[Closed] Liking someone famous on Facebook - oh the sycophantic comments

She does nothing for me.

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I thought this was going to be about Lance.

someone should start someone for you Hora. Imagine the comments that would get.

I thought this was going to be about Lance.

I love you Lance

The next post

** you you stupid *

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For a laugh I had a look at the One Direction FB page the other week. My god what a load of inane drivel spouted on there!

the singer Shirley Manson

Who?

bigyinn - Member
For a laugh I had a look at the One Direction FB page the other day

Go to bike, dust it down, get out more 😉

One direction:

our music is the cure to all my problems, once i have my headphones on and I sync into thee rythem of your AMAZING voices all my stresses and problems vanish,,,, I relax knowing everything will be okay...

and

There such amazing guys that have unique personalities. They never act different in there ways, they just are there crazy fun loving selves. There songs mean something close to what teenage girls &+ guys happend with there love lifes &+ looks. I love them sooo much that without WMYB &+ Little things i would never have felt beautiful

Wow.

[i] the singer Shirley Manson

Who? [/i]

I thought that and then I thought the fact he's had to put 'the singer' on the front might mean there were several famous Shirley Mansons. But I couldn't think of any others either.

Still, I'm sure hora's suitably sycophantic when posting on her pages.

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Is it really her though or is it a fat middle aged man who's registered the name? Most of the "name" facebook sites I've seen are fansites or at best "official site of", with lots of facebook weirdos posting on it as if they're having a chat with the person.

I'm friends with a few iconic photographers and also some top end wedding photographers, and the fawning is just as bad. Often from people who really should know better.

Northwind alot, like Lewis Hamiltons will be PR types etc managing their 'message' though.

SM's strikes me as being her. Weird but its not marketing 'message/concert/release driven'- just stuff.

Regina Spektor's is like that too... Pages and pages of "LOL I haz a harry potter wand" and every so often "Oh yeah, I have an album out, I should probably promote that".

Still, I'm sure hora's suitably sycophantic when posting on her pages.

I would be... (dribble)

Post or paste?

No - I don't post on her page. The sycophancy royally puts one' off 😆

😆 Harry The Spider, I've always noticed that about her.

In defence of the weirdo posters:

The brother of a friend of mine has quite significant brain damage from birth and another episode a few years back. He appears to be normally functioning if rather annoying, but he's got major problems with comprehending people and relationships, and remembering stuff that you've told him. Quite unsettling actually when you find out how bad it is because at first he seems relatively normal.

Anyway, he's always friending these ridiculously 'hot' and possibly made up people on FB and talking as if he has been having a relationship with them. Mostly they are of the 'please talk to me my darling, I just want to know you're ok' variety as they've blocked or de-friended him.

There must be enough people out there with similar issues to populate the FB pages of famous people.

I 'liked' Jess Ennis' fb page & it appears to be just a marketing dream - 'oh, look my new book is out', 'here are the dates of my book signing, be sure to buy a copy', 'my wonderful watch sponsors have just sent me this amazing watch. Buy yours from xxx for only £yyy

Should have expected it really.

I'm only friends with her as shes bloody cute. I don't care what she says. Harry you gingerist!

I never read the [s]articles[/s] comments either.

One direction.....and.....wow

So, you're going on to teenage boyband facebook page and taking the piss out of what at was an 11 girl has probably posted up.

and

I'm only friends with her as shes bloody cute.

...and you're how old?

wow

jon1973 - Member
bitter post

FTFY

Do stars actually like this shit? Are they that arrogant?

You're her 'friend' why not ask her?

I have a guy who manages my social media presence - it's all about cultivating my personal brand.
I'd link you to it, but that's what I pay him for.

Have you not got a page for your 'brand' Hora?

You're missing a trick

*wanders off to set up fake "the Official Hora Fan Club" page on FB*

Couple of bands I used to like and follow on facebook/twitter before they got big.

Then I realised they only ever posted when they had a new album or a tour coming up so now I dont.

Lewis Hamiltons will be PR types

I'm pretty sure his twitter isnt a PR person. If it is they should be sacked. He is so full of shit it is unbelievable.

EDIT: I would join/like The Official Hora Fan Club. If I had more time I would set it up then trawl through here for pictures. Alas I don't.

