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Skills day

Oxo Tower

Center Parks

Parking in that London

A bit dusty in here

Hope customer service

Career change advice needed

Morzine

Will I die

You will die, but not from X


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 9:23 pm
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A website so bad you keep posting for years, to show the world how bad it is.


 
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The Edinburgh Defence


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 9:26 pm
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Fiery death from mismatched components


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 9:34 pm
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Cat Aids!!


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 10:43 pm
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Hedgepron

Louise


 
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The neighbours, AITA...

Snow updates

Bridge pics

What laptop, phone, waterproof jacket.


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 11:06 pm
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Mornington Crescent (especially on the Christmas holidays)

5 ****ing times I've had to log in.


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 11:09 pm
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Fist pie
Magic iPad


 
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Louise.
Grumble.
Louise IN grumble = better.


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 11:28 pm
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Sorry johndoh - posted then just spotted yours!


 
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Sean Keaveney is a twunt!


 
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How do I stop neighbour's cat...

How do I stop my cat...

Get a cat

Get a dog

Maxxis something something

Guide brakes sticking in heat

Are any of these really clichés? Are they overuse, loss of meaning, or just lack of using the search button?


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 12:23 am
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🙂


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 12:50 am
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Political! Leader!


 
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Sherwood Pines conditions


 
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New (insert Cotic model of choice here) frame/bike daily thread.

Bangernomics

Lease car


 
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“I left my front wheel at BPW/Cannock/Afan, can someone have a look for it as I’m back home 300 miles away.. doh!”


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 6:13 am
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Sick! bike welding quality

Northwind’s fork insertion technique


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 6:51 am
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Nobody here rides bikes.

10 pages, a flounce and one ban


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 7:08 am
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E-bikes are mopeds.


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 7:13 am
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Silent Clutch For Sale


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 7:14 am
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Kicked in the slats


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 7:19 am
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Badly welded together scaffolding tubes.


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 8:40 am
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pulls up a chair


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 8:44 am
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The neighbour has stolen my land

The neighbour has stolen my parcel

The neighbour has...

Which Transporter

Bangernomics

Which fast, cool family car for 5 people, 3 bikes and a dog.


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 8:47 am
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I have no useful contribution to make


 
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B'in-dun


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 9:11 am
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TLDR

And shirley it’s cliché?


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 9:12 am
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STW member cliches, see the check list thread - beard, VAG, IT contracted etc...


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 9:13 am
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I disagree with the poll


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 11:08 am
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You must be logged in to reply to this topic

Sorry for another Car Thread


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 11:15 am
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Kicked in the slats

I thought it was "hoofed in the slats" but I could well be wrong


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 11:21 am
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Ring fence the unicorn.


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 12:58 pm
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What van should I get.
Get a mondeo and a caravan like me.


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 1:15 pm
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Am I being ripped off by my builder, plasterer, gigilo, unicorn?


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 1:17 pm
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I prefer the old classifieds.

What tyres for...


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 1:46 pm
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Bang the back door in and paint it white on your way out.


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 2:32 pm
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I prefer the old classifieds.

What tyres for…

Quality clichéing there! Not even reading the first post on a thread! 😆


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 2:36 pm
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BSO
Conti Verts


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 3:05 pm
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"Rule 1 applies"


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 3:35 pm
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Boils my piss


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 5:22 pm
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Trousers

Brant to the forum

Ling


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 5:29 pm
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Where's the like button?


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 5:43 pm
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Are you new here?


 
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Another nomination for: Makes you think...


 
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The remember me button that simply does nothing.

Evilzone

Those ****ing Hitler videos

Octoporn a good shout from earlier - I’ll add ‘hit it with a rock’

That smilie that chewie used to do

Mrs Toast’s rainbow (and in fact every ‘design me a xxx for free’ post containing a link to the 27b/6 website.

Pedalthread’s inbred that was in the classifieds 27 times (red string round fork)

‘Spreadsheet weight doesn’t count’


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 7:00 pm
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Worst thread ever.


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 7:17 pm
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I’m simultaneously gladdened and disappointed that I haven’t managed to be responsible for a single entry on this list.

I thought I was a walking cliche


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 7:27 pm
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I'm on the Premier forum

Sub one hour on Swinley Red


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 7:54 pm
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Mrs Toast’s rainbow/blockquote>

+1


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 8:09 pm
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Can I take my mudguards off?


 
Posted : 02/08/2019 8:27 pm
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I’m a member of the Institute of Physics


 
Posted : 03/08/2019 11:16 am
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Hob-Nob?


 
Posted : 03/08/2019 12:20 pm
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Has anyone posted apicture of Northwinds bike yet?


 
Posted : 03/08/2019 12:26 pm
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Gnarpoon

Bum their dog


 
Posted : 03/08/2019 12:40 pm
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What's with the Friday Kylie thing - I've been here for years but I don't recall that one?


 
Posted : 03/08/2019 2:50 pm
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Mince Tank


 
Posted : 03/08/2019 4:39 pm
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What’s with the Friday Kylie thing – I’ve been here for years but I don’t recall that one?

Every Friday horny office workers posted photos of the princess of pop.


 
Posted : 03/08/2019 4:42 pm
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Joe Cocker has died.


 
Posted : 03/08/2019 4:49 pm
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What’s with the Friday Kylie thing – I’ve been here for years but I don’t recall that one?

You've not been here as long as a lot of the other posters.
Which is no bad thing

Do you push back
Real Mans Brakes need refunding.


 
Posted : 03/08/2019 5:45 pm
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Anybody got a spare CRC / Branston beans / Audi voucher?


 
Posted : 03/08/2019 6:38 pm
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Filing cabinet


 
Posted : 03/08/2019 8:33 pm
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Hob-Nob?

Don’t mind if I do! Thank you, milk and sugar?


 
Posted : 03/08/2019 9:57 pm
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Centre parcs and chill?


 
Posted : 03/08/2019 10:26 pm
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No shitting down chimneys yet?

Very disappointing......


 
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I don't need a dropper / disc brakes / suspension / flats / clips / tubeless / 26 / 27.5 / 29 / 12 speed / 1x / bike cleaner / ebike / bolt thru / [just about anything] and can't understand why anyone does.


 
Posted : 04/08/2019 9:38 am
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Has Poopscoop falling off on the SDW made it onto this list yet?


 
Posted : 04/08/2019 9:41 am
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STW. Where the dead come to die, again.


 
Posted : 09/08/2019 9:49 pm
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'Faultless'


 
Posted : 09/08/2019 9:54 pm
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Joe Cocker has died.

I read 6 pages to see if this was in there!

Anyone watching Top Gear?!


 
Posted : 10/08/2019 8:45 am
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I read 6 pages to see if this was in there!

and yet missed that perchy had posted it on page 1. Typical STW!


 
Posted : 10/08/2019 10:50 am
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6 pages and no.... Wendyball 😊


 
Posted : 10/08/2019 11:01 am
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You'll come for the bikes, you'll stay for the bollocks.


 
Posted : 10/08/2019 11:26 am
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Cougar
You’ll come for the bikes, you’ll stay for the bollocks.

This is a bike forum?


 
Posted : 10/08/2019 12:54 pm
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Always fancied a Saab.


 
Posted : 10/08/2019 2:02 pm
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I’m simultaneously gladdened and disappointed that I haven’t managed to be responsible for a single entry on this list.

Not even a real panther


 
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Didn’t read the OP. Couldn’t be bothered reading the replies. Will reply anyway.

As it’s Stovoids revision I’ll skip Bank, hop over to Leicester Square.


 
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