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Articles.
20 things to do with tights... Unwashed of course
Beginner's guide to cleaning the shower tray... How to prevent beard trimmings and wood shavings from blocking up the hole.
This seasons must have for spring... A floral apron and how to wear it.
Auntie bunnyhop's Problem page... Over to you?
From Beta Male to Gamma Girl. How the mighty fall...
How to break it to your partner that their jeans need a wash without causing offense.
You can't beta them, so join them.
Beaker cleaning and rabbit maintenance.
When we're going out whatever you wear is acceptable... A guide to speed dressing
I have no idea what's going on.
Grouptest of women's bikes available in colours other than pink.
[i]I have no idea what's going on. [/i]
Is this an article you think would be appropriate or an expression of incomprehension?
Is this an article you think would be appropriate or an expression of incomprehension?
With Jamie, it is a permanent state of being.
You need to expand the selection/inclusion, heres a few more ideas for topics:
How to clean the Toilet
How to clean the Cooker/Sink
How to empty the Dishwasher
How to load the Washing Machine and how to use the dial thingy that give temps'
How to cook a decent healthy meal for your Man
How to clean your Mans bike(s)
and so..
on...
You get where I'm going with this don't you.. 😉
I have no idea what's going on.
Not enough Jamies for you?
Oooh, could we have a regular column from FlapJackie ?
It really makes you think.
And knitting patterns, such as for a merino Liberty Bodice ?
Oooh, could we have a regular column from FapJackie ?
FIFY 😆
😆 @ Bunnyhop
We need pics of hot men. 😉 NO, I'm serious. 😀
How to fix a puncture without ruining a French polish.
A man to map read cos everyone knows girlies can't.
for c_g
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What to do when tubeless goes t!ts up.
What to do with a shock pump.
Is my bell big enough?
How to finish a job properly before going onto the next
Decorating: it's all in the preparation.
Thermostats- how they work
Lol @ c_g.
Bikebuoy
Shirley one has to be unchained from the kitchen sink to do the washing of a man's bike?How to clean the Toilet
How to clean the Cooker/Sink
How to empty the Dishwasher
How to load the Washing Machine and how to use the dial thingy that give temps'
How to cook a decent healthy meal for your Man
How to clean your Mans bike(s)
Girlie tears in the middle of a forest - no I'm fine, it didn't hurt, why didn't you fix my bike properly? 😉
How to squeeze 3 lbs of chocolate into your camelbac and 5 litres of gin in the bladder.
Shirley one has to be unchained from the kitchen sink to do the washing of a man's bike?
Most pics of bike on here are taken in the kitchen!
flutters eyelashes [insert your own words] giggle, flutters eyelashes, giggle and repeat as often as needed.
There's something i do with unwashed tights. Don't think it'll be going in your list though.
Helmet hair of the month picture competition.
Is my bell big enough?
I thought this was meant to be a lasses mag.
Are they yours or the missuss'ess (oooh don't know how to write that).There's something i do with unwashed tights. Don't think it'll be going in your list though.
I thought this was meant to be a lasses mag.
WTF is a lass? I'm more of a ladette type!
Does this saddle make my bum look big?
c_g - I seem to remember in the past we had a hot males thread to complement Friday Kylie.
Are they yours or the missuss'ess (oooh don't know how to write that).
I steal them. 😐
Spice up your relationship! Don't throw away your old SPD's! 8)
Is fat the new skinny?
Going from 29" to 27.5" in 4 weeks. Will I need a new wardrobe?
c_g - I seem to remember in the past we had a hot males thread to complement Friday Kylie.
Oh yes, I remember that and some were even topless. 😯 Checks pics file for hotness. 😀
Show him you care by tutting
Hot guys of STW: All two of them.
Well seeing as you're our resident hot guy (Richard Gere doppleganger) the other one must be my hubby 🙂
Out on 1st. April.
😈 😈 😈
Will I need a new wardrobe?
You needed to ask manton69? Sartorial tips from Lady Velo:
😉
Wassup hammy?
Nada CG - just musing on article photography 😛
Oh yeah???
[i]How to squeeze 3 lbs of chocolate into your camelbac and 5 litres of gin in the bladder. [/i]
Try with smaller quantities first time, for you aren't going to be sharing the gin, are you? Melt the choccy in a saucepan on low heat. Warm the gin in another pan and stir together. Pour result into camelback. Wear inside jacket lest it goes solid.
A race report from this years '18 Hour Girdle'
How to get the best from your LBS.
Don't say "I want the standard model as the less aggressive geometry on the WSD will comprise my riding style"
Do say "All my riding clothes are purple, that pink will clash horribly. Can I have it in black? Black is really slimming".
Don't say "I don't want a 29er they're just a marketing fad. Besides I do a lot of Alpine downhill and prefer smaller stronger wheels".
Do say "Ooh look at that cute baby one!"
