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'Lane assist' - how do I switch it off?

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However (and I could be wrong here – I was told it some time ago) apparently it is a fail for the Advanced Driving Test as the driver should be able to show they have full awareness of everything around them at any given point

The IAM are (or were) happy for you to commentate/use spoken thoughts to demonstrate awareness. Signalling can be helpful and driving a large vehicle you always indicate unless it'll cause confusion, e.g. don't indicate to pass a parked car opposite a junction (which is painful if the car has lots of angles)

I don't indicate to retake L1 after an overtake in a car; mirror and shoulder checks should prevent any problems

Mirror, Signal, Manoeuvre

The full DVSA-thing is Mirror, Signal, Manoeuvre, Position, Speed, Look...there are other variations


 
Posted : 15/05/2023 5:17 pm
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I wrote

you’ll start slowing down after you’ve indicated.

you wrote

Hmm… Mirror, Signal, Manoeuvre

Isn't that what I wrote? As the driver behind, Signal is the first thing I see, then after that, Manoeuvre.


 
Posted : 15/05/2023 7:15 pm
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We have the lane assist on one of the cars plus blind spot warning etc… I don’t have any problem with it. I’d be fairly sure that it saves lives. It might irate some of us but I think these systems are generally good ideas. The only one that used to bug me was the speed sign recognition system on my old Merc that used to slow down the adaptive cruise control when it very occasionally mistook the speed limit signed on the back of lorries in other lanes and randomly slowed you down.


 
Posted : 15/05/2023 7:34 pm
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They can all be disabled or downgraded to audio warnings ony Hyundai but it is a 21.


 
Posted : 15/05/2023 7:44 pm
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Ah yes, “mirror - is it clear, signal - I’m about to move, manoeuvre - here I come”.
I once asked my local bus company if their drivers followed this particular bit of the Highway Code as they seemed to be doing a “signal - in coming whether you like it or not, manoeuvre - here I come, mirror - sorry mate, I didn’t see you”.

There response was that if they did it the right way round then there buses would be constantly stuck at the stops and they have force the issue by moving.


 
Posted : 15/05/2023 8:04 pm
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We have a couple of week old Audi A3 which has lane assist and it's really flipping aggressive in terms of kicking in and overdoing the steering. We have had a multitude of Skoda's, VWs etc all with the feature (sister in law works for VAG so we're on the family lease scheme...6 months per car) and none were as reactive as this thing. It's way too much over kill and it kicks in if you are still in lane but say there's some new tarmac lines in the road where work has been done and it then tracks you in what it thinks is the road lane!! It's also quite bad if you approach a big roundabout fanning into multiple lanes but you want to go straight on so might not indicate but it tries to stop you from naturally drifting across lanes. Indicating does help but like I said it kicks in all the time just for fun. There's also a shit load of other really unwanted and unnecessary features that light the display up and scare the crap out of you for just being in traffic. Great car but I feel the tech is getting out of hand now.


 
Posted : 15/05/2023 8:19 pm
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I once asked my local bus company if their drivers followed this particular bit of the Highway Code as they seemed to be doing a “signal – in coming whether you like it or not, manoeuvre – here I come, mirror – sorry mate, I didn’t see you”.

Many years ago I was told by somebody who was training to be a bus driver, that they were taught to indicate, count 5 cars passing, then pull out regardless.


 
Posted : 15/05/2023 8:35 pm
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Many years ago I was told by somebody who was training to be a bus driver, that they were taught to indicate, count 5 cars passing, then pull out regardless.

I don't have much of a problem with this. Not letting buses out is a dick move.


 
Posted : 15/05/2023 8:41 pm
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You are taught to give an indication if it will provide information about your intentions to others. This might mean you don’t do it if there are no other vehicles around because you are paying attention to your surroundings and not driving on autopilot.

I have to admit I regularly flip the indicator stalk if coming up behind parked cars, if someone is behind me, just because it’s happened often enough that I’ve been following someone, they’ve suddenly swung out because there was a car parked that I couldn’t see in front of them and it’s caught me unawares. The brief indicator function is ideal for that. I use it most of the time, unless I’m turning at a junction.

Qashqai are really bad for having an emotional meltdown whenever there are circumstances that activate one of the ‘driver aid’ features, like the lane assist - the first time I drove one without knowing it was fitted it gave me a real fright, I had no idea what was happening. This was six or seven years ago, when I was driving for BCA, picking up lots and lots of different cars from around nine years ago; lease and Motability cars, so I just picked up what was on my job sheet, so lots of surprises. Many not particularly nice ones, either.

As a result, I’ve got a Ford that has minimal ‘driver aids’, a semi-auto ‘box, hill start assist, a proper mechanical handbrake, actual knobs for climate control/aircon, and for infotainment, and real analogue dials. Oh, and a touchscreen that only gets used to select either the radio, phone audio or satnav.
I love it.


