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If it snows, you will not defeat the laws of physics. You will crash, the road will be closed all day, and you'll ruin the day of everyone else too.

Have a coffee in the services instead.


 
Posted : 27/02/2018 4:35 pm
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Not if the lorry is on Michelin CrossClimates. The lorry driver will be cruising smugly along, pissing into a bottle and watching youtube while 4x4s spin their tyres impotently in the merest skiff of snow. These things are known.


 
Posted : 27/02/2018 5:00 pm
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But they've got deliveries to make, they can't just take a day off, I want my Ikea stuff on Thursday.


 
Posted : 27/02/2018 5:01 pm
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Any delays to the replacement axle for my radio controlled car are UNACCEPTABLE.


 
Posted : 27/02/2018 5:06 pm
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applies to any of the godlike drivers who believe they can defy the laws of physics.

happy to spend loads on the perfect tire for summer - which equates to about 2 months out of 12 and happy enough to compromise on grip and stopping the other 10 months of the year their commute is below +7 degrees 😀


 
Posted : 27/02/2018 5:28 pm
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"happy to spend loads on the perfect tire for summer"

lol! You wish. A tyre's a tyre, and as long as it's got 1.6mm on it you're golden.


 
Posted : 27/02/2018 5:51 pm
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Lorryists more than 1.0mm and your good to go.


 
Posted : 27/02/2018 5:57 pm
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I guess if there is snow tomorrow our lorry drive could always stick it in 6x6.


 
Posted : 27/02/2018 7:20 pm
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lol! You wish. A tyre’s a tyre, and as long as it’s got 1.6mm on it you’re golden.

Yeah, 1.6mm in pissing rain on the uphill approach to M4 J18 in a BMW will not result in wheel spin and the back of the car weaving slightly from side to side at 70mph.


 
Posted : 27/02/2018 7:28 pm
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ooohhhh look at the pilot sitting surrounded by a bevy of beauties* looking down on the poor, hardworking, truckies!

*female and male for the sake of STW equality


 
Posted : 27/02/2018 7:31 pm
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ooohhhh look at the pilot sitting surrounded by a bevy of beauties*

One is grounded at the moment; the closest I’m getting to a bevy of beauties is the cute Czech girl manning the till in the staff canteen.


 
Posted : 27/02/2018 8:09 pm
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Still closer than the poor lorry driver driving through the night with razzle on his iPad to try and stay awake!


 
Posted : 27/02/2018 8:26 pm
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As a 'Lorryist' myself

If it snows, you will not defeat the laws of physics.

Tell that to the desk jockey Traffic clerk who you wouldn't even trust with a caravan. When you start arguing about the conditions  they threaten you with 'Refusing to do a reasonable request'.


 
Posted : 27/02/2018 8:51 pm

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