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Yesterday I fell for and bought one of these on a whim

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I love it, its smells awesome 🙂


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 9:51 am
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that's not a man bag, it's a satchel 🙂


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 9:55 am
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No its not, its a courier bag, in soft luxurious leather.


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 9:56 am
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Nah, its definitely a satchel.


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 9:57 am
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its a courier bag

Guess you'll soon be needing a bike to match, then...


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 9:57 am
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100% satchel op.


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 9:59 am
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No teasel, this is for the stylish executive about town walking casually between tube stops...

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CFH will be here soon to back me up...


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 10:01 am
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I have something similar in black. I needed something a little classier than my pannier bag for taking the laptop to business meetings. It has that well worn, 'I'm a busy man' look that you can only get by buying things from a charity shop.


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 10:01 am
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Why have you posted a picture of a man with a satchel in your own defence?


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 10:09 am
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It's a satchel.

This is a man bag:

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Posted : 05/06/2014 10:10 am
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How do you 'fall for' a satchel?

Are those buckles real? They'll get annoying after a while.


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 10:12 am
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Are those buckles real?

Yes, but I find that in the best possible Sales personality type display, the length of time spent opening it allows my customer plenty of "look at my posh [b]courier [/b] bag" opportunity 😀


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 10:16 am
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I ended up with a small Timbuk2 man-bag. Similar to a courier bag, but not!


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 10:17 am
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the length of time spent opening it allows my customer plenty of "look at my posh courier bag" opportunity

... all the while the customer's thinking "isn't he a bit old for a satchel?"


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 10:19 am
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... all the while the customer's thinking "isn't he a bit old for a satchel? [b]He should've got a man bag instead[/b]"

FTFY


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 10:22 am
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Nice! I had a similar one and loved it.

I had just started school and it was perfect for carrying my pumps and gym skirt.


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 10:25 am
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Kryton, have u had another phal, you're not gonna shite in it are you ?


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 10:37 am
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i agree...its a satchel

Kryton, have u had another phal, you're not gonna shite in it are you ?

hahaha!! someone beat me to it!! 😆


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 11:09 am
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Whatever it's called you're heading in to dangerous territory. Next you'll want to talk about your feelings........... 😯


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 11:32 am
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Nah, its definitely a satchel

^^ this 😆

When
Will
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Learn
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Posted : 05/06/2014 11:42 am
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I got a Crumpler bag. One of these:
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I now dream of being a courier on a skinny fixie. 😀


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 11:44 am
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mogrim is correct


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 11:45 am
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I ended up with a small [s]Timbuk2[/s] man-bag. Similar to a courier bag, but not!

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Posted : 05/06/2014 11:46 am
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When
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About what exactly. Its not my fault that you lack the class and subtle approval of the silent majority that appreciate my new bag.


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 11:46 am
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So you're aiming for fakenger???? Don't forget to wear your little sister's jeans and get some knuckle tats. But do it "ironically".


 
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Whatever it's called you're heading in to dangerous territory. Next you'll want to talk about your feelings

Missed the 'I've just had a Phall thread' then? plenty of feelings being discussed in there.


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 11:47 am
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Kryton. I think you're on your own in the appreciation club.


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 11:48 am
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For goodness sake ,keep it stylish.

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Posted : 05/06/2014 11:50 am
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Dont listen to them, nice blazer and a pair of clarks commandos and you'll be set for the day!.


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 11:52 am
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The Phall thread was about his intestinal track dissolving, the satchel on the other hand might prevoke thoughts about kittens.


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 11:52 am
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Don't worry Kryton,I am sure you can carry it off 😉

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Posted : 05/06/2014 11:54 am
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An insight into Kryton's minds eye?

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Posted : 05/06/2014 11:56 am
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All you need is a beard and a pointless dog and you can join the likes of these fukwits

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Posted : 05/06/2014 11:58 am
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I've made myself feel bad now.

I've got this mental image of kryton57 walking down the road with his [s]satchel[/s] man bag worrying that everyone's thinking 'It's a satchel'.

Perhaps Jamie could do a little sign for him to print and attach to the bag;

"No, it's a man bag, actually"

?


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 11:59 am
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*Strokes pussy & tugs beard*

*thinks about moving to Camden*


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 12:01 pm
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[i]*Strokes pussy & tugs beard*[/i]

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Posted : 05/06/2014 12:03 pm
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I have a low-alpine man bag for wallet keys passport phone cables and power booster and a rucksack for shopping and spare underwear, baby wipes, nappy bags etc. With that nice satchel I could combine the two . How much shopping does it hold?


