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[Closed] Lewis poacher turned gamekeeper

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No pun intended with the title but he is telling folk now to boycott zoos,circus etc places I'd never go to but a wee while back he is seen grappling with a tiger
Save the planet he says but a couple of years ago he had his own jet, sacked one of his pilot for baring his bum on his personal bog seat and constantly all over the world.
I do accept he is an amazing talented driver but like Bono with his telephone calls to world leaders to maybe not preach so much to us


 
Posted : 03/04/2020 9:42 am
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No caps or swearing but fairly incoherent

7/10


 
Posted : 03/04/2020 10:00 am
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i would think baring your bum constantly all over the world would be a sackable offence. 😕


 
Posted : 03/04/2020 10:01 am
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Lewis?

You might have to give me a clue.


 
Posted : 03/04/2020 10:04 am
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Took over from Morse I think


 
Posted : 03/04/2020 10:08 am
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Lewis, amazing driver, Stevenage, Mercedes


 
Posted : 03/04/2020 10:09 am
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Pilot only bared his bum once, however Lewis lives around the planet


 
Posted : 03/04/2020 10:11 am
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Took over from Morse I think

As in morse code? Might have been easier to decipher than the OP.


 
Posted : 03/04/2020 10:12 am
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however Lewis lives around the planet

is that a fat joke ?


 
Posted : 03/04/2020 10:13 am
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Does he not nick pheasants any more then? Dodgy Lewis from round here will get you anything like that for a packet of baccy.


 
Posted : 03/04/2020 10:17 am
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I'm still looking for any possible pun in the title. Anyone?


 
Posted : 03/04/2020 10:20 am
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Posted : 03/04/2020 10:22 am
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happy memories


 
Posted : 03/04/2020 10:29 am
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Thank you, that made me laugh.


 
Posted : 03/04/2020 10:55 am
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Obviously sitting at home thinking about stuff.


 
Posted : 03/04/2020 12:00 pm
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Too much confusion and not enough rage. Could have been a great topic for a rant but I’m disappointed. 6.5/10


 
Posted : 03/04/2020 12:01 pm
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Lewis went plant based a few years ago didn't he. The way humans treat the animals we share the planet with is disgusting to me too, and maybe after the current world situation people might care to re-evaluate their behaviours. As a lifelong vegetarian, practically vegan despite a penchant for cheese, I feel free to criticise the perceived norms as I see fit.


 
Posted : 03/04/2020 12:14 pm
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I’ve got a vegan watch so I feel free to say I don’t care.


 
Posted : 03/04/2020 12:17 pm
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Obviously sitting at home thinking about stuff.

Is COVID going to be like half term for adults


 
Posted : 03/04/2020 12:31 pm
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I forgot he is a vegan now, can't remember if he was sponsored by fag companies West, Marlboro etc maybe before his time but he gets £7m every year from the dodgy Swiss Union Bank of Switz ,Hugo Boss maybe not now
It's his save the planet stuff preaching


 
Posted : 03/04/2020 12:38 pm
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Amazing driver though, so I can forgive his other idiosyncrasies. More importantly, does the F1 season stand a chance of going ahead this year? It would be weird to make it to 7 World Championship titles on the basis of a few races.


 
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Posted : 03/04/2020 9:08 pm
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Too many English teachers working from home here, we had a thread a week or two ago about worst ones you were unfortunate to have encountered


 
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Thank you, that made me laugh.

+1 😆


 
Posted : 03/04/2020 9:41 pm
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With millions of people at home getting pssed by 11am, internet forums are going to be great.


 
Posted : 03/04/2020 10:16 pm

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