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Dropped a mince pie then trod on it.
Was annoyed.
got home from sainburys and began to unpack the shopping from my rucksack only to discover the carton of milk was leaking over everything 😯 was annoyed. I swore a lot.
You should have cried, just to stick it to the man.
One of my cupboard doors fell off again, six months ago. I have not put it back on yet. 😐
We've lost the little paring knife.
Youngest panthercub's been using the handles of the drawer unit as a ladder to climb on to the worktop to gain illicit access to the biscuit cupboard again. Only a matter of time before he snaps off another one.
#ragin'
Our kitchen contains an angry racist tortoise.
I tripped over the cat with a glass of red wine in my hand. Looks like a scene from Dexter in there
I thought this was a typo for an immediate rematch of Klitchko Fury! 😆
Class war rages on....
I keep putting the Tommy K in the cupboard.
Middle class wife removes it and puts it in the fridge.
The Houmous was out of date. The horror.
(technical middle class 😉 )
Found I'd run out of ****ing Fenugreek Seeds. For christs sake - what kind of a ****ing idiot lets himself run low on such stock cupboard essentials?*
*it's ok, I know the answer.
The strip light is on the blink, sometimes it comes on right away, sometimes it takes ten or fifteen seconds. Incandescent (me, not the strip light).
*it's ok, I know the answer
Dismiss the housekeeper?
I keep putting the Tommy K in the cupboard.
Middle class wife removes it and puts it in the fridge.
How on earth did you end up married? Surely no relationship can survive that?!
How on earth did you end up married? Surely no relationship can survive that?!
I decanted McDonalds sachets into a crystal bowl until after the weddin' 😉
We ran out of quinoa, had to make do with brown rice instead. Bad times.
Mince pie?
Homophobe!
Why would you keep the ketchup in the cupboard (once open, obviously)? Do you also store other conventionally refrigerated items such as milk in there?
Mince pie?Homophobe!
Could be worse.
Why would you keep the ketchup in the cupboard
It's gonna kick off big-time now - sort out Best Before vs Use By whilst you're at it.
keep putting the Tommy K in the cupboard.
Middle class wife removes it and puts it in the fridge
To be fair I'd want to smash the bottle over your head for calling it "Tommy K", before we even get to storage issues.
To be fair I'd want to smash the bottle over your head for calling it "Tommy K", before we even get to storage issues.
Sounds like a high falutin [i]glass[/i] bottle right there!
fionap - MemberWhy would you keep the ketchup in the cupboard (once open, obviously)? Do you also store other conventionally refrigerated items such as milk in there?
In my house the tomato sauce lasts about 37 seconds, so doesn't make it to any storage space. We have to stop the kids squirting it directly into their mouths.
(We actually keep it in the cupboard with other sauces. No need to refrigerate because of the acidity.)
Why would you keep the ketchup in the cupboard (once open, obviously)? Do you also store other conventionally refrigerated items such as milk in there?
Ketchup in the cupboard....it doesn't go off it's mostly sugar/vinegar which are preservatives. Do you keep your honey in the fridge?!
Sounds like a high falutin glass bottle right there!
And I bet you call it "red sauce". If so, I shall pummel you to death with this;
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All our lettuce has gone soggy.
And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
While knocking up some Bombay potatoes (that's an Oirishman's favourite side dish right there 😀 ) earlier I got hit in the eye by a jumping mustard seed. There was much sweariness.
Do you also store other conventionally refrigerated items such as milk in there?
Ketchup in the cupboard, milkshake in the yard. Easy.
Surly all 'Sauces' are home made per meal requirement.
😆 😆 😆 njee 😆 😆 😆
Including painting it'll be 2 weeks to get our kitchen ripped out and replaced, gas man coming on weds so at least we can stop eating microwave food
Getting kitchen fury indeed
I'd want to smash the bottle over your head for calling it "Tommy K"
Be my guest. It's not going to hurt...
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