 
Posted : 16/05/2023 3:50 am
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Think it was Jethro Bovington that stated in a recent issue of EVO that the only time you really need lane assist is when you've got your eyes off the road to try to turn it off!


 
Posted : 16/05/2023 7:28 am
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we've just picked up a new to us (but from 2019) VW tiguan that has lane assist. I went for a quick drive in it, and thought it was just tramlining really badly under certain circumstances, but its the lane assist trying to do something when it shouldnt.

Then I went round a corner, and felt the steering wheel tugging a bit like you used to get with older FWD cars when turning under power - thought it was torque steer ,but no, its lane assist.

This is my first car with lane assist and its bloody awful - I presume from this thread that it will just turn itself back on next time I start the car.

I dont really see how this system can be considered a good thing, who needs it?


 
Posted : 16/05/2023 7:54 am
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I dont really see how this system can be considered a good thing, who needs it?

All the folk who are texting as they're driving down the motorway....


 
Posted : 16/05/2023 8:00 am
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I dont really see how this system can be considered a good thing, who needs it?

Those who go around a corner and drift over slightly.


 
Posted : 16/05/2023 8:26 am
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Left-right-left surely should be right-left-right though, unless I’ve misunderstood what you’re referring to?

I am talking about turning right at a junction Look left, then right, then left again to see if it’s safe to go.


 
Posted : 16/05/2023 8:42 am
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We have just got a 22 plate Polo with this function on it, and I had already googled how to switch it off !

We live in the countryside and it always 'tugs' at the steering wheel. It is annoying that you cant switch it off full stop but I can live with it. In 5/6 yrs time this will be the car that our son learns to drive in, and quite frankly I cant see how this feature will help him learn as the car tries to pull him left and right.

Its not an intuitive system to use. In theory you can take your hands off and it will drive itself for a little while, but then it almost appears to give up and not work. IMO it appears to work when you want it least and not when you want it most.

Our other a Merc system is much better, there are 2 buttons on the dash where you can turn off either steering support and or adaptive cruise. The Merc you can easily drive for miles not touching the accelerator or brake, and to some extent steering wheel (although you have to touch it every 30 seconds). That system allows you to indicate and it will change lanes automatically too. I do know one section of motorway where it can be driving itself and it will slam the brakes on for no reason whatsoever, I always remember to disengage it now on that section.

The VAG option looks like meeting the minimum standard necessary to tick a box without making a useful tool. (I wish you could just switch it off) but its not the end of the world.


 
Posted : 16/05/2023 9:31 am
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I dont really see how this system can be considered a good thing, who needs it?

Are you seriously suggesting all drivers are excellent and always pay attention? You. might not need it, but you'll be glad of it when that person coming the other way who was drifting over the line and would've hit you has it.

They do vary in implementation. Hyundai get a lot wrong with their UI but their lane-assist is alright. If you take your hands off the wheel and it activates i.e. you've drifted, it will loudly complain at you but still jerk the wheel, I think for the first time. It loudly complains about a lot, but in this case I think it's justified as not having your hands on the wheel in a corner is a significant issue :). When driving normally it does have its moments but it does ramp up the feedback somewhat rather than suddenly jerking.

It does rather sound as if VW's implementation is poor. I think that if it's now mandatory they will put a bit more effort into the system and perhaps deploy some better AI to analyse the road ahead.

@FunkyDunc I am disappointed that option wasn't specced on my car - it's far too complex to retrofit as well.


 
Posted : 16/05/2023 9:56 am
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@FunkyDunc I am disappointed that option wasn’t specced on my car – it’s far too complex to retrofit as well.

At the time I bought the car I was looking at 5 series or E Class and this was the only car I saw in 6 months that had it as an option, I know I ended up paying quite a premium in the price of the car for it, but it has actually held its value higher too when looking at resale values on WBAC etc. Its been the best driving aid Ive had on a car in terms of taking the stress out of driving.

I dont really see how this system can be considered a good thing, who needs it?

To be fair when I first got my E-Class it felt huge and it did save me from driving in to a car in my blind spot on a roundabout. It steered and braked the car automatically and quite violently, but it definitely saved an impact.

A good system allows you to become very lazy on motorways you can almost drive with your eyes closed. In very heavy motorway traffic where you get that stupid surge to 50mph and then everyone slams on to 5 mph again the Merc already starts to slow itself down before I can see the traffic slowing.

However - as mentioned above if everyone used these systems our motorways would be safer. Even with the ACC set at the minimum gap distance you always get idiots pulling out in the gap in front !

