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If, hypothetically, we were to create a t-shirt and a mug with a collection of common phrases and cliches from this forum, what would you put on the list?
🙂
Pwnd with Bombers...
What tyres for...
Bring back the old classifieds...
Feed the hamsters...
It works on Drac's iPad...
Wee in his shoes...
Go on. Take your best shots 🙂
We value your privacy.
Grass needs cutting
Has anyone a GPX for ...
Baby robin?
New forum coming soon
The new forum will fix it
Orthopedic shoes
Freeloader
#inbeforemike
Funsponge
Coke and hookers
Brant Brant Brant
When I worked in IT I was the greatest.
Volvo for sale
Middle aged whiny cockbags
Ur Bik is Sarcin
Making progress
Tyres/valves
Ebikes are fun
Cockwomble (not related to the above)
Just put that picture of Badger on a mug, and have done with it.
+1
Surf Matt is awesumz
Probably a stupid headset question
Nuke it from orbit
Is it a sticker?
This catchphrase? Why, yes...yes it is
VW T5 Van.
Just put that picture of Badger on a mug, and have done with it.
Bit long that one.
😉
What is the point of drop bars on an off-road bike?
Skoda Octavia
There's a magazine?
There's a Front Page?
banhammer
adblockers
****OS
bighitter
Power kite.
#prayforrusty
Not even a real Spanner
What Ads?
Popups
£500 + VAT
Chamomile Tea
[insert_subject_here]trackworld
Joe Cocker
ebike workout
Back of the Nationwide Swindon
Magic Grandad
Greggs sausage rolls
The Democratic Peoples Republic of Colouring-in
Pies with lids
brant
Subscriber
Brant Brant Brant
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Also: Can't get pictures to work
And possibly something about having a P
It's rubbish don't visit.
TJ goes into Orbit
Louise?
This catchphrase? Why, yes…yes it is
We have a winner.
Mint Sauce Keyring
No pudding
Makes you think.
What (insert most middle-class item in the world) should I buy?
Loamy and Gnarpoon.
An original PP poem from three years back....
An ode to the STW forum.
A dose of Picolax in Chamomile Tea
A woodburner and an Audi for me
Nuclear weapons fired from space
A Baby robin, A child’s face.
Which Tyres for tired legs?
Binners has his lunch from Greggs
Pedants complain about lack of commas,
Ronnie Pickering – owned with Bombers
Indoor boyfriend’s penis beaker
Sudocrem cat has caught a squeaker
My van conversion needs a comfy bed
McMoonters awesome woodpile shed
Which doggy has a waggy tail?
Can someone show me a cheeky trail?
I really want a new T5
It makes the trails come alive.
Next door neighbours doggy barks
I’ll take the wife up Centre Parcs!
Makes you think though, Shirley?
Won’t someone think of the hamsters/children/rotational injuries/baby robins
No pudding
/perchy beat me to it, which makes a change from beating me off.
Remember Me
Another "what tyre" thread...
Back of the Nationwide Swindon
Went there once, it was alright.
Cat AIDS (the bad kind).
Sudocrem Cat.
Agent Picolax.
All hail the killfile.
bit of a mess.
... Please do not attempt to evade the Swear Filter.
I have no useful contribution to make.
wood burning stove
artisan
trail centre
Strava
Grauniad or any other common word/name/whatever 'humorously' changed to read something else e.g. Tony Bliar
I struggle with long sentences
Picolax
Sudocreme
brant
Subscriber
Brant Brant Brant
If Brant summons himself does it open some form of vortex?
Can you settle an argument for me?
"I'm new to the forum..."
Returning banned. (see above)
Edinburgh Defence.
Is there anything the forum can't answer?
Zombie Maggot
Can we have a PM function?
Why have we got a PM function no one asked for it?
Duplicate post.
There are secret mods?
Can anyone summarize this thread in the form of a haiku?
Zombie Maggot
Please god no.
Just testing
Fish puns
Hoof in the slats
Back in the day
Is this a crack?
That”ll buff out
Put some gaffer tape on it
N+1.
WWSTWD?
(... content)
* Starts a series of parody threads about....
List of Forum cloches
List of Fortnum Cliches
List of forum churches
List of Fortnite cliches
list of farm cliches
etc...
Octoporn.
Bring it! ( Fridays only)
Perfect for a drinks mug....
“Rohypnoccino”
I only ride road nowadays.
You should get a cat instead
Where is hora?
(double post, please ignore)
"Ha ha ha, have you seen the urbandictionary entry for STW???"
Missing Friday Kylie.
Recommending whichever bike you bought.