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Or this is some sort of a joke, surely.....!!!

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/litherland-office-worker-representing-liverpool-8891158


 
Posted : 21/03/2015 8:27 pm
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To be fair, they are really shit photos and I've got a [i]slight[/i] suspicion what may have influenced judges.

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Posted : 21/03/2015 8:35 pm
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O dear lord what is that? 😯


 
Posted : 21/03/2015 8:36 pm
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Bit harsh Sir 😆

Not that I disagree..

But ... In before da lok


 
Posted : 21/03/2015 8:36 pm
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Those euro pallets are worth a fiver each.


 
Posted : 21/03/2015 8:38 pm
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She does look very Liverpooly. And reminds me of Cilla Black years ago.


 
Posted : 21/03/2015 8:41 pm
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Those euro pallets are worth a fiver each.

Are they? I have been cannibalising them for canoe racks all winter. Gyproc ones are better.


 
Posted : 21/03/2015 8:43 pm
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Didontdoodatderdooday?


 
Posted : 21/03/2015 8:45 pm
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Some sort of optical illusion -Shirley?
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Posted : 21/03/2015 8:57 pm
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5,4,3,2..................................


 
Posted : 21/03/2015 9:00 pm
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You know how the winner of the World Stone Skimming Championships isn't always the best in the world at skimming stones, they're just the best in the competition - the same applies to the lovely lady who won the "beauty" competition.


 
Posted : 21/03/2015 9:01 pm
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What are you saying? I am buff looking, and can skim, and at The Worlds.
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Posted : 21/03/2015 9:09 pm
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Did you hit the back wall?


 
Posted : 21/03/2015 9:12 pm
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Nice teeth.


 
Posted : 21/03/2015 9:24 pm
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Can we see a pic of you Loddrik seeming as you are able to criticise others so freely?


 
Posted : 21/03/2015 9:27 pm
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What Drac said.

She's a pretty enough lass, just victim of some god awful pictures.


 
Posted : 21/03/2015 9:29 pm
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she is a lot better looking than i am 😉


 
Posted : 21/03/2015 9:30 pm
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Shes very old school London Playboy bunny looks


 
Posted : 21/03/2015 9:33 pm
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Ah, but the difference is, loddrick hasn't entered a beauty competition of his own free will.

If you put yourself out there to be judged, you can't complain if people judge you.

Plus...I have no useful contribution to make.

Ha!, I typed 4 letters which seem to have been autocorrected above.


 
Posted : 21/03/2015 9:33 pm
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Did you hit the back wall?

New STWism?


 
Posted : 21/03/2015 9:33 pm
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Posted : 21/03/2015 9:38 pm
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This eyebrow thing has got to stop.


 
Posted : 21/03/2015 9:41 pm
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Did you hit the back wall?

Nope. Maybe 10m away. The top people are just BONKERS fast launchers. The noise the stone makes....


 
Posted : 21/03/2015 9:41 pm
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I've hit the back wall a few times. But then again I used to visit Easdale a lot.


 
Posted : 21/03/2015 9:43 pm
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Posted : 21/03/2015 9:51 pm
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Most folk seemed to have hit the back wall of the bar the night before... 😉


 
Posted : 21/03/2015 9:53 pm
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When will the 1950s just STOP!


 
Posted : 21/03/2015 9:57 pm
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That stone throwing picture looks like a proper British day out.


 
Posted : 21/03/2015 9:57 pm
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She's a nice enough looking lass who seems to be the victim of some kind of practical joke played on her by the makeup artist and photographer.


 
Posted : 21/03/2015 9:58 pm
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Never mind the OP's link but I 've never seen such a depressing set of news stories as those on the Echo website 🙁


 
Posted : 21/03/2015 10:09 pm
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She appears to be smuggling balloons. Possibly on her way to a children's party


 
Posted : 21/03/2015 10:14 pm
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Posted : 21/03/2015 11:56 pm
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Good old STW - appreciation of the female form seems to be frowned upon and a bit misogynistic. Slating a lass for entering a beauty comp when she might not measure up to our definition of 'stunning' is fine though. 😕


 
Posted : 22/03/2015 12:54 am
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That stone throwing picture looks like a proper British day out.

We use half bricks up here. The competitions are much shorter


 
Posted : 22/03/2015 1:09 am
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Slating a lass for entering a beauty comp when she might not measure up to our definition of 'stunning' is fine though.

To be fair, the biggest issue isn't whether or not she's "stunning" by whatever yardstick we're using this week, but rather that it's impossible to tell given that she's under half a pound of slap and had most of her features rubbed out and drawn back in again. About the only tangible thing we can glean from those photos is that she seems to have kidnapped Right Said Fred.


 
Posted : 22/03/2015 11:31 am
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Right said Fred.... Quote of the week


 
Posted : 22/03/2015 11:48 am
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Can I buy a glass topped pallet table?


 
Posted : 22/03/2015 12:25 pm
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Hippocrocadilopig ❗


 
Posted : 22/03/2015 1:00 pm
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About the only tangible thing we can glean from those photos is that she seems to have kidnapped Right Said Fred.

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Gawd [i]awefull[/i] photos! The eyebrows are terrible, totally dominate her face, and look especially bad with her blonde hair, and what is the deal with a stack of Europallets in a posh room?
I could have taken better photos than that with my bloody phone!


 
Posted : 22/03/2015 7:33 pm
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The Right Said Fred quote has made my day


 
Posted : 22/03/2015 9:55 pm
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Mores the point I want to know who's giving a fiver for Euros I only get 3quid each


 
Posted : 22/03/2015 9:55 pm
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Reasonable enough looking lass, just a terrible paint job.


 
Posted : 22/03/2015 10:51 pm
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Clearly they need to get us lot in as judges, as their current ones are useless. I'm hesitant to post on threads like this, but tend to agree with all the comments being made - she might well be lovely, but I'm finding it impossible to tell from the pictures (no idea whether that's the pics or just the slap).


 
Posted : 22/03/2015 10:57 pm
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She is sufficiently far out of my league that I feel no urge to make niggling technical criticisms.

🙂


 
Posted : 23/03/2015 1:39 am
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Don't care what she looks like.... She is from Liverpool. The moment she opens her mouth would kill it for me...


 
Posted : 23/03/2015 1:43 am
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Presumably she likes working with children, caring for the elderly and volunteers at the soup kitchen in her spare time?


 
Posted : 23/03/2015 5:38 am
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.... and world peace.


 
Posted : 23/03/2015 6:50 am

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