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 Mark
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If, hypothetically, we were to create a t-shirt and a mug with a collection of common phrases and cliches from this forum, what would you put on the list?

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Pwnd with Bombers...
What tyres for...
Bring back the old classifieds...
Feed the hamsters...
It works on Drac's iPad...
Wee in his shoes...

Go on. Take your best shots 🙂


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 3:39 pm
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We value your privacy.


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 3:40 pm
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Grass needs cutting


 
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Has anyone a GPX for ...


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 3:41 pm
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Baby robin?


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 3:41 pm
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New forum coming soon


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 3:43 pm
 IHN
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The new forum will fix it


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 3:44 pm
 Drac
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Orthopedic shoes

Freeloader


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 3:44 pm
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#inbeforemike

Funsponge


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 3:44 pm
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Coke and hookers


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 3:45 pm
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Brant Brant Brant


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 3:45 pm
 Drac
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When I worked in IT I was the greatest.


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 3:47 pm
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Volvo for sale

Middle aged whiny cockbags

Ur Bik is Sarcin

Making progress


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 3:47 pm
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Tyres/valves


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 3:48 pm
 DezB
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Ebikes are fun
Cockwomble (not related to the above)


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 3:48 pm
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Just put that picture of Badger on a mug, and have done with it.


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 3:50 pm
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+1


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 3:50 pm
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Surf Matt is awesumz


 
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 DezB
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Probably a stupid headset question


 
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Nuke it from orbit


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 3:51 pm
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Is it a sticker?


 
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This catchphrase? Why, yes...yes it is


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 3:52 pm
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VW T5 Van.


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 3:52 pm
 Mark
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Just put that picture of Badger on a mug, and have done with it.

Bit long that one.

😉


 
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What is the point of drop bars on an off-road bike?


 
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Skoda Octavia


 
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 Mark
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There's a magazine?


 
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There's a Front Page?


 
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 nbt
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banhammer
adblockers
****OS
bighitter


 
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Power kite.

#prayforrusty

Not even a real Spanner


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 3:56 pm
 Drac
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What Ads?

Popups


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 3:56 pm
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£500 + VAT

Chamomile Tea


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 3:56 pm
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[insert_subject_here]trackworld


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 3:57 pm
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Joe Cocker


 
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ebike workout


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 3:59 pm
 Drac
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Back of the Nationwide Swindon


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 3:59 pm
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Magic Grandad

Greggs sausage rolls

The Democratic Peoples Republic of Colouring-in

Pies with lids


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:01 pm
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brant

Subscriber

Brant Brant Brant

😀

Also: Can't get pictures to work
And possibly something about having a P


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:02 pm
 Drac
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It's rubbish don't visit.


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:03 pm
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TJ goes into Orbit


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:04 pm
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Louise?


 
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This catchphrase? Why, yes…yes it is

We have a winner.


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:07 pm
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Mint Sauce Keyring


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:08 pm
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No pudding

Makes you think.


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:08 pm
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What (insert most middle-class item in the world) should I buy?


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:10 pm
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Loamy and Gnarpoon.


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:10 pm
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An original PP poem from three years  back....

An ode to the STW forum.

A dose of Picolax in Chamomile Tea
A woodburner and an Audi for me

Nuclear weapons fired from space
A Baby robin, A child’s face.

Which Tyres for tired legs?
Binners has his lunch from Greggs

Pedants complain about lack of commas,
Ronnie Pickering – owned with Bombers

Indoor boyfriend’s penis beaker
Sudocrem cat has caught a squeaker

My van conversion needs a comfy bed
McMoonters awesome woodpile shed

Which doggy has a waggy tail?
Can someone show me a cheeky trail?

I really want a new T5
It makes the trails come alive.

Next door neighbours doggy barks
I’ll take the wife up Centre Parcs!

Makes you think though, Shirley?


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:11 pm
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Won’t someone think of the hamsters/children/rotational injuries/baby robins


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:12 pm
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No pudding

/perchy beat me to it, which makes a change from beating me off.


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:13 pm
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Remember Me


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:13 pm
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Another "what tyre" thread...


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:18 pm
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Back of the Nationwide Swindon

Went there once, it was alright.


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:18 pm
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Cat AIDS (the bad kind).

Sudocrem Cat.

Agent Picolax.

All hail the killfile.

bit of a mess.

... Please do not attempt to evade the Swear Filter.

I have no useful contribution to make.


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:18 pm
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wood burning stove

artisan

trail centre

Strava

Grauniad or any other common word/name/whatever 'humorously' changed to read something else e.g. Tony Bliar


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:19 pm
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I struggle with long sentences


 
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Picolax
Sudocreme

brant

Subscriber

Brant Brant Brant

If Brant summons himself does it open some form of vortex?


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:21 pm
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Can you settle an argument for me?


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:21 pm
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"I'm new to the forum..."

Returning banned. (see above)

Edinburgh Defence.


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:22 pm
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Is there anything the forum can't answer?


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:24 pm
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Zombie Maggot


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:24 pm
 Drac
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Can we have a PM function?

Why have we got a PM function no one asked for it?


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:24 pm
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Duplicate post.


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:25 pm
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There are secret mods?


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:25 pm
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Can anyone summarize this thread in the form of a haiku?


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:26 pm
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Zombie Maggot

Please god no.


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:27 pm
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Just testing


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:28 pm
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Fish puns

Hoof in the slats


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:29 pm
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Back in the day

Is this a crack?

That”ll buff out

Put some gaffer tape on it


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:29 pm
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N+1.

WWSTWD?

(... content)


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:30 pm
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* Starts a series of parody threads about....

List of Forum cloches

List of Fortnum Cliches

List of forum churches

List of Fortnite cliches

list of farm cliches

etc...


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:31 pm
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Octoporn.


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:32 pm
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Bring it! ( Fridays only)


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:34 pm
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Perfect for a drinks mug....

“Rohypnoccino”


 
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I only ride road nowadays.


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:35 pm
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You should get a cat instead


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:35 pm
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Where is hora?


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:36 pm
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(double post, please ignore)


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:38 pm
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"Ha ha ha, have you seen the urbandictionary entry for STW???"


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:39 pm
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Missing Friday Kylie.

Recommending whichever bike you bought.


 
Posted : 01/08/2019 4:39 pm
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Friday Kylie

https://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/friday-kylie-1/

🙂


 
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