[Closed] Knitting (NSFW)

Awww, She's so brave.

Is she knitting a scarf, or a muff.....

Wtf is a "perfomance craftivist"

Plus at least you'd think she'd make something useful, not a bandage that needs a wash.

I really want attention, but I have no skills. I know! I'll shove a ball of wool up my mimsy and knit a scarf! Insta-fame!

A fishy smelling scarf that took 28 days to knit...WTF! 😯

Anything on mumsnet yet ?

JoeG - LOLz 🙂
Exactly what I was going to write.

The wool in use never actually touches her vagina though it spools from the middle... Still odd

I don't get it

At 1m05s it looks like she may have pulled at least one ball of wool from her ass.

Dirty.

Country Classics Fish Scarf - for when you [i]want[/i] to be attacked by seagulls.

But seriously, Bigrich nailed it - zero talent and a desperate need for attention.

That is just plain odd.

I really want attention, but I have no skills.

Well you've come to the right place. 🙂

In his next video Ed Oxley is going to knit a motor bike out of his.

wtf!?

I think their are better ways of "making informed decisions" about your body.

When it comes to "being a lemming" I'm in with the crowd that doesn't insert wool into orifices. And it's not because they have been miss-informed.

Good fun to watch though. Thanks OP.

**** me. She is bonkers.

Knitting through that time of month is a bit keen.

How does she pee?

[quote=organic355 ]How does she pee?

the urinary tract is not actually inside the vaginal cavity.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=basic+female+anatomy

The internet is a very strange place indeed.

Reminds me of this

Ah, Australian culture at its finest...

Sounds like a bunch of awkward and uncomfortable teenage boys taking the piss out of something they don't understand. You're just the kind of people she is aiming her performance at, it's just a shame that she over-estimated you.

still laughing at organic355's comment...

Rachel

"The wool is wet and you have to yank at it"

:vomitsmiley:

Three_Fish - Member

What an excellent name for someone defending a woman who knits a scarf out of her chuff

And to think that boring video woman won the Turner Prize last night. They obviously didn't know about the Volvoknitter.

Words
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Fail
Me.
😯

[i]a woman who knits a scarf out of her chuff [/i]

although not literally.

How does she pee?

Female Anatomy fail

Sounds like a bunch of awkward and uncomfortable teenage boys taking the piss out of something they don't understand.

You sound like an awkward sixth form art student so keen on being edgy and artistic, that they will "appreciate" anything.

You're just the kind of people she is aiming her performance at, it's just a shame that she over-estimated you.

By the sound of it, You're the kind of person she is aiming her "performance" at.

And it looks like she underestimated you perfectly.

Wonder if she like to do a duet piece with me using my knob as a bobbin?

Mmmm perfect for a cold winters morning walk to work, wrap the scarf around your neck and chin then realise you've got a bit of human black pudding entwined in it, breakfast on the move

How does she pee?

I suspect into a series of unlikely containers whist videoing herself.

She clearly misunderstood the words 'work to end' on her knitting pattern.

As for the intention to shock, it's not even that effective really, just slightly ridiculous and worthy of mild sympathy. We had 'The Vagina Monologues' 15 years ago, this is just old hat (or ****).

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For a limited period*, she's actually tampon knitting.

My pussy loves a ball of wool but would stop short of ingesting it.

*SWIDT

If performance art is your thing, my daughter found this rather compelling video:

Houns - Member
Mmmm perfect for a cold winters morning walk to work, wrap the scarf around your neck and chin then realise you've got a bit of human black pudding entwined in it, breakfast on the move

ben - how can someone look so miserable while doing something so much fun?
Artists: Taking themselves too seriously since the days Vincent cut his ear off.

i'm more interested to ask just what bencooper was searching for when he came across this. or what his daughter made of it. mine always liked this sort of vidiocy better tham me.

still i'm inspired - i'm off to craftivise something about ulcerative colitis

or maybe i'll make one of these
http://jimmyteens.tv/2013/06/12/how-to-cook-a-bristol-stool-tart/

[i]If performance art is your thing, my daughter found this rather compelling video[/i]

You should see how Casey Jenkins blows up balloons.

i'm more interested to ask just what bencooper was searching for when he came across this. or what his daughter made of it.

My daughter found the balloon video - she hasn't seen the knitting video, though she's probably find that very funny. I found it because I use Flipboard to keep an eye on cycling/environmental stuff and it popped up on there.

Someone has to ask..

WTF where you searching for when you found that?!?!

tonto, well played.

bencooper - Member
I found it because I use Flipboard to keep an eye on cycling/environmental stuff and it popped up on there.

obviously linked to different types of cycle and mental. . . .

This is much more up my street

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ha ha - but (in true stw pedant style)those tortoise covers are crocheted not knitted.

I think this Vice article just about covers it.

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/im-sick-of-pretending-i-dont-get-art

what an absolute rotter

well she's no natural blonde, is she...

and the scaggy scarf? with red bits! sod receiving that for christmas.

what can a yoghurt pot do in two weeks that Australia hasn't achieved in two hundred years?

grow its own culture.

[i]I think this Vice article just about covers it.

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/im-sick-of-pretending-i-dont-get-art [/i]

That's a funny article!

I found some funny stuff on an art website when trying to find what else Casey Jenkins has done (nothing).

This is art:
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and [url= http://beautifuldecay.com/2013/08/26/portraits-of-women-as-everyday-objects-question-gender-roles/ ]these[/url] - brilliant! 😆

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She is clearly doing important work (see 'Art' - one of the best episodes of [i]Spaced[/i], ever).

that lady is weird

This piece deals with themes of "making kids who have been dragged to the exhibition even more pissed off than they already were by presenting them with something that would be ****ing awesome to play on, but that they're not allowed to touch

and [url= http://beautifuldecay.com/2013/08/26/portraits-of-women-as-everyday-objects-question-gender-roles/ ]these[/url] - brilliant! 😆

Oh my word... I think this one's my favourite:

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It's almost too subtle as a statement on women's roles.. really makes you think.. 😆

Three_Fish - Member
Sounds like a bunch of awkward and uncomfortable teenage boys taking the piss out of something they don't understand. You're just the kind of people she is aiming her performance at, it's just a shame that she over-estimated you.

She lost me in about the first 10 seconds when she was talking about how scary people find the vulva. Frankly after that the scarf seemed totally sensible. Aaah ****, a wild vagina, leg it before it eats us!

Northwind - if only I'd read that advice when I was about 16......

Reminds me of a Live art installation I helped with. Used Panty liners stuck to the wall. Man the Risk assessments!!. (Basically we made the artist install and deinstall herself.)

its like a wizards sleeve.

I've just worked out where she got the idea...

Well, today has been full of surprises, no sign of it ending here!! 😯

Adds a whole new meaning to fisherman's knit!

I suppose it distracts from looking at her beautiful face.

I'm suprised there has been no mention of her legs, or did nobody notice them.

I'm suprised there has been no mention of her legs, or did nobody notice them.

There were other distractions!!

EDIT: I had to watch it again check the legs, thanks Rich, the ound was on this time too 😯

I like the balloon one.

If she could actually knit with her fanny that would be a skill!

I'm sure there was a woman in Bangkok that could do that....

Anyone for table-tennis?