When I get back in analogue cars I do notice the increased workload (stress) of driving. (although as yet I do not trust the VW system)


 
Posted : 16/05/2023 10:33 am
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Ours is audible only, with a single switch to disable. The Toyota hire car I drove in the US was full driverless with radar cruise control and warnings as to when you need to put your hands back on the wheel! Mrs TiRed hates them with a passion. Probably the tugging of the steering wheel. Odd that she loves the adaptive cruise control though. It's a slow march to full driverless.


 
Posted : 16/05/2023 11:55 am
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I once asked my local bus company
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There response was that if they did it the right way round then there buses would be constantly stuck at the stops and they have force the issue by moving.

I've posted this before, but I once had an E-class Merc as a company car (I wasn't particularly important, the policy was that you got allocated whatever was free in the pool and I got lucky with a former director's old motor).

I found that other drivers actively went out of their way to not give you a break. If they saw you coming they'd close up gaps rather than let you out. Indicators just tip the bastards off so they can be more awkward towards you.

So I found myself avoiding indicating, it was the only way I could ever get anywhere (or "make progress" as it were). All the common complaints about large German marques and indicators - it's your own fault, it's a problem of your own making.

Hyundai get a lot wrong with their UI
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It loudly complains about a lot,

I've posted this before also, but I nicknamed my old Hyundai i40 "Crosby" because you couldn't drive 20 yards without it going BING! for some paltry reason like leaving a speck of dust on the passenger seat without the seatbelt fastened.


 
Posted : 16/05/2023 2:11 pm
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Ah, you need a nice new leccy Megane ETech. Nice big actual button to the right of the steering wheel turns lane assist off or on, remembers what you set it to etc. Admittedly doesn't go all the way off but it is very unobtrusive. Makes for a very relaxed drive on dual carriageways when you turn it on together with the adaptive cruise control.

Sounds like the mighty VW group have got it very wrong. I must admit I test drove a VW ID3 and a Cupra Born (I know, I know, same car) before ordering the Megane and it was the UI and lack of actual buttons that put me off them.


 
Posted : 16/05/2023 2:19 pm
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it was the UI and lack of actual buttons that put me off them

Luckily I can't afford a modern car... any vehicle with just menus instead of physical buttons and switches just winds me up.


 
Posted : 16/05/2023 3:01 pm
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Luckily I can’t afford a modern car… any vehicle with just menus instead of physical buttons and switches just winds me up.

My newer car has about four ways of doing the same bloody thing either by using the touch screen, the physical buttons, the steering wheel controls or the touchpad in the centre console. And I still can't find a way to intuitively skip songs, it still takes an age to find the hazard light button and I *always* get the front and rear demister buttons the wrong way around. I think I prefer our 12-year-old Quashqui with its simple controls.


 
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I’ve posted this before also, but I nicknamed my old Hyundai i40 “Crosby” because you couldn’t drive 20 yards without it going BING! for some paltry reason

Do. Not. Get. Bing. Me. Bong. Started. Bingboong.


 
Posted : 16/05/2023 3:25 pm
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😀 We had a test car here a few months ago. The number of warnings was absolutely excruciating.
Told me off for not looking forwards (glanced at the sat nav)
Moving around in the seat (was just moving a bit)
Playing the music too loud (you'll get distracted)
Lane change in some roadworks.
Driving too slowly, driving too fast (still below the limit)

All delivered in horrifically bad english (all the menus were in chinese, with no english option)


 
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Funnily enough (for some reason this has just come back to me), I was out walking my dog a couple of days ago and I got to thinking that we are in a bit of a halfway house at the moment – no truly self-driving cars, but they are doing lots for us. In ten years' time, all cars will be fully self-driving, we'll just get in and be whisked off to wherever we want to go and the whole experience will be a whole less stressful. Until the cars become sentient and start having road-rage.


 
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In ten years’ time, all cars will be fully self-driving, we’ll just get in and be whisked off to wherever we want to go and the whole experience will be a whole less stressful.

Self-driving cars have been "10 years off" for the past 50 years.
They'll still be "10 years off" in another 20 years.

Yes, there'll be a few outliers - little "transport buggy" type things in conference halls and maybe a few big public transport hubs, things like food delivery drones and (possibly) a few "autonomous car" lanes on motorways and maybe things like guided busways as well but otherwise, no chance.


 
Posted : 16/05/2023 4:08 pm
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They’ll still be “10 years off” in another 20 years.

They won't based on my Toyota rental experience. The regulation might be, but not the cars.


 
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The 'ten years' time' prediction was a bit flippant, but in all seriousness, looking at the difference between my 12-year-old car and a new car, I don't think we'll be that far off – the acceleration of technology advances is staggering. My 12-year-old Quashqui was top of the range when new and the limit of its tech was Bluetooth, a decent sound system and 360 reversing cameras (but the definition is appalling and I daren't rely on it). My in-laws' brand-new Sportage (which is a very comparable car being a similar level and is top spec again) has Lane Keep Assistance, Lane Following Assistance (this is slightly different to Lane Keep – it guides the car in the right direction when using the sat-nav), Intelligent Speed Limit Assistance, Blind Spot Collision Avoidance, Parking Collision Avoidance, Remote Parking Assistance – it can't be long before all that is coupled together into a proper self-driving experience.