*wanders off to set up fake "the Official Hora Fan Club" page on FB*

you could be like those other middle aged women who set up and manage fan mail for the famous star(s) 😉

I can't be. I'm old fashioned and have a principle of always being clothed when in front of a pooter

My god what a load of inane drivel spouted on there!

This statement applies equally & consistently to every single facebook page that has ever existed, exists today and ever will exist

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I just don't get all this FB/Twitter/Social Media stuff being friends with someone who I will never know stuff.

I prefer my friends to have flesh & blood and perhaps an actual pulse.

there's a pub on my way home named after you that I like to enter every now and then and pay homage

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Brakes, there are a couple of Hora's preferred specialist emporia just down the road as well, aren't there?

I just don't get all this FB/Twitter/Social Media stuff being friends with someone who I will never know stuff.

The irony for most of us is we are FB friends with someone who is a an actual friend (once removed so to speak). Or at least you've had online ramblings with.

Samuri took a pic of me on Sunday. He was purched by the side of the trail waiting for his riding buds to come down and I came through first. He posted up another pic on FB and I said 'hey was that this Sunday' and did you snap me?

Yip. Coincidence 😆

Maybe he was just trying to take advantage of you movie-star good looks, without paying the extortionate agency fees?

I just don't get all this FB/Twitter/Social Media stuff being friends with someone who I will never know stuff.

I prefer my friends to have flesh & blood and perhaps an actual pulse.

Some[s]one[/s] nutter will be along in a minute to tell you to get with the times and that twitter's really important

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get with the times

twitter's really important

I thought it was the digital equivalent of phwapping off in front of a full length mirror?

My brother in law (almost) posts the most inane updates:
"on the bus"
"off the bus"
"I love my GF"
"off to work - lame"
"its' raining (sic)"

He does have learning disabilities though - my wife tells me I'm not allowed to de-friend him.....
Think of the 'internet' that could be saved if FB vetted updates to only include witty, pertinent remarks...

DrP

DrP!!

Be nicer to him 👿

Brakes, there are a couple of Hora's preferred specialist emporia just down the road as well, aren't there?

Finsbury Pak's Wig Shops?

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Wierd- large local afro carribean community nearby?

DrP!!

Be nicer to him ....

I know, I know.... 😳

DrP

If you took him paragliding more often, then imagine his status updates

In fact... sod paragliding... has he tried ..... [b]THE PIE?[/b]

Wierd- large local afro carribean community nearby?

Seriously, what the flip are you on about? You are so random, every time you post I get this warm fizzing feeling at the back of my head caused by RAGE

I honestly can't imagine what it must be like to have a pint with you...

Bloke1:'seen that new XTR crank?'
Bloke2:'yeah, looks a bit like a Nazi swastika thing doesn't it'
Hora: 'I once owned a collection of thimbles held in a gorgeous presentation box. It was at a price point I couldn't refuse and I'd love to investigate another. Sold by a small Dutch woman, who was proper cute and had come to bed eyes, which I nearly did, but then didn't because I'm not sexist...'

I honestly can't imagine what it must be like to have a pint with you...

Well you'd be 2 pints poorer, for a start. I met him in the pub the other week. I gave him a loud of Helicopter tape for his new frame, and after he's left, I realised that to thank me for my generosity, he still managed to get away without actually buying me a pint! 🙄

Flange are you going through the manopause?

Why would you need specialist wig shops?

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Afro-Carribean

Ever been to an area with such a large community? You tend to get a fair few shops (even grocers) selling allsort of wigs.

Jesus, sweet child of Nazareth, its not cracking the engima code.

Think of the 'internet' that could be saved if FB vetted updates to only include witty, pertinent remarks

Maybe that's the problem - the facebook wit filter's been coded backwards.

At least that would explain why at the moment only utter dribble appears.

Atually, this applies to most of the internet, not just facebook.

I prefer my friends to have flesh & blood and perhaps an actual pulse.

All of my FB friends have flesh, blood and a pulse. Except for Steve, who died.

So you stalk someone famous but you're a better person because you do it quietly?
It's not even proper stalking you coward. I bet you're the kind of bloke that pops to the local independant newsagent for some good old fashioned top shelf grot and comes out with a copy of FHM.

Grow a pair.

Think of the 'internet' that could be saved if [s]FB[/s] STW vetted updates to only include witty, pertinent remarks

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Flange are you going through the manopause?

Why would you need specialist wig shops?