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 12:07 pm
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Our Man receptionist brought this the other day. Personally I think it's awful and a terrible waste of money but he was squealing with excitement as he stroked it. I found the whole thing very uncomfortable.

http://uk.louisvuitton.com/front/#/eng_GB/Collections/Men/Mens-Bags/products/Michael-LG-DAMIER-INFINI-N41353


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 12:14 pm
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Kryton. I think you're on your own in the appreciation club.

He's not. It's a satchel for sure, but a very nice satchel.


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 12:14 pm
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teadrinker - I hope you told him he could have bought a bike for that!


 
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Did it come with unlimited free shandy? 😉


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 12:16 pm
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He's not. It's a satchel for sure, but a very nice satchel.

Thangyouverymush.

I will concede that according to the O.E.D. its a satchel.

Crankboy I reckon everything you mention goes in there. Without using the front pockets I have and LT and its PSU, several Apple cables and sundry items (pens, hayfever tablets) and an ipad mini. I haven't put anything in the document section either yet. 🙂


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 12:22 pm
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Bah! This is a proper man bag!

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Pockets for magazines, smoke and frag, space for link and claymores


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 12:26 pm
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For the price of the Louis vuitton bag he could have 40.6 of my hand bag and rucksack combo and carry a lot more.


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 12:27 pm
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Obvious satchel is obvious...

"a rectangular bag, usually made of leather or cloth and provided with a shoulder strap, used for carrying books, esp school books"

Should have gone for a Mulberry Antony for that metrosexual, unisex, city-smart, ipod-toting look.

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Posted : 05/06/2014 12:32 pm
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What on earth are you girls carting around? Is it all your male cosmetics?

I have used a man bag bag in the past - it was a small clutch bag of the type often seen in Germany or Italy. Or carried by the man from the Pru. Big enough to empty my pockets into, not to carry the kitchen sink.


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 1:01 pm
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it was a small clutch bag

There could be a whole new thread about that 🙂


 
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About what exactly. Its not my fault that you lack the class and subtle approval of the silent majority that appreciate my new bag.

Nope you are right, I've a lot to learn.. But I'm watching you with beady eyes, noting everything to wear and the way you walk.
😉


 
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teadrinker - I hope you told him he could have bought a bike for that!

I did and received blank looks.


 
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[url= http://www.scaramangashop.co.uk/ ]Scaramanga[/url]

As for what does it carry, iPad, glasses, keys, change


 
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Kryton, earlier


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 1:42 pm
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it was a small clutch bag

God, they actually exist 😯

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[url= http://www.moleskine.com/collections/model/product/messenger-bag ]Moleskine webby[/url]

For all you lovers of "baggettes" Moleskine do some nice stuff..You know, just in case you all go and turn all London on us.


 
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Posted : 05/06/2014 2:54 pm
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mogrim - what the hell is that?
THIS is a what I was referring to:
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Posted : 05/06/2014 3:31 pm
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FWIW Kryton, I quite like that satchel.

[s]When[/s] If you decide to put it in the classifieds I'll have first dibs 🙂


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 3:31 pm
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mogrim - what the hell is that?

Google image search for "man clutch bags"

Here's another you might like:
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Jesus, Mary and Joseph The original satchel is looking positively alpha male compared to the clutch purse. That really deserves it's own thread.


 
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@mogrim - classic fashion error there with the shoes/clutch bag mismatch, needs more delicate footwear, ideally with a heel.

@bikebouy - pigbag squealer, I have one and very useful but have to admit it's usually gets the wrong sort of attention, great name though

[url= http://www.pigbags.com/squealer.html ]The Squealer[/url]


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 4:17 pm
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TIL:

Mentioned this thread to my Spanish workmates, apparently the male clutch bag is known as a "mariconera"; "maricón" is an insult meaning effeminate (probably gay) man in Spanish.


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 4:29 pm
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FWIW Kryton, I quite like that satchel.

Its appeal doubles once you smell it.


 
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The "Ooh hello!",factor of the Man-Bag has a lot to do with size of bag and length of strappage, I feel....


 
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@jambo, pig bags, is Amanda still making them in Hamble? I've a totally shagged out kitbag from back in the 90's from her, it's ruined..
Mind, so am I.. 😆


 
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What on earth are you girls carting around? Is it all your male cosmetics?

