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Went for a run at dinnertime, mostly on the Salford side of the river. A bit of a loop near Clifton Park and then back along the old canal.
There was a bloke grunting and groaning next to a kissing gate. He was having trouble putting his rucksack on his shoulders, so I helped him.
I noticed that the rucksack weighed a ton.
Bloke: Cheers for that. Bloody thing….
Me: Jesus! What’s in your bag? Concrete?
Bloke: Nah mate. Lead.
Me (thinking): aye aye….
He walked off.
I carried on running and eventually arrived at a junction. I was a bit lost.
At that precise moment, 2 coppers rolled up on mountain bikes. The gods were smiling upon me.
Me: Hello. Which way is Agecroft Road?
Copper: Down there, along a bit…etc.
Me: Cheers. Are you looking for a bloke with a load of lead?
Copper: No. Why? Have you seen one?
Me: Yes. About a mile that way. Fat bloke with a wooly hat on. He’s not moving fast cos he’s got a bag of lead.
Copper: Oh right. We’d best go and have a chat with him then.
er...that's it. I then went back to work and ate my butty.
Was there any evidence of a run in with one of the attack dogs that patrols Pilkies? Leg missing, throat ripped out, etc?
there was a childs face taped to the back of the bag.
I was barked at by one of the dogs as I ran past the fence at Pilkys.
The bloke looked like Justin Moorhouse.
Oh right.
What was in the sandwich?
Grass.
😉
hard boiled egg and some salad.
Can anyone recommend a suitable rucksack for carrying lead?
so was it lead or copper, im confused
following on from yesterdays post I would have said:
"I'm going to come here everyday & if I see you stealing lead again I'll kill you"
"what"
"I'll kill you"
hahahahaha.
what kind of salad though 🙄
They probably found him dead - succumbed to an agina attack. A rucksack full of lead has got to weigh a fair bit.
You're very short on detail here.
What bread?
If they caught him, they could arrest him for flashing.
one egg, hardboiled and sliced. arranged atop a bed of lettuce, cucumber and tomatoes. Some raw onions.
Granary bread, no mayonnaise (the devil's spunk).
Cut diagonally.
The bloke is probably starting a 5 year stretch in chokey as we speak. I say 'good' because he nicked that lead. Probably from some children. He looked 'the type'.
training i expect...the rugby clubs round here put bags of sand in their rucksacks when they go for a run as the lead has all been pinched
lol @ cougar
Terrahawk - Touts out 😉
Hah! It was a trap!
You're obviously fattist, cos of the crap sandwich, no mayo and the running thing. Therefore I deduce that it was you who nicked the lead and you've framed some fat bloke for it.
You're a real piece of work, you are. Take him away, mods.
raw onion - shanizle - would like to be sat next to your desk!
the op is probably going to go down for manslaughter then, for lifting the weight on to his back and running away.They probably found him dead - succumbed to an agina attack. A rucksack full of lead has got to weigh a fair bit.
No one likes a grass... 😡
[s]No[/s] everyone likes a [s]grass[/s] responsible member of society who helps maintain the law and order of this Britain we call great...
He was having trouble putting his rucksack on his shoulders, so I helped him.
Doesn't that make you an accomplice?
No one likes a grass.
arsed.
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