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Afro-Carribean

Ever been to an area with such a large community? You tend to get a fair few shops (even grocers) selling allsort of wigs.

Jesus, sweet child of Nazareth, its not cracking the engima code.

See! Again, this has NO relevance to ANYTHING, possibly in the world, ever. You have the attention span of a goldfish....

Look, shiny lights...

Binners, why on earth would you do such a thing

So you stalk someone famous but you're a better person because you do it quietly?
It's not even proper stalking you coward. I bet you're the kind of bloke that pops to the local independant newsagent for some good old fashioned top shelf grot and comes out with a copy of FHM.

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You know what flange? I'm just asking myself the same question....

Two wig shops in an area, with the question 'why such a shop/is there a sizeable Afro-Carribean community in the area'?

I'm struggling for you dude. You seem to be lost within yourself.

There are people out there that can help you binners. It's not cheap, but a worthwhile investment...

Two wig shops in an area, with the question 'why such a shop/is there a sizeable Afro-Carribean community in the area'?

I'm struggling for you dude. You seem to be lost within yourself

Hahahhaahahahahhahaha....hahahahahahahahahaha.....hahahahahaaa...really?

If you fancy stepping it up a notch, I've got an envelope full of pubic hair I had returned, unopened, from Lorraine Kelly going spare.

It's brown with the odd ginger tinge.

I like this thread, it reminds me that STW is a family. A ****ed-up Lilo & Stitch family, mind, but still.

Bloke1:'seen that new XTR crank?'
Bloke2:'yeah, looks a bit like a Nazi swastika thing doesn't it'
Hora: 'I once owned a collection of thimbles held in a gorgeous presentation box. It was at a price point I couldn't refuse and I'd love to investigate another. Sold by a small Dutch woman, who was proper cute and had come to bed eyes, which I nearly did, but then didn't because I'm not sexist...'

Crying... 😆

It's brown with the odd ginger tinge.

I received your sample that you posted. Its under my top lip 😉

For a laugh I had a look at the One Direction FB page the other week.

It was so bad I chose to hide all posts by her even though I love her to bits and really didn't want to.

PUKKA!

Bloke1:'seen that new XTR crank?'
Bloke2:'yeah, looks a bit like a Nazi swastika thing doesn't it'
Hora: 'I once owned a collection of thimbles held in a gorgeous presentation box. It was at a price point I couldn't refuse and I'd love to investigate another. Sold by a small Dutch woman, who was proper cute and had come to bed eyes, which I nearly did, but then didn't because I'm not sexist...'

That is quite uncanny! I can see him saying it 😆

my wife tells me I'm not allowed to de-friend him

This is what the hide posts option is for.

This is what the hide posts option is for.

Hmmm.....
Goes on the 'tell me more' list.....

DrP

Could be worse - a friend (for a laugh) "friended" Steve Gutenberg (Police Academy etc). He friended her back, and started sending her some rather dodgy messages.

I like Twitter, it's interesting to see what people are really like. For instance I now like John Prescott, and Duncan Bannatyne is a complete ****.

A few of my actual friends are actors on popular TV shows.

I get regular (almost daily) Facebook friend requests from (usually) attractive girls I have never met. When I look at the "mutual friends" thing that shows up, it's always one or more of the actors.

Turns out that if some groupie manages to befriend one of them on FB, they go through their whole friend list trying to add everyone, on the basis that a large number of them are celebrities.

Can't imagine it works very often though, since most of them have personal accounts and "work" accounts.

I'd be lying if I said I didn't accept the request of the occasional, very attractive one. Just for a look 🙂

joao3v16 - Member

My god what a load of inane drivel spouted on there!

This statement applies equally & consistently to every single facebook page that has ever existed, exists today and ever will exist

Could also say the same about STW... 🙂

My god what a load of inane drivel spouted on there!

This statement applies equally & consistently to every single facebook page that has ever existed, exists today and ever will exist

You're looking at the wrong pages.

Talking of stalking, are you the Hora from PH?

Talking of posting body hair, I'm reminded of the time I shaved off my imperial moustache and posted the abundance of coarse fur to a friend in Brighton, who was, yes, a homosexual.

He transformed my hair into an intriguing piece of modern art.

I can only think that I mentioned his sexuality as some sort of distraction, as it bears no relevance to the tale.

Is it somebody on here who had a girlfriend who made sculptures using pubic hair ?

Sbob yes.

Did you say tale or
..tail?