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Right, someone who was a guest in the house put this on. I do not understand. While the said guest shivers outside in the rain can anyone explain this me? starting with, WTF? moving on to Huh? and finishing with eh?


 
Posted : 25/08/2012 6:26 pm
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I remember his big brother jhon, got shot in new york 🙁


 
Posted : 25/08/2012 6:30 pm
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cannot explain why a grown man would pretend to be such an embarrassingly unfunny ar..hole!
it beggars belief


 
Posted : 25/08/2012 6:31 pm
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cannot explain why a grown man would pretend to be such an embarrassingly unfunny ar..hole!
it beggars belief

Indeed it does, but I can't help thinking it's made him a fair few pennies


 
Posted : 25/08/2012 6:33 pm
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Apparently he has a FILM out? a FILM, 130 minutes, of I presume, him not being hung drawn and quartered.


 
Posted : 25/08/2012 6:35 pm
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LEGEND


 
Posted : 25/08/2012 6:46 pm
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While I found some of Leigh Francis characters funny in Bo Selecta Keith Lemon was the one I couldn't get. Just found that character unfunny.


 
Posted : 25/08/2012 6:46 pm
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Keith Lemon is class, although i'm not so keen on Lemon La Vida Loca. Hes funniest on Keith Lemons One Night Stand and Keith Lemons Very Brilliant World Tour. Check em out 😀 ROFL x infinity


 
Posted : 25/08/2012 6:52 pm
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Potato.

About the only thing of his I find funny.


 
Posted : 25/08/2012 6:53 pm
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Neither Lemon or Bo Selecta are funny,


 
Posted : 25/08/2012 6:53 pm
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But please spell his name correctly. For 45 years people have spelled my name Kieth....its K E I T H....rant over..


 
Posted : 25/08/2012 6:59 pm
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Indeed it does, but I can't help thinking it's made him a fair few pennies

True, but very disturbing!!!


 
Posted : 25/08/2012 7:00 pm
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I think the correct phrase is pooing pound coins


 
Posted : 25/08/2012 7:07 pm
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Is it really the same guy as bo selecta? I was thinking it was like BS v2.0, only a little shitter.

Only funny bit of BS was the bear which was a good idea, and quite funny in how it was executed... could have been better though. Rest of it made me want to punch kittens in the face...

'guest' is starting to whine about needing somewhere to sleep...


 
Posted : 25/08/2012 7:15 pm
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funny funny man 😆


 
Posted : 25/08/2012 7:17 pm
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cannot explain why a grown man would pretend to be such an embarrassingly unfunny ar..hole!
it beggars belief
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I bet all those people who don't like him are boring stuck up middle class ar..holes!
The guys a legend!


 
Posted : 25/08/2012 8:05 pm
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He's much more entertainin than anything on The only way is whatever town it is this week.


 
Posted : 25/08/2012 8:39 pm
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Marmite, I suppose.


 
Posted : 25/08/2012 8:59 pm
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You're a generous chap. If a guest put that on my TV I'd be forced to beat them to death with the TV before replacing the now polluted TV. Utter Dross.


 
Posted : 25/08/2012 9:15 pm
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Used to enjoy celebrity juice, but he's wearing a bit thin now.


 
Posted : 25/08/2012 9:19 pm
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I bet all those people who don't like him are boring stuck up middle class ar..holes!
The guys a legend!

I'm dreadfully dull and middle class and think he's a funny as hell.


 
Posted : 25/08/2012 9:43 pm
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Sneaks in out of the rain, and says POTATO in a stiff upper lip manner.

Phnar phnar


 
Posted : 25/08/2012 11:42 pm
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guess I'm a boring stuck up middle class arsehole then.

Rather that than watch that mind rotting pish.


 
Posted : 26/08/2012 7:56 am
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'guest' is starting to whine about needing somewhere to sleep...

Are we to take it that they are not "your" guest?

Did s/he find a Travel Lodge?


 
Posted : 26/08/2012 8:23 am
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I bet all those people who don't like him are boring stuck up middle class ar..holes!
The guys a legend!

pussywillow
I'm not middle class (deffo working class)and certainly not stuck up. Dont think i'm boring, but could be. Anyway he's not a legend - people like Ali, Errol Flynn, Churchill, King Arthur etc are legends


 
Posted : 26/08/2012 8:50 am
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About the only thing more annoying than that idiot Lemon is the incorrect use of the word 'legend' to describe him, or anyone else for that matter.


 
Posted : 26/08/2012 9:13 am
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agreed ^.

oh and not to mention Neil Armstrong (as if we haven't heard that enough in the last 2 frickin days) ;d


 
Posted : 26/08/2012 9:13 am
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No if I'm honest they were out in the metaphorical cold. though they were threatened with actual outside and rain, not my guest specifically [not any more].

Still not sure what it actually was but it goes on the list with all reality TV, Michael Macintyre and Alistair Stewart.


 
Posted : 26/08/2012 9:15 am
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Early Bo Selecta (mel b/craaaaaaaaaaaig david, Micky J)were off the chart.


 
Posted : 26/08/2012 9:59 am
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Lee Francis is a mountain biker. I saw him at Hamsterley once, seemed like a nice, normal guy and rides an Elsworth.


 
Posted : 26/08/2012 10:11 am
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agreed ^.

oh and not to mention Neil Armstrong (as if we haven't heard that enough in the last 2 frickin days) ;d

he only died yesterday.

Back to Lemon - he gets to grope Holly Willabooby and Fern - not a bad way to get paid.


 
Posted : 26/08/2012 10:13 am
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About the only thing more annoying than that idiot Lemon is the incorrect use of the word 'legend' to describe him, or anyone else for that matter.
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Oooh u snob!


 
Posted : 26/08/2012 1:05 pm
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A snob or a POTATO snob?

Please confirm.


 
Posted : 26/08/2012 1:16 pm
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Well i'm fine with that.


 
Posted : 26/08/2012 1:25 pm
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Leigh Francis is a pretty good comedian - unfortunately he's decided to sell out. Can't blame him, obviously big bucks on offer, but a shame nontheless.


 
Posted : 26/08/2012 7:25 pm
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shatiiiiiiinnnnnnnngg

Funny in small doses.
Unfortunately ITV have done their usual thing of taking one of their once in a blue moon successes and pumped us with it til our eyes fell out.


 
Posted : 26/08/2012 7:50 pm

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