts: 50352
 

I witnessed a Blackbird killing a spuggy in a fight a few years ago, they're very territorial. Should I hate Blackbirds now?


 
Posted : 18/05/2014 7:50 am
Posts: 11402
Free Member
 

I had a pet magpie (captive bred) for 16 years and he was without doubt the most good tempered and cheerful pet I've ever had. He adored me and was an absolute delight. He could mimic me extremely well, and also fire alarms, for some reason. I've had a couple of other brain damaged rescued ones, got one at the moment minus a wing, poor ****er.

our neighbour had a pet Magpie years ago, it was mesmerized by our pet rabbits white tail (black rabbit) and used to spend hour following it around the garden.


 
Posted : 18/05/2014 7:51 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Worst creature on the planet. Earth would be a lot nicer without humans on it.

Can I be the first to say: Bluuuuuurrrrghhh!

Feel better now. 😉


 
Posted : 18/05/2014 8:15 am
Posts: 1930
Free Member
 

I detest magpies. As they have no natural predators, their population grows year on year. I have shot hundreds of them over the years and don't regret that. We've got bluetits nesting in our nest box at the moment and the local magpies are onto it. The chicks will be fledging in a week or so and I'm dreading the carnage that will ensue.

I sold up my guns four years ago but I might buy one just for the black and whites.


 
Posted : 18/05/2014 8:58 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

They're a 50% cross between a crow and a killer whale, that was never going to end well.

🙂

As they have no natural predators

Google Sparrowhawk Vs Magpie. You'll find one where the former drowns the latter. A little disturbing but totally natural. If you hate them you'll probably enjoy it...


 
Posted : 18/05/2014 9:18 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Here. I won't imbed it...


 
Posted : 18/05/2014 9:20 am
Posts: 1809
Free Member
 

Larson traps are ace, a local guy was up to 400+ magpies mid season year before last, I'm more of a .410 man myself.


 
Posted : 18/05/2014 11:15 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Meet Norman, our resident young magpie who can't fly, suspect a broken wing:
[url= https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2928/14025641258_02edc776f9_z.jp g" target="_blank">https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2928/14025641258_02edc776f9_z.jp g"/> [/img][/url]

Been banned from shooting him (not that I know he is a he). He's just struts about the garden eating stuff on the ground. It might be upsetting that his fellow magpies kill other things, rob nests etc but then so do cats and grey squirrels. We recently had a stoat take out a grey squirrel which was quite a sight


 
Posted : 18/05/2014 11:59 am
Posts: 1809
Free Member
 

Norman looks like prime bait for a Larson trap, the hardest one to catch is the first.


 
Posted : 18/05/2014 12:05 pm
Posts: 0
 

Hate the things between me and a local gamekeeper have trapped and killed over 30 this spring, grey squirrels are also shot on sight. Loads of young fledglings in our garden now 🙂


 
Posted : 18/05/2014 12:46 pm
Posts: 1442
Free Member
 

careful tuffty, you will upset the blinkered townie liberals with talk like that. 🙄


 
Posted : 18/05/2014 1:00 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

blinkered

Don't know who you're referring to in particular but surely enjoying killing anything is a bit...well...old skool, innit - thought we'd moved on. I doubt it's considered liberal not to enjoy slaughter. It's a need thing as opposed to a pleasure thing, surely.

Most things could be considered vermin/bastards when viewed from a prey viewpoint. Take birds in general, from an insect perspective this bloody great creature swoops down and swallows half of your mates* - gruesome predator! That post on the other page that was accused of being a troll was closest - red in tooth and claw.

* I don't actually anthropomorphise the animal kingdom, I was adding a sprinkle of humour


 
Posted : 18/05/2014 1:14 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

I love these circular threads. Blinkered left wing townies vs greedy right wing wurzels. I think, as a sub species, I prefer the townies of the two. They may be as misguided as the straw chewers but at least they aren't just in it for themselves. 🙂


 
Posted : 18/05/2014 1:38 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Worst creature on the planet. Earth would be a lot nicer without humans on it.

who would ride all of the bikes?


 
Posted : 18/05/2014 1:47 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

MrSmith - Member

...... the blinkered townie liberals

What townie liberals are that - liberals that support the liberalisation of banking regulations, or liberals who support same sex marriage ?


 
Posted : 18/05/2014 2:13 pm
Posts: 33325
Full Member
 

I detest magpies. As they have no natural predators, their population grows year on year.

And declines just as quickly, without any interference. There were dozens around my way, a few years back, couldn't move for them! (This is in town, mind). All of a sudden, not a magpie to be seen, in town or country. Well, the occasional bird or two.
What was responsible? Certainly not shooting or traps. There were loads of jackdaws around a year or so ago, in town, but they've dropped off a bit now,too.
Hate the things between me [b]and a local gamekeeper[/b] have trapped and killed over 30 this spring, grey squirrels are also shot on sight. Loads of young fledglings in our garden now

Yeah, well, there's the thing, innit; he's paid to slaughter birds so that posh, overpaid townies can drive up in their s****y cars, and their s****y tweeds, with their shotguns, solely to slaughter loads of other birds bred in huge numbers purely so those people can kill them.
Considering the millions of birds bred, the numbers taken by predators doing what they were created to do pale to insignificance.
And then there are the asshole gamekeepers putting down poison bait to kill rare birds like Eagles, Hen Harriers, and the like.
I'd happily make the bastards eat their own bait.


 
Posted : 18/05/2014 9:04 pm
Posts: 7321
Free Member
 

Well put Mr. Z.


 
Posted : 18/05/2014 9:06 pm

6 DAYS LEFT
We are currently at 95% of our target!