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We're doomed ...
A bit old school I know but with Friday Kylie references above it seemed appropriate.
To be fair though Bullheart had the best t-shirt slogans and we should perhaps keep them in mind?
Should I see a doctor?
+1 for ****OS.
APF
I don't do Facebook.
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN.
TTIUWP.
FTFY.
Accusing every new poster of being Fred.
Oh, and the last entry probably has to be,
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Accusing every new poter of being Fred.
I never got accused of being Fred.
I got accused of being Jamie.
Problem with neighbours thread 4,000
Breathe with the trail
Geex is better at it
gnusmobile
Will I die?
What tyres for Morzine
What transfer for Morzine
Any legal experts in the house - I think I've been sacked
Holy thread resurrection, Batman!
Fix my computer for me.
Can someone photoshop something for me?
“Just do what I did”
Weird
It's got to be a shoe full of boiling piss, hasn't it?
"First world problem" WWSTD
"Just eat less and move more."
"Just ditch carbs and eat fat and protein."
"When I see fat people in the street, I spit on them."
Has anyone received their iDave diet?
#strangestboner
I’s disappoint...
Is this a scam?
PayPal Gift?
Any thread about coffee
That really grinds my gears.
Stw, where the trails come alive.
You don't grind your own beans?
What's his face ? Moaning about people's music taste
DezB
xx
luv ya really xx
Making progress.
Bindun.
Accusing posters (especially new ones) of being banned members returning in secret.
Building trades day rates are they pullin ma pants down?
You should get a bike fit.
Just book a session with Jedi.
Has anyone mentioned ‘the darkside’ yet?
(****ing skinny tyred freaks)
Is my LBS ripping me off?
Every day is Fat Friday!
SO
So
You are [Hitler/Tony Blair/the ghost of Christmas past] and I claim my £5
Thread closed.
You are [Hitler/Tony Blair/the ghost of Christmas past] and I claim my £5
Not sure as we can lay claim to that one, it's from a newspaper promotion / competition like a hundred years ago.
(Same applies "Nuke from orbit" of course.)
Over on Mumsnet...
Will I die?
If it's a mug can the handle look like a spoon, please
Or even an upside down spoon for double in joke effect
How the **** do I post pictures?!
**** you Bob Carolgees and your stupid dog.
Chapeau.
Not sure as we can lay claim to that one, it’s from a newspaper promotion / competition like a hundred years ago.
Fair enough. Never seen it anywhere but here.
Question for the Excel gurus.
I was going to suggest "Friday EDL" but out of context that could be misconstrued...
Apostrophe's.
Are there still closures at Cwmcarn?
List of forum glitches
299 BPM: Is my heart ****ed?
Plane and conveyer belt... will it or won’t it?
YMMV
SPDs or Flats ?
Are you new here ?
Is this stolen ?
WWSTWD
Pay with a packet of biscuits.
Cliche "trackworld".
Your patio needs weeding,
Problem with neighbours,
29ers
It's been a while since anyone's back door has been kicked in.
Fence needs painting
Hobnobs anyone?
27 point five - making the trails come alive
Pretending you’ve left the forum as you’re too controversial only to return under a new name and be just the same.
OP: "OMG, this, like, really bad thing happened to me, and I was totally in the right and the behaviour of other person was SHOCKING. I was totally in the right, wasn't I?"
Everyone, everywhere: 10 PAGE ROAST.
"I'm getting divorced."
.........track world
edit: shooterman beat me to it
IMO
&
🤷♂️
For those of us on the both the brexit and Jeremy Corbyn threads....
Using a bell.
Surf Matt flouncing.
Helmets/no helmets.
Pie vs Casserole with a pastry hat.
Are you in or out?
Pie vs Casserole with a pastry hat.
I think that was my first cliche in my intro post.
Lings car finance
Bimblecore!
There's a u in Favourite.*
Better with Barnes.
A picture of Onion's Van Nicholas.
A list of all the banned users on the front of a T Shirt. And the words 'Why we can't have nice things...'
on the back.
Perhaps a haiku?
Todmorden virgins
Run faster than their brothers.
Some still point at planes.
*I paid for that 'u' to be reinstated, with biscuits.
Can we have it back please?
My frame is faulty I want a refund but I sold it as perfect a year ago.
Not even a real Vampire.
"Crack or sticker?"
"New bike day - criticise my garden"
"Go see Jedi" (and poster refuses to consider any other coach)
"Hoof her in the slats" (you're not gonna use that one are you)
'Will I feel the extra 3 inches?'
#wheelsize
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