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Skills day
Oxo Tower
Center Parks
Parking in that London
A bit dusty in here
Hope customer service
Career change advice needed
Morzine
Will I die
You will die, but not from X
A website so bad you keep posting for years, to show the world how bad it is.
The Edinburgh Defence
Fiery death from mismatched components
Cat Aids!!
Hedgepron
Louise
The neighbours, AITA...
Snow updates
Bridge pics
What laptop, phone, waterproof jacket.
Mornington Crescent (especially on the Christmas holidays)
5 ****ing times I've had to log in.
Fist pie
Magic iPad
Louise.
Grumble.
Louise IN grumble = better.
Sorry johndoh - posted then just spotted yours!
Sean Keaveney is a twunt!
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How do I stop neighbour's cat...
How do I stop my cat...
Get a cat
Get a dog
Maxxis something something
Guide brakes sticking in heat
Are any of these really clichés? Are they overuse, loss of meaning, or just lack of using the search button?
🙂
Political! Leader!
Sherwood Pines conditions
New (insert Cotic model of choice here) frame/bike daily thread.
Bangernomics
Lease car
“I left my front wheel at BPW/Cannock/Afan, can someone have a look for it as I’m back home 300 miles away.. doh!”
Sick! bike welding quality
Northwind’s fork insertion technique
Nobody here rides bikes.
10 pages, a flounce and one ban
E-bikes are mopeds.
Silent Clutch For Sale
Kicked in the slats
Badly welded together scaffolding tubes.
pulls up a chair
The neighbour has stolen my land
The neighbour has stolen my parcel
The neighbour has...
Which Transporter
Bangernomics
Which fast, cool family car for 5 people, 3 bikes and a dog.
I have no useful contribution to make
B'in-dun

TLDR
And shirley it’s cliché?
STW member cliches, see the check list thread - beard, VAG, IT contracted etc...
I disagree with the poll
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Sorry for another Car Thread
Kicked in the slats
I thought it was "hoofed in the slats" but I could well be wrong
Ring fence the unicorn.
What van should I get.
Get a mondeo and a caravan like me.
Am I being ripped off by my builder, plasterer, gigilo, unicorn?
I prefer the old classifieds.
What tyres for...
Bang the back door in and paint it white on your way out.
I prefer the old classifieds.
What tyres for…
Quality clichéing there! Not even reading the first post on a thread! 😆
BSO
Conti Verts
"Rule 1 applies"
Boils my piss
Trousers
Brant to the forum
Ling
Where's the like button?
Are you new here?
Another nomination for: Makes you think...
The remember me button that simply does nothing.
Evilzone
Those ****ing Hitler videos
Octoporn a good shout from earlier - I’ll add ‘hit it with a rock’
That smilie that chewie used to do
Mrs Toast’s rainbow (and in fact every ‘design me a xxx for free’ post containing a link to the 27b/6 website.
Pedalthread’s inbred that was in the classifieds 27 times (red string round fork)
‘Spreadsheet weight doesn’t count’
Worst thread ever.
I’m simultaneously gladdened and disappointed that I haven’t managed to be responsible for a single entry on this list.
I thought I was a walking cliche
I'm on the Premier forum
Sub one hour on Swinley Red
Mrs Toast’s rainbow/blockquote>
+1
Can I take my mudguards off?
I’m a member of the Institute of Physics
Hob-Nob?
Has anyone posted apicture of Northwinds bike yet?
Gnarpoon
Bum their dog
What's with the Friday Kylie thing - I've been here for years but I don't recall that one?
Mince Tank
What’s with the Friday Kylie thing – I’ve been here for years but I don’t recall that one?
Every Friday horny office workers posted photos of the princess of pop.
Joe Cocker has died.
What’s with the Friday Kylie thing – I’ve been here for years but I don’t recall that one?
You've not been here as long as a lot of the other posters.
Which is no bad thing
Do you push back
Real Mans Brakes need refunding.
Anybody got a spare CRC / Branston beans / Audi voucher?
Filing cabinet
Hob-Nob?
Don’t mind if I do! Thank you, milk and sugar?
.
Centre parcs and chill?
No shitting down chimneys yet?
Very disappointing......
I don't need a dropper / disc brakes / suspension / flats / clips / tubeless / 26 / 27.5 / 29 / 12 speed / 1x / bike cleaner / ebike / bolt thru / [just about anything] and can't understand why anyone does.
Has Poopscoop falling off on the SDW made it onto this list yet?
STW. Where the dead come to die, again.
'Faultless'
Joe Cocker has died.
I read 6 pages to see if this was in there!
Anyone watching Top Gear?!
I read 6 pages to see if this was in there!
and yet missed that perchy had posted it on page 1. Typical STW!
6 pages and no.... Wendyball 😊
You'll come for the bikes, you'll stay for the bollocks.
Cougar
You’ll come for the bikes, you’ll stay for the bollocks.
This is a bike forum?
Always fancied a Saab.
I’m simultaneously gladdened and disappointed that I haven’t managed to be responsible for a single entry on this list.
Not even a real panther
Didn’t read the OP. Couldn’t be bothered reading the replies. Will reply anyway.
As it’s Stovoids revision I’ll skip Bank, hop over to Leicester Square.