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So... Peter Andre is considering legal action over Rebekah Vardy's "Chipolata" comment.

Short of getting Little Pete "angry" then unleashing it in front of a judge along with a 15cm ruler how is he going to prove this?


 
Posted : 30/05/2022 8:40 am
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I'm guessing he sniffs a bit of free money through an out of court settlement maybe?  There's only so long he can dine out on Mysterious Girl.

Apparently, he wants to stop her making this claim again.  Dragging it all up again doesn't seem a wise move to me?

He'll always be known as pee-wee Peter, even if he somehow manages to convince people that this isn't the case.


 
Posted : 30/05/2022 8:53 am
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Short of getting Little Pete “angry” then unleashing it in front of a judge along with a 15cm ruler how is he going to prove this?

Maybe she will also need to prove she hasn't just got a massive chuff....


 
Posted : 30/05/2022 8:56 am
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what a nice start to the week!


 
Posted : 30/05/2022 8:57 am
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So… Peter Andre is considering legal action over Rebekah Vardy’s “Chipolata” comment.

A quick Google reveals he has a new TV show to publicise.

I don't think he's "considering" it very seriously.


 
Posted : 30/05/2022 8:58 am
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If only he was still alive, I'd suggest Jeremy Beadle as the arbiter of the size of l'il Pete..

On one hand he'd say it looks tiny, on the other hand it looks enormous.


 
Posted : 30/05/2022 9:01 am
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Brings a whole new meaning to. "Like chucking a sausage up a close".


 
Posted : 30/05/2022 9:03 am
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He could put it in the hands of his lawyer etc..........


 
Posted : 30/05/2022 9:09 am
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I feel a little sorry for him, he is just unfortunate to have ever met the Vardy bint in the first place.

Put how would you feel if it was you who have had the size of your manhood dragged through the public domain, I know the celebrity world is all fakery and shame.

But if any bloke had mentioned anything like that about a lady we would have been hung drawn and quartered by the British press


 
Posted : 30/05/2022 9:10 am
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He could put it in the hands of his lawyer etc……….

I’m which case I’d probably be choosing Jonny Depp’s lawyer..


 
Posted : 30/05/2022 9:15 am

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