Don't say "I want a full face helmet for my holiday in Morzine"
Do say "Can I have one of those motorbikey ones? I don't like people to see my face when I'm sweaty".
Don't say "Can I have some mineral oil I want to bleed and service my M785s"
Do say "Is that the pink stuff my boyfriend needs to fix my bike?"
Don't say "I'd like a saddle mounted tool kit".
Do say "Can I have one of those make-up bags for under the seat"
If possible take a man with you. Any man will do.
If you don't have a man available, then start every sentence with "My boyfriend said I should check".
If all else fails, wear skimpy shorts, pout, look confused and wait for a free service.
A Girls Guide To Lighting Farts...
Big pants or thongs.....
i completely got the wrong idea from the title, some sort of special interest magazine for the single man? 😳
If all else fails, wear skimpy shorts, pout, look confused and wait for a free service.
Sounds like I need to work in a LBS...
Sounds like I need to work in a LBS...
Sounds like I need to buy some skimpy shorts...
CFH's guide to wearing Lycra with style.....
Fish of the Month.
What problems for the agony aunt?
Are you getting enough?
derailleur sniffing for newbies
Dear Aunty Bunnyhop,
I grew up in a darkened bedroom tapping on keyboards. Now I have no social skills and spend my days arguing on the internet. I want to meet a real woman. Like...a real life one with hair that grows and stuff. What should I do?
Footflaps, if Bertram W can pen, 'What the well dressed man is wearing', I'm sure I could commit some tips to paper.
What problems for the agony aunt?
Are you getting enough?
DD - There is absolutely no hope for you.
Your life is over, no female with an ounce of common sense is going to go within a mile of you.
Buy in a load of British real ales, put on an old episode of the 'A' Team and cry into your old 5/10s.
MTFU.
Mancaves, what are they, why do they need them and how often do they need cleaning....
I'd like to see something like: your health card for happiness ......!.... Get mountain biking! (G-MTBing type thing) I'm crud at this aren't i?...!.....
Suggestions... ( of the crud type...)
Top 5 healthy snacks that contain (chocolate) goodness in a tiny (huge) package.
Washing machines that take the test of earth.... Rocks...... Plants.....forest....sand.... And anything else one may ride through....!
Outdoor sex(yness) when/where/what can you get away with & how .
Tricks on how to get out of washing bikes (making lovely, filling, post ride meals)
Basics of bike maintenance.... How to be comfy/confident on your own outdoors...
Ooooh, I could go on!
Look forward to it!!
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Buy in a load of British real ales, put on an old episode of the 'A' Team and cry into your old 5/10s.
SOunds like a pretty perfect friday night in to me. Does it matter if I use shimano disco slippers cos I don't ride flats? Will 5/10s make it better? Can anyone loan me a pair, size 41 please?
How join a group ride with half the group letching at an actual female on a bike while the other half tut and tell what you need to make you bike "better"
101 uses for "yes dear" from genuine to sarcastic.
Girls do you secretly go riding in the afternoons, when you should be practicing the science of batter making for the perfect Yorkshire pud?
Ways of 'spending a penny' (surely this will be £3.20 by now) while out on the moors, no bush in sight and riding along with 18 hairy,male mtbers.
Stop pretending you're slower on the trails than your male riding buddies, it's time to show them how to ride.
Bunnyhop - Member
Girls do you secretly go riding in the afternoons, when you should be practicing the science of batter making for the perfect Yorkshire pud.
Ways of 'spending a penny' (surely this will be £3.20 by now) while out on the moors, no bush in sight and riding along with 18 hairy,male mtbers.
Stop pretending you're slower on the trails than your male riding buddies, it's time to show them how to ride.
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Girls do you secretly go riding in the afternoons, when you should be practicing the science of batter making for the perfect Yorkshire pud?Ways of 'spending a penny' (surely this will be £3.20 by now) while out on the moors, no bush in sight and riding along with 18 hairy,male mtbers.
Stop pretending you're slower on the trails than your male riding buddies, it's time to show them how to ride.
This post contains several innuendos. See if you can spot them!
What freebie for the first edition?
Hand knitted saddle cover?
A Barbie bell?
Maybe a years supply of Cake?
I'd like a pink mouth piece for my hydration pack. Orrrrr... A lovely little 'flower' shaped badge to put on my back pack! I might not be very girlie girl but I like knowing that people know I'm a girl! ( I hope that makes sense!) x
Laydeez. Don't forget to enter the quiz to win a lovely pair of shoes.
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Isotonic wine, 5 of the best....
Is a scone the fastest cake?
Puncture repair, what false nails are the best?
What's your ideal beard length? Take our quiz and find out!!
I feel like a [url= http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/hey-laydeez ]callback[/url]....
What's the best lady pants, for your lady parts when riding a ladies bike?
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Dealing with stubble rash - what works for you?
[quote=Jamie ]I feel like a callback....
you know what's coming, don't you?
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#strangest
On second thoughts