 
Posted : 16/05/2023 4:48 pm
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My newer car has about four ways of doing the same bloody thing either by using the touch screen, the physical buttons, the steering wheel controls or the touchpad in the centre console. And I still can’t find a way to intuitively skip songs,

Voice control?

looking at the difference between my 12-year-old car and a new car, I don’t think we’ll be that far off

Technology moves apace, but we're a long way off true automation yet. I can't offhand think of a modern car UI that hasn't been ****y in some form of ephemerally annoying way. My previous Civic's adaptive cruise control would shit itself and slam the brakes on if I dared to "undertake" a car ahead which was waiting to turn right.

On the current Seat there's a whole host of issues some of which are actual faults but one of the clearly irritating-by-design is the rear view camera which pops up a sort of radar overlay of the car on the left of the screen; clearly intended for a left-hand drive car, in a RHD car it covers up where the kerb is rendering the entire thing near useless. There's a touchscreen handle the size of a midge's cock that you can use to minimise it out of the way but if you take it out of reverse and re-engage because you're doing something wacky like "parking" then it pops straight back out again.


 
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Voice control?

I haven't actually tried that, but yes the vehicle has it.

And I agree regarding some of the foibles these new systems have (such as my newer car having speed limit assistance that I daren't use as it regularly gets the speed limit wrong, including one instance near where I live where it thinks the speed limit on the main road is 5mph because it thinks the car is in the nearby school car park), but much of the technology is now there and there will be a point when it becomes reliable enough to deploy.


 
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Of course, when you turn it off and get distracted you end up doing this...


 
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My 12-year-old Quashqui was top of the range when new and the limit of its tech was Bluetooth, a decent sound system and 360 reversing cameras (but the definition is appalling and I daren’t rely on it). My in-laws’ brand-new Sportage (which is a very comparable car being a similar level and is top spec again) has Lane Keep Assistance, Lane Following Assistance (this is slightly different to Lane Keep – it guides the car in the right direction when using the sat-nav), Intelligent Speed Limit Assistance, Blind Spot Collision Avoidance, Parking Collision Avoidance, Remote Parking Assistance – it can’t be long before all that is coupled together into a proper self-driving experience.

I don't know how much of this is about 'new' and how much is about 'affordable' though. My friend has a 2007 car with lane-assist, and this Wiki page suggests it was first introduced to cars in the mid-00's. Albeit only to the most very expensive cars. I'm sure it's improved in that time. But it did exist!


 
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Buy a van. When I bought mine new in 2018 you got the basic safety systems, ABS, ESP, etc, but had to choose a model with passenger airbag, A/C, etc.
The only "bing" is that you've left the lights on and no "bongs"


 
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I picked up a VW Golf yesterday for driving at the National RR Champs and was trialling some of the safety tech during the drive to the venue.

The adaptive cruise control is good, the Lane Assist stuff is really annoying. It's like it's constantly scoring you on your driving and occasionally it'll flash up a stern warning to stay in the middle of the lane. It's got quite a noticeable tug on the wheel to keep you straight, it's disconcerting the first time you feel it.

Every time you start the thing - into the menu, disable it all. 🙄


 
Posted : 21/06/2023 8:34 am
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MG4 here. Biggest issue on all reviews. As above - rural roads with often no white line on the left and a ropey one in the middle. Also it always turns on in the highest setting. I've seen some owners set their starting 'noise' to be 'turn the lane assist off'!

That's what I do, get in the car, one physical button to get to settings, toggle lane assist off completely, confirm and go. We've not tried it on the motorway yet. It's a shame as the ACC looks great, but LA is way too intrusive. Hopefully a software upgrade might improve it.


 
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It’s like it’s constantly scoring you on your driving and occasionally it’ll flash up a stern warning to stay in the middle of the lane.

If it's constant, maybe the problem isn't with the car, maybe it's actually your lane discipline 🙂

"I demand the right to weave about and not watch where I am going without being corrected!"

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Posted : 21/06/2023 8:56 am
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If it’s constant, maybe the problem isn’t with the car, maybe it’s actually your lane discipline 🙂

You know how you move slightly right within the lane to overtake a wide lorry or move slightly left to let a motorbike filter through in slow moving traffic?

Yeah, it was all that and it complained bitterly after a while.

Once traffic was free flowing, it did mostly shut up.


 
Posted : 21/06/2023 9:06 am
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Got a modernish Skoda sitting outside (see the ‘signs of getting older’ thread). Has a feature which tries to stop you using the steering wheel when you cross the centre line of the road.

