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Attempted rubbery?
I heard the nominations were closed to johnny cum latelys.
Have police condomed their actions as a danger to the pubic?
Have police condomed their actions as a danger to the pubic?
Would it make a vas deferens either way?
According to the story they should have made a premature evacuation.
Must've been a protection racket.
The air is pregnant with double entendres, perhaps the competition is too stiff?
Damn, I thought I was being clever, but I'm way out of my league on this forum!
Probably hardened criminals.
Now he's in the mortuary with the other stiffs.
KY would he want to shaft himself like that?
If he'd lived, just imagine the ribbing he'd be getting from his mates.
A clear case of spermicide.
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Heard he died of pro phylactic shock
The irony is while attempting to [i]temporarily[/i] take himself out of the gene-pool, he managed to do it permanently.
Tumescent take the piss.
People are being a bit hard-on him, I'd say. He tried to cover up, just too latex
I'd say RIP but nobody wants that in a jonny
What a dick.
MoreCashThanDash - Member
Attempted rubbery?
Not out of your league at all.
Ironically, still a massive cock up.
Looks like he came to a sticky end.
I wonder if his friends forced him into doing it under durex?
He should've taken precautions before having a bang.
Why do they have a condom machine in the middle of a park anyway?
Don't get that last one. 😳
Yes, why can't we have them? We could use the contents for all kinds of things like fixing punctures, carrying water, crossing rivers, protecting our spark plugs and so on.
Was it a mixed up attempt to rob Noddy Holder?
clearly, a case of premature explosion.
I wonder if his [s]friends [/s] [b]mates[/b] forced him into doing it under durex?
There was nothing left but a blob on the floor
Why do they have a condom machine in the middle of a park anyway?
Because the nearest shop is two miles away.
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Come, come, we shouldn't condom this type of behaviour.
Did the police come in a jiffy?
Did the police come in a jiffy?
Depends on the resources they had to hand.
Things we do with our Mates!
I think that under such circumstances this would be an appropriate song.
Bravo for simultaneously coming and going.
What a bugger eh!
Well, I heard he used to be, probably not so good any more...