Mice!
Have eaten my juggling balls
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thats just going too far!
I'm impressed you can juggle with such odd shaped balls.
If it saves us from another crusty juggler, I for one welcome a our new furry overlords.
They wern't odd shaped until the little furry b********s got a hold of them. Nice and round and obviously full of seeds.
Its gone too far - now where is my shotgun!
watch your balls everyone this little guy is relentless
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Oh dear, that brings back memories of when the little furry B************s ate my Met full face, Oakley goggles & arm pads many moons ago.
TBH I wish they had munched on my balls instead, would have been less painful.
Had mice eat a box of the Espresso flavour double caffeine SIS energy gels, the ones i use for events where i find myself pedalling at 3am.
Somewhere i like to think i have started a new species of Super Mouse that is going to burs through the skirting board in a cape...
Lolz @ scud!
Somewhere i like to think i have started a new species of Super Mouse that is going to burs through the skirting board in a cape…
Deep down we all know that wee b****** poo’d itself to death!
Fill your next juggling balls with that blue corn (rat poison) that'll learn em!
"Mummy, why is that clown juggling dead mice?"
Like Mighty Mouse? Actually did he have a Cape?
When I got my motorbike, it had been standing for a while, I had to evict a mouse that was happily living in the air box. It was carefully returned to the wild, this was before I found out the little furry prick of a rodent had eaten loads of the wiring. If I had known, I would have attached the remaining wires to the ****er.
5?
Have you thought about a career change ??
All this talk of rodents and balls is a bit Richard Gere for my liking...
However, the mention of mice and motorcycles gives me a mad flashback to the puffin club:
I used to have 10 balls and 5 hoops, I'm special me.
Little furry B************s
*reported*
The little ****s have eaten-
Bar tape
Jump leads
Box of rat poison
Saddle
And that's just what I've spotted.
Murder them all amid laughter and merriment.
Except for the few we take home to experiment.
😀
OK, so it was originally about pigeons but equally applicable to rodents.
Murder them all amid laughter and merriment.
Except for the few we take home to experiment.
Poisoning pigeons in the park?
Talking about mice eating stuff... these critters are tucking into an alive baby albatross!
However, the mention of mice and motorcycles gives me a mad flashback to the puffin club:
Was the mouse called Ralph?
My grandad drove into town one day in his skoda fabia. It overheated. Because mice had eaten the radiator hoses.
And all the sound deadening matting from under the bonnet. Little bastards.
We've just got 2 cats. Not seen or heard any mice since...
Non-vegetarian mice
That's, aah... that's pretty gross!
Only motorcycle/rodent interface I've had was when my '84 KX100 was hors de combat and left in pieces at the end of a season - when we went to resurrect her (gonna guess around Christmas time), the expansion chamber was curiously heavy. On investigation it had been stuffed from one end to the other with acorns.
I’m impressed you can juggle with such odd shaped balls.
Its all in the stance you know.