Unless you have the indicators on. I'm guessing you owned an Audi or BMW before?


 
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It does rather sound as if VW’s implementation is poor.

I hired a T-Cross recently and on a motorway, it's not horrible, annoying if you don't signal, but at higher speeds it's just a resistance on the steering wheel. At low speeds it interferes enough to be distracting. Badly painted, or narrow roads where you almost invariably/accidently cross either the central line or a side line really pulls at the steering.

MG4 here.

I was offered an MG before I took the T-Cross above and honestly I don't understand how a car with that any features all competing for your attention alongside multiple graphic displays makes it into a hire fleet. I needed to drive out of Barcelona, and I rejected the car for the first time ever thinking that I just wouldn't have been able to to drive it safely without spending hours just learning the controls first. Combine that with left hand drive, hybrid, and bing-bonging...Nope.


 
Posted : 21/06/2023 9:14 am
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@nickc - mmm the salesfella wanted to spend a hour with Carol explaining how it all worked. Once you get used to it, it's okay - main display tells you everything you need to know, big one on the left mostly fluff except the blooming air con etc which is a prod, poke and hope (no physical controls).

Volume and a few other things on the wheel as well. It's a bit of reclalibration tho every time I drive it coming from my Koraq. But the two things that get me every time are a) not start button, just stick selector to drive and go and b) regenerative braking - it's brilliant but then I get back in my own car and near t-bone the nearest wall 🙂

That lane assist tho can do one.


 
Posted : 21/06/2023 9:23 am
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BMW i4 here. It turns on by default on every start. It's OK on dual carriageway and motorways - a sensible reminder to signal before changing lanes as otherwise is "tugs" the car back into the lane, and a useful safety net should I actually wander out of lane.

On A and B roads though it's rubbish - constantly interfering and trying to steer around bends itself which makes it feel like driving on patchy ice.

I've set up a "shortcut" to turn it off so that just 2 clicks of the iDrive controller turn it off - and have developed the habit of turning it off every time I jump in the car.


 
Posted : 21/06/2023 10:43 am
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A bit annoying but just a single button press when you remember.

My wife said she read it was an EU reg. Didn't happen in the USA in the same model!


 
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On A and B roads though it’s rubbish – constantly interfering and trying to steer around bends itself which makes it feel like driving on patchy ice.

Surely it's only doing that if you drift out of your lane though?


 
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Surely it’s only doing that if you drift out of your lane though?

Who drifts when you are driving? That implies not being in control.

On country B roads where its easier to just cross the centre line rather than stay within lane and straighten out the bends (if safe to do so)

At worst you can straighten the line whilst staying in lane. You dont have to cross the lane for these things to start pulling you back, just get close to them


 
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It also picks up all kinds of stuff on country lanes, such as seams in the tarmac, and frantically starts pushing you over. It's just not designed for minor roads.

Got very upset when I forgot to switch it off the other day in motorway roadworks with narrow lanes, kept picking up the original lane markings...


 
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Got very upset when I forgot to switch it off the other day in motorway roadworks with narrow lanes, kept picking up the original lane markings…

Have to say its not as bad as that in either of our cars

It’s just not designed for minor roads.

Completely agree with that, and that's why I think we will never get to the stage of fully autonomous driving (thank fully).

It could be that some cars have capability to do it on certain roads ie a major road, but then you wouldnt want them mixing with 'manual' cars and vice versa


 
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That might explain why 2 cars on the M62 roadworks suddenly lurched across,  nearly putting those in the inside lane into the hard barrier.

Luckily all of them slammed on.


 
Posted : 21/06/2023 3:15 pm
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Luckily all of them slammed on.

Probably did that automatically too!


 
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Not the cars veering over, the ones they were heading towards.

It looked odd as the offending vehicle drivers immediately pulled their cars back into lane.

I was a few cars back and it looked like when people jerk the wheel to spook another driver into moving over.


 
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Who drifts when you are driving? That implies not being in control.

That was my point. If you stay in the lane then it doesn't kick in.


 
Posted : 21/06/2023 3:31 pm
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It turns on by default on every start.

That's bloody annoying in itself. How hard is it to remember settings? More computing power than the gods damned space shuttle and I've got to do the *ing Macarena every time I get into a car.

The Seat has this fancy profile system where each key has it's own user, it sounds great in theory but it's braindead. As far as I can tell its suite of functionality is to go "hello, [username]" when you get in; remember whether you wanted square or round dials on the dash; and occasionally **** up at random and load the wrong profile.

Back when I had ("bing!") the i40, the auto-hold brake thing defaulted to being switched off. On what planet is "yes, I'd like to roll backwards" a desirable setting, let alone the default behaviour?