I have used a man bag bag in the past - it was a small clutch bag of the type often seen in Germany or Italy. Or carried by the man from the Pru. Big enough to empty my pockets into, not to carry the kitchen sink.


The old Karrimor courier bag I use for work weighs about the same as the kitchen sink!
The amount of stuff it has stuffed into it looks pointless, but is often needed, like today when a colleague suddenly needed an Allen key for a piece of machinery, and I could offer him a choice of three multitools.
There's also a zip case with various USB connectors, phone connectors, portable battery chargers, etc.
Plus pens, zip-ties...
I've got three courier bags, a small Polaris one I bought at the Bike Show years ago, which I use when I'm out walking, to carry my binoculars, camera, waterproof/windproof, travel flask, water, etc, my work Karrimor, and a large Timbuctoo that's my weekend/days out back.
Not posh or stylish like the OP's rather tasty satchel, but I couldn't be without them, much easier to access than a rucksack.
If I did a lot of travelling, that satchel would be an ideal carry-on bag.


 
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*Strokes pussy & tugs beard*

*thinks about moving to Camden*

camden is for druggies not luvvies. when was the last time you went there? i’m guessing when the rave scene was big and the internet hadn’t been invented? only that was the last time Camden was cool.


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 5:53 pm
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Here's a man's bag, WW2 Canadian Officer's bag:
http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=12393

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Tilley do a version too:

[img] http://outsidemagazine.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83453140969e2017d3e377c37970c-640wi [/img]

http://www.tilley.com/uk_en/intrepid-bag.html


 
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I've had a 'manbag' for years; choice of a suede satchel thing* or a small courier bag**. When my girls were small it was perfect for trips, with some spare nappies, wet wipes, assorted picture books and snacks. Now it has wet wipes (still always useful) a multitool, a minipump, snacks, dog biscuits, dog poo bags, and some toilet paper (in case daughters now need a wildpiss). Far better to grab it and go, covering any possible outing, than have to faff each time.

* expensive one my wife bought me

** £4.99 from on-one, now the go-to while the suede one languishes under the stairs


 
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Moleskine webby

For all you lovers of "baggettes" Moleskine do some nice stuff..You know, just in case you all go and turn all London on us.

I had a look at that in their shop. Disappointingly plastic feeling (as it is) for over £100.


 
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Hee hee! All you blokes discussing man bags. I never discuss handbags except when I have to go to a posh do and don't own a handbag, and then I can be heard panicking about it!


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 8:34 pm
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Just bought this Tatchell Satchel. Perfect for carrying things round Richmond Park.
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That Tilly is lovely, but how much?! 😯

I'm a geek, my trousers are at capacity so I have a little Manta Ray canvas thing. Fits two phones, wallet, Nexus 7, SAK, USB keys, pen, Moleskin notepad, and assorted cruft that I might need on the day like lunch, letters that need posting or some such.


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 9:02 pm
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Interesting how this thread has quickly developed from a pisstake to uber chic. I suspect the former posters have spent the night on their iPads googling satchels and think "hmmm, I might just need one... "


 
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[url= http://www.pediwear.co.uk/tilleyhats/products/4556.php?gclid=CjkKEQjwqsCcBRDt7_Gts5a91YYBEiQAm-wYESHXXGsMq_oJUuOUp7y1sQng0aPlP3URiHQbsoOUsa7w_wcB ]Tilley bag [/url]£180

I've got [url= http://www.fjallraven.com/vintage-shoulder-bag ]one of these[/url]. Similar but a bit cheaper

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Got one of these last year - carries a 15" MacBook Pro, all the cables, iPad, sketch book, leatherman and anything else I need I just stuff in it. Like the idea of the additional strap for when I'm riding, though to be honest I've not used it yet.

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http://www.sandqvist.net/en/messenger-bag-erik-blue-sqa145.html?grp=2217188

I've tried cheaper bags but they usually die on me after a year of abuse.


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 9:39 pm
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do you people not have pockets?


 
Posted : 05/06/2014 9:42 pm
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How many pairs of jeans do you own that can fit a tablet?


 
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I quite like the [url= http://www.brooksengland.com/catalogue-and-shop/bags/ ]Brooks Bags[/url]

Can't justify the cost mind.


 
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How many pairs of jeans do you own that can fit a tablet?

Do you people not have hands?


 
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