[Closed] Let's play stock photo fantasy...

Is the headset included with the frame?

Do you want cheese with that?

Do I need a crown race?

Well, she looks impressed.

Or amused.

I'm the one sitting 😉

"look! This tunnel comes up in the gents! Hang on a minute! Quick! Get back down the ladder, I need to get this shut! HURRY UP!

I always wanted to be a lower trouser leg model. I look after my shoes though and can put a single crease in my trousers.

My house:

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I'm with samurai... there is a woeful lack of basic shoe maintenance going on there.

The blind/wall paint shade combo could do with more attention, also.

Look at the Elephant!

My road trip.

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Are you Natalie Cole?

The ladies love it, Dezzie.

My groupies, Albania:

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Took hours to satisfy them all. 😀

Me and Hora on our holibobs

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Facial from a Giant!

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that's no Giant.

So, yesterday, I was out walking my husky, when...

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So, I'm halfway through my road trip and I'm down to my last 5 original Pringles, when I come on two unfortunate strangers with car trouble...

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I got a bit carried away with my shed project,but I think it turned out rather well.
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Nicely worded camo16... 😯

My über commitment to STW ethics is finally sated and I get a few months' wood supply for my niche log burner:

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I'm so excited I rush out to find Molly. At last, I see him in the distance:

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😉

When my GF looks at my browser history:

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Drugs are good hmmmmkay?

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This salad is hilarious:
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I made my commute more fun when I built this jump.

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There I was, walking along minding my own business and admiring the clouds when all of a sudden...

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so i was at my office being a young business man at a table

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when an annoying hipster came into my office

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he was a bit of a weirdo who had a thing for shoes

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which would've been fine but they always smelt

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with gertrude from accounts trying to tempt me

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colleagues like mark

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calamity dave

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and an office full of phrases like 'ringfencing the unicorn' and 'shooting the goldfish'

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i figured it was time to get out of there

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got a problem with that??

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Well done Phil 😆

well done, but i killed the thread 🙁

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..threads

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I'll just chill for the weekend on my yacht.....

That's not a yacht, it's a dingy.

Here is my yacht:

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Think I'll spend the afternoon in my modest liner, s****ing at ampthill and footflaps in their little boats, and wondering which one out of the 100s of possible bedrooms I'll choose tonight.

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I'm going hunting for a camo16:

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So am I

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Unfortunately for you, JEngledow, I've got a few of these:

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I hear some the STW posse is chasing my liner, and I'm all, like,

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Until I remember my famous upside-down helicopter escape move:

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Feeling slightly inadequate.
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If it not got sails its just a

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For a quick get away from zokes I'll head off in this

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Stock photos with no watermarks...

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