I'm a proper technophile but my god, I miss real switches. Remember devices that had power switches which actually controlled the power delivery, so you could switch the *ing thing off when it went tits up? The old joke, "have you tried turning it off and back on again?" Yes, I have, it's too bollocksed to register the "off" button and you've Araldited the case together so I can't get at the sodding battery. So, now what?

We've gone from user-friendly to actively user-hostile and it boils my frozen sausages.


 
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I can't even abide automatic lights in a car, god help me if/when I need a newer car, luckily I like motorbikes & yes despite having lights on all the time, they don't appear to be going down the safety control route that cars do, just abs, traction control & power limiting modes. All the above seems crazy when one safety feature above all would be to limit cars to a maximum as per the other thread & oh yes ditch the infotainment screens.


 
Posted : 21/06/2023 3:39 pm
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All of these extra 'stupid driver' aids just seem an additional expense to go wrong.

Dacia get low Euro NCAP results as they are selling cars without all these 'aids', its the same car underneath but without some of this expensive shoot.

My daughter is learning in a Puma, with hill start assist, clutch assist etc etc. She struggles with the clutch in our Aygo and learning to pull away, despite it being a piece of cake to drive and it copes with lazy gear changes well.


 
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It also picks up all kinds of stuff on country lanes, such as seams in the tarmac, and frantically starts pushing you over. It’s just not designed for minor roads.

It is not just minor roads. We don't have lane assist, just front radar and bongs.
This week it kicked off as mrs_oab drove at 20mph into a coned road works.
Last week it kicked off on our local lane as the hedges need a trim - every 30seconds for about a mile.
In 18 months of owning the car it has bonged usefully properly once - and even then I think I was braking already.

Sh*te doesn't even come close.


 
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extra ‘stupid driver’ aids

Mate, given how many drivers ARE stupid, surely we need all the aid they can get?

ditch the infotainment screens

What do you think happens on those screens? They don't show you movies (when you're driving).

We’ve gone from user-friendly to actively user-hostile

This is objectively not true, and you know it. I'm sure you remember trying to explain how to use Windows 3.0 or GEM or whatever to old people back in the day - I do. Now all I get is the occasional legit question from my Dad (being the same people from back in the day when they weren't even that old then) about something like cloud storage delivered via WhatsApp.


 
Posted : 21/06/2023 3:55 pm
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I can’t even abide automatic lights in a car, god help me if/when I need a newer car

Automatic lights are an essential safety feature as many drivers are just too thick to realise that when its dark you need to put lights on.

Now automatic dimming and cornering headlights are a must for me, or at least they make life so much easier living in the country. I just leave it on auto lights and full beam on all the time and the car dips the headlights automatically as and when necessary. They make a nice light pattern when they start up, and the curtain of light that moves as you drive along is quite intoxicating to watch


 
Posted : 21/06/2023 3:58 pm
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All of these extra ‘stupid driver’ aids just seem an additional expense to go wrong.

It seems all too often that they're great ideas implemented really badly. Like I mentioned before, the reversing camera overlay is probably great in a LHD vehicle but no-one thought to change it for a RHD model. The lane assist (ooh, back on topic!) for me is a misstep because even somewhere straight-forward like a motorway it takes a piss-poor lane position and I wonder suddenly now whether that's the same problem.

On the other hand, the more mature technology like auto lights and brake hold work well IME. Other than in poverty-spec hire cars (or when someone else has been buggering about) I don't think I've had to touch a headlights switch since back when I was driving a 1985-plate Ford Escort.


 
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Implementations vary (as I say, mine's alright) but there's also an element of just learning to deal with it, on the basis that it might save your life one day either on your car or someone else's. I know I don't drive perfectly all the time, and I actually feel safer in my car with the driving aids. And no, I don't drive it deliberately recklessly because of that...

There's one spot on the way into town that confuses our car. But it just tugs the wheel, and I just tug back and we continue down the right path.


 
Posted : 21/06/2023 4:22 pm
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On A and B roads though it’s rubbish – constantly interfering and trying to steer around bends itself which makes it feel like driving on patchy ice.

Surely it’s only doing that if you drift out of your lane though?

sadly not - it picks up on the curve of the road just ahead and tries to steer, even when dead central within the lane. It doesn’t steer well enough that you can just leave the car to it like in a full self-drive, it’s just enough to annoy the driver.

I did test drive a Tesla which was capable of steering itself quite impressively - it drove itself through a village and along a country road impeccably, I just had to keep my hand on the wheel otherwise it warned and then slowed down to a stop.

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It turns on by default on every start.

That’s bloody annoying in itself. How hard is it to remember settings?

It’s not that it can’t, it is actively designed to do this - part of either NCAP or EU (or both?) rules. I think that manufacturers only get to score NCAP points for systems that can’t be turns off permanently, hence they have to deliberately come each time the car is started. EU rules are either in place or coming along soon, not sure which.


 
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This is objectively not true, and you know it.

