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On the way home from a quick hour on the bike I dropped into Didcot and purchased cycle clips and new nose hair trimmer.
Form an orderly queue ladies!


 
Posted : 19/01/2020 10:13 am
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Form an orderly queue ladies

You’re opening a ladies nose-hair salon in didcot?

Are these kind of self-promotional posts allowed?


 
Posted : 19/01/2020 10:22 am
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Living the dream and going to Didcot, surely a contradiction in terms?

That said, I may go to the Oak later to watch the match.


 
Posted : 19/01/2020 10:24 am
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Mrs H went out with her mates last night so I had a big fry up with some smoked sausages, onions, garlic, chips, and beer. Then I laid in bed watching The Expanse and ripping off huge smelly farts, then rolling round in them and letting the stench slowly seep out from under the bedcovers. Just like being single again.


 
Posted : 19/01/2020 10:35 am
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No, no. You need the wife there so you can pull the duvet over her head.


 
Posted : 19/01/2020 11:32 am
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Are these kind of self-promotional posts allowed?

🙂

That said, I may go to the Oak later to watch the match.

The Royal Coke? Terrible place. I've had to start going to Broadways since the Sprat closed. Such a plethora of great pubs in the town...


 
Posted : 19/01/2020 11:33 am
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Do you have a name for this venture yet?

’lady nose best’ maybe?


 
Posted : 19/01/2020 11:45 am
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You need the wife there so you can pull the duvet over her head.

She really, really does not see the funny side of that.


 
Posted : 19/01/2020 12:05 pm
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’lady nose best’ maybe?

Please be my Director of Marketing! 🙂


 
Posted : 19/01/2020 12:05 pm
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I just described this venture to my better half. She recommended de-hairing wax pulled out with cotton wool buds rather than trimming.

Until the cotton wool adheres stronger to the wax than the stick apparently. I don't want to know how she discovered that.


 
Posted : 19/01/2020 4:01 pm
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She recommended de-hairing wax pulled out with cotton wool buds rather than trimming.

that’s how CFH waxes his moustache


 
Posted : 19/01/2020 4:07 pm
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And his bikini line


 
Posted : 19/01/2020 4:08 pm
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Cotton buds dipped in hot wax stuffed up your nostrils is a thing - as I know painfully from my local Turkish barber when they first opened. Seems they no longer offer this "service"


 
Posted : 19/01/2020 4:29 pm

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