[Closed] Made a discovery about the wife last night

Blimey you know how to spend a Saturday night whilst the Mrs is at work !

she into watersports?

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Danny H

mine too... and en vogue... disturbs me deeply

SO I PULLED OUT MY GUN

It's when you kind the midget in you closet that you really have to worry. Give the poor little fella a beer and some peanuts.

I don't see nothing wrong, with a little bit of [s]bump and grind[/s] R. Kelly. The man's a genius.

That sort of soul brings me out in rashes. Bad memories of trying to conform as a 17 year old in nightlubs.

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Dan H 😆

I found out that my wife had been to a Robbie Williams concert. She doesn't even like Robbie Williams - or so she says...

They must be in the attic because she regrets buying them.

If only she could turn, turn back the hands of time...

Can't help but wonder how you could actually be married to someone without knowing what music they are into!
What else don't you know sbout them...?

My Mrs has some Cd's.

I don't have anything useful to add other than my sig.. which is really useful.

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Cheezey B

What else don't you know sbout them...?

She has a midget in the closet.

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Tommy B

My wife went to a Deacon Blue concert when younger. She had the decency to tell me before we got married giving me the chance to opt out. It was a close run decision.

It could have been worse than that (alleged) nonce R Kelly. It could have been Burzum or something.

@monogramman - the attic is where my hi fi is set up. She had had the cheek to put all her cd's with mine.

I have now segregated them so they cannot pollute my music collection.

@dezb - when I met her she was in to breaks, drum and bass etc so was tolerable. She kept the R Kelly thing quiet!

R Kelly Trapped in the Closet is a work of unparalleled genius.

I think I have got the Backstreet Boys "greatest" hits somewhere.....

One album here or there is fine (I have Tiffany's album kicking around somewhere) but she's got 15 or so R Kelly albums. I didn't know he had released so many...

Whose this 'R'kelly thou keeps yappin bout,is thy some sort of Yorkshire rapper?

I once worked with a Ronny Arkle.
I don't think he released any albums, but he did work for the local councils out of hours drain clearing team for many years.

Damn you lot must be young. All my music which is locked in the attic is on vinyl.

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Eggshell B

I fear my music collection is more embarrassing than miss njee20's 😳

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Nick E

Oops wrong thread.

Heh

Dammit sneaky edit, but was best reply on any thread ever

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Jamesy H

Having a rummage through a girlfriends record collection before making any rash moves was the done thing in my day. When I discovered The Wife had a copy of Lamb Lies Down On Broadway, I thought "mmmmm, she's a keeper"

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B B Shed.

* The above may contain euphemisms.

Mrs o bugs me if we're driving somewhere by producing her omnipresent rick Springfield cd.

Cheers

Onone o

Ps ooooooh oh - lamb lies down - brilliant!

when I met her she was in to breaks, drum and bass etc

R Kelly is genius compared to that tripe

bottoms up
Rocket

R Kelly is genius compared to that tripe

Dismissing entire genres of music is a bit narrow-minded no? Lots of genres that aren't my cup of tea but I wouldn't describe them as tripe.

just makes you sound like someone's clueless old dad.
Wouldn't say RKelly's my cup'o'r'n'b, but I know there's a couple of his tracks that I'd turn up if they came on the radio.

Wouldn't say RKelly's my cup'o'r'n'b, but I know there's a couple of his tracks that I'd turn up if they came on the radio.

I bet this is one of 'em:

Greatest video ever.....

Sorry, no it was this one.....

R Kelly is a geheenius (maybe), that coming out of the closet "Hip Hopera" had me and my mates in stitches.

I bet this is one of 'em:

That's a brilliant tune - some amusingly daft lyrics though.

'We got food everywhere, just like the party was catered' ")

Mrs o bugs me if we're driving somewhere by producing her omnipresent rick Springfield cd.

Dismissing entire genres of music is a bit narrow-minded no?

No

Imho of course

Cheers

Danny B