Not in all cases, no, of course not. But it is in many and it feels like it's getting worse.

I do like a big flashy electronic dash but I'm increasingly of the mind that a touchscreen has no place in a vehicle. Remember when you could change radio stations by pressing [1] or [2] from muscle memory, rather than switching out of the satnav, opening the radio app, swiping through to scroll to the station you want and crashing into the now stationary car in front? It's no wonder we need sodding driver aids, we've made simple tasks a pain in the ass.

Another example. The ATM round the corner. It gives you the options [cash only | cash with receipt | check balance]. Cash only please. "Do you want to check your balance before you proceed?" No, otherwise I'd have pressed the ducking "check balance" option wouldn't I. "Would you like a receipt?" Argh! Pointless pointless bloody duplicated questions that take an eon to work through on a system which is like wading through molasses whilst telling me three times that it's charging me £1.65 to draw out a ****ing tenner and is that OK because that's another goddamn confirmation button and I'm standing here growing a beard and gods help you if there's a queue because you'll invariably be behind some absolute hatstand doing their annual finances across six cards.

I swear the people who design this garbage never actually have to use it. The handheld scanners at Tesco had an interface refresh a couple of months back. When you ding the till it asks "was there anything you couldn't scan? [Yes|No]" Except with the update, "yes" and "no" have switched places from the earlier design. WHO THE ACTUAL FRANK THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?! First against the wall when I'm in charge.


 
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I think that manufacturers only get to score NCAP points for systems that can’t be turns off permanently, hence they have to deliberately come each time the car is started.

My point in part was the opposite - it automatically switched things of.


 
Posted : 21/06/2023 4:32 pm
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TBH with DRL's I see more drivers stupid enough to drive round at night with those on only, and the rear lights off as they think the lights are on. Many cars have a dial for auto and manual.

The world is full of stupid drivers, but its not getting better with those relying on the tech.


 
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I have never driven a lane assist car, what happens if you gaffa taped over the sensor? Would it go batshit?


 
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I’m increasingly of the mind that a touchscreen has no place in a vehicle

I 100% agree with this. No tactile feedback means you have to look at it whilst using it - properly dangerous stuff. A reason to choose a BMW i4 was that this is all controllable via the iDrive controller - much better but apparently future versions are focussing more on the screen and BMW plan to not fit the iDrive controller in future vehicles. Arghhhhh.

In WW2 it was identified that many crashes happened due to pilots activating the wrong switch, so they were changed to all feel different - saved many crashes apparently - see link below.

Cars have been pretty good for this feature until recently - now touchscreens are actively re-introducing this failure mode and worse

https://uxdesign.cc/pilot-error-and-the-shape-of-things-to-come-2128d6c6bcb1?gi=a1a4b2751894


 
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I have never driven a lane assist car, what happens if you gaffa taped over the sensor? Would it go batshit?

I expect it'd sit there dinging at you. This is the way.

I've had variations of lane assist in cars for well over a decade. I've yet to see one you can't switch off. But maybe that's coming as Whatgoesup says.


 
Posted : 21/06/2023 4:40 pm
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One of the reasons I like my 20 year old car. Has sat nav I've been able to update, reversing camera etc, but the screen isn't touch. I can do everything by pressing one of two big buttons and a few smaller ones by touch, no need to look at the screen. I don't like the Mrs car's touch screen as you've got to look at it to press it.


 
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TBH with DRL’s I see more drivers stupid enough to drive round at night with those on only, and the rear lights off as they think the lights are on. Many cars have a dial for auto and manual.

Riddle me this,

Outside of, say, police cars, why do headlights have any settings at all other than "auto" and "on"? There's a logic to turning off some assist systems in exceptional conditions but under what circumstance might you think "it's really dark, best turn my lights off"?


 
Posted : 21/06/2023 4:49 pm
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In general I quite like all the safety features/tech, on the Kodiaq but the lane assist gets switched off on rural roads, too much of a liability. Rear collision assist is a pain too when reversing in a car park and cars passing on nearby road (on the other side of a wall or barrier) car stamps on the brakes making you look like a clutch-incompetent driver. Also had the front braking radar fail early in its life (warranty job thank god) resulting in the Kodiaq, fully loaded for holidays, standing hard on the brake at 130kph on a French Peage. Literally, 130 to 0 in the middle of the carriage way. Thanks god nobody behind me, absolutely terrifying. Did this a couple of times before I realised it was reacting erroneously to the grey speed camera boxes…. Then went into fault mode!


 
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I've just had the misfortune to drive a brand new Renault Megane rental car in holiday. EVERY SINGLE TIME me or Mrs Vlad got in the car to drive, it would behave differently in terms of whose phone it would connect to, whether or not we'd be able to stream BBC Sounds or YT Music or a podcast (and from which phone) and/or whether the driving directions we input on either phones Google Maps would actually display as intended on the cars nice large display (and whether the driving directions would play through the cars audio system or whether we'd have to listen thru the phones tinny speakers)

From a UX POV, it was hateful...and made much worse as the car would take over control of the phone once the car door was opened. You can't even override by switching off the Bluetooth on the phone as the car overrides that.  So, you can't sit in the car and plot the route on your phone before setting off...you have to do all the plotting before opening the car door. Madness!

This Renault was my first experience of a "modern" car during experience - my own car (5 yr old Subaru Forester) is too old to have any of this complexity.

(In fairness to the Renault, the lane assist was fine once I realized what was happening)


 
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Riddle me this,

Outside of, say, police cars, why do headlights have any settings at all other than “auto” and “on”? There’s a logic to turning off some assist systems in exceptional conditions but under what circumstance might you think “it’s really dark, best turn my lights off”?

Quite agree.

And tell me this - who in a European car safety meeting decided to legislate for front only DRL's? Thankfully a few companies are sensible enough to do both front and rear, or like our car you can re-programme to do both.


 
Posted : 21/06/2023 5:11 pm
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Month old BMW iX3 and thankfully all the safety interventions can be adjusted or turned off and the settings are remembered.
Turn off too many though and you get an angry red ring on one of the dash buttons

Auto steer turned off, but the steering wheel rumble left on but no noise, that keeps it green. Also only turns on above 40. Kept on, it kept trying to steer me into incoming traffic on narrow roads.
Proper hard buttons for heater and programmable shortcut buttons. Never need to use the I-drive on the move.

Systems not perfect though. Collision detector can’t tell tbe car in front is indicating to take a slip road. If their car starts to slow and I ease off, mine doesn’t know it’ll be in another lane before I get too close and brakes a bit too hard for my liking. Easy way round is to keep power on but that can close gap too much. Have tried turning the setting to their latest intervention setting but still a bit eager. Same if a car overtaking me pulls in a bit soon. Car panic brakes even though other car is going faster than I am.


 
Posted : 21/06/2023 6:32 pm
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I swear the people who design this garbage never actually have to use it.

I used to drive 30000 km a year (commuting) in a car i'd designed quite a lot of, and another 15-20000 actively testing...

I'm down to about 30000 a year now as i'm doing less of both.

I'm even driving prototype software at the moment.


 
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It’s clearly @mert s fault. Let’s get him lads…


 
Posted : 21/06/2023 10:09 pm
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brakes a bit too hard for my liking

You can adjust how hard mine brakes.

However, if I see a car slowing and I don't want the car to slow, I just disengage cruise and I can then control the car. The actual collision avoidance thing only kicks in in an actual emergency when you're going to hit - that's not the same thing as adaptive cruise.

@mert is this thread valuable feedback for you? 🙂


 
Posted : 21/06/2023 10:29 pm
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I have never driven a lane assist car, what happens if you gaffa taped over the sensor?

Minor alert and system disabled.

Vauxhall FWIW. Overall, The lane assist system is generally minimally intrusive.

YMMV.


 
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...the curtain of light that moves as you drive along is quite intoxicating to watch

Figurative I hope 🙂


 
Posted : 22/06/2023 8:17 am
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However, if I see a car slowing and I don’t want the car to slow, I just disengage cruise and I can then control the car. The actual collision avoidance thing only kicks in in an actual emergency when you’re going to hit – that’s not the same thing as adaptive cruise.

Not in my car. Even with cruise control off, unless I’m actively accelerating the car will intervene if it thinks I’m getting too close. Not emergency stop type braking but still more than it needs. The way you do it is the way always have as well, but new car don’t like it. Coasting or even steady throttle and it still slows


 
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So essentially you disagree with the car about how close is too close? Without seeing your driving, that could be either you or the car in the wrong 🙂

Is it configurable? I have a setting to change for that, I also have a steering wheel button that adjusts how close it should be when using automatic cruise/queue creeping.


 
Posted : 22/06/2023 9:44 am
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 If you stay in the lane then it doesn’t kick in.

Strong wind was enough to push the T-Roc I rented far enough in it's lane to activate the lane assist. Maybe a rare thing, but it is intrusive when it doesn't need to be.

ditch the infotainment screens

I had to rent a car recently and the MG they offered me had a dash so complex that I honestly thought that I wouldn't be safe to drive with it in an unfamiliar busy city like Barcelona, so I rejected it. First time ever. It had moving displays with yellow and green dashes for when the hybrid was on or off, a massive touch screen telly in the central dash, it was overwhelming.


 
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Cougar

Riddle me this,

Outside of, say, police cars, why do headlights have any settings at all other than “auto” and “on”? There’s a logic to turning off some assist systems in exceptional conditions but under what circumstance might you think “it’s really dark, best turn my lights off”?

Thick fog.


 
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