[Closed] Kids sports day.. dads race

It was the Mums' race at our local primary school that got out of hand; many of them turned up in lycra and took it rather seriously. Mate of mine got deliberately tripped in the Dads' race and was furious.

Paul (Dads' race winner)

A friend of ours is a bit of a track star.

Her daughter started a nice school a few years ago and they have a mum's race at schools sports day which has a reputation for being pretty competitive between a few of the mums. She decided to do the race in fancy dress, both the make the kids laugh and save any embarrassment which may be caused by her annihilating the field at her daughter's new school. Everyone was expecting her to win, so this was a nice leveller in her eyes, to keep the competition alive and the day fun.

Apparently there was uproar from some of the other mum's, claiming that she was making a mockery of the race! 😆 The "officials" asked that she take off the fancy dress. She raced anyway and left everyone standing, then faced further criticism from the same mum's that her behaviour spoiled a race with "lots of history".

Primary school sports day! People are mad.

Too many fell runners live around here for it to be fun. It was like the starting grid to Wolf's Pit Fell Race for mum's and dad's race, for a fun run of 50m - barking mad I tell 'ee.

I ran barefoot and was asked what the point was if I wasn't going to take it seriously - seriously!! 😯

My advice - either go full out to win by a country mile or make it obvious you will not take it seriously and enjoy it.

Do NOT do it.

Several years back I lined up for the Dad's race and they whipped out slings. We were then tied to the Dad next to us and it was morphed into a three legged race. I was tied to Captain Fat Knacker who was determined to win. I fell after 5 metres, but he carried on, dragging me to the line and pulling all sorts of ligaments and muscles in the process. We came last, it took me weeks to recover. I told the kids from that moment on "never again".

I'm 45, but reasonably fit. I thought I should give the day's race a go, just to show my son I'm up for it. I came either last or second last, with no excuses. I can't believe how fast those gus went. All wearing their work clothes. I've never been tempted again.

Brilliant thread, our kids are starting primary next year. being a runner I secretly want to annihilate the field 😈

Excellent thread! DavidB you have brightened up my morning 🙂

We had a party a few weeks ago and all the dads from my daughters class were there;

Two of the dads are footballers, another dad played college football in the US and another one plays basketball at a high standard, there was hardly a fat middle aged IT worker amongst them. I'm going to get my arse handed to me on a plate!

I turned up with spikes and a set of blocks (i knew the school would not have any ) and this was frowned upon!. Nah avoid like the plague IMO no win situation, come first and youve taken it to seriously come last and you are not trying!. sit back and maintain a mocking smile whilst "injured" its for the best. 🙂

I went to one where all the other dads cheated by grabbing hold of clothes and pushing people over. It was only a 100m sprint and I just jogged along at the back because I've never been a sprinter but there was some real nasty stuff going on. After the race finished a couple of guys complained about the cheating so a further race was planned but this one would be long distance. About a mile I reckon

I crossed the line first (again, at a jog) , stopped and turned around to see most of the rest of the blokes either walking in pain or bent over being sick 😉 so there's a lesson for you there. Try and encourage the teachers to make it long distance.

Are we talking senior schools here? My kid's primary school sportsdays are always during working hours, so I don't get to go 🙁

Same here DezB. Always mid-week too. If they made them on a Friday afternoon, I could be there.

I'm worried about what'll happen to me when it's my turn for this...

Primary school dads race were ok when I was a younger dad as I won it three years on the trot .Luckily at the school my youngest went to they didnt have dads races!

WIN! YOU MUST WIN AT ALL COSTS!!!

MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

Remember to keep it smooth 🙂

DezB, freddyg +1. Preferably on a Friday afternoon... and after sneeky pub lunch!! I'm defo faster after a pint 🙂

sportsdays are always during working hours, so I don't get to go

You don't get any holidays at work? It's one of those things that I wouldn't want to miss so am happy to take leave for it if needs be.

I only just made it last year due to working away but got to the school in time to see her win her race, awfully dusty those school playing fields.

Anything other than 100% effort will result in your kids failing their education, probably....

The approved technique is to stand around looking casual at the start. Don't be the first to dash off at the gun, keep it casual. Then pile through from the back of the field to 'just' win as you cross the line.

On holiday a couple of years ago in Teignmouth there was a sports/activity day on the beach. It was really well organized with footy matches/rounders/kids running races/best sandcastle etc etc … I of course got roped into the dad’s race.

Let me paint you the scene …. all the dads are sizing each other up and some, me included, are having a quick stretch knowing that it’s easy to hurt yourself in these situations… as we settled into our self made starting blocks of sand for the start, a hush descended over the massed crowds, the tension was palpable (a little artistic license there) and the organizers .... handed out skipping ropes !!!

Brilliant

No injuries, no macho winner. no agro…. Just a blooming good laugh.

I was gutted I had a tenner on myself to win 😀

Sounds to me like the OP doesn't rate his chances and is already making excuses!
The trick is to make it look like you're not making an effort - stealth mode.

Maybe put in some practice sprints a few weeks leading up to the day. In secret of course - don't even let the wife know as women talk and you don't want this getting back to the playground. Obviously, if you have to Strava them to monitor your training - tick the private box.

Last year, I turned up in a footie shirt and some craghopper shorts with some Asics on but not proper running shoes. The clothing suggested casual but thought had gone into it - zipped pockets and light footwear with a semi fitted top.

You're aiming for mid pack really so you look like you're not competitive but still beat any of the dads who your kid is really friends with. You need to assert dominance over those parents that you see on a regular basis. You'll always gonna have those "teenage pregnancy" dads of 20-22 who you will never beat so don't get too hung up on it.....

Our kid's school is fairly big so there were 3 races for dads. I milled around to get into a decent race where I was against my boy's best friend's dad and a few fat knackers. Got out the blocks fairly quickly and came through with a faster finish where others were fading. Ended up finishing 5th out of about 11 beating my main target by a couple of places.

Dominance asserted and the boy had a few bragging rights in the playground. Job done.

I was at a school sports day last week

No parent races - suits me

Heard one mum say that she'd complained to the organiser that her kids were being deprived of watching their mum win 😯 😆

It's my daughters nursery sports day today, will there be a dads race?

[i]You don't get any holidays at work? It's one of those things that I wouldn't want to miss so am happy to take leave for it if needs be.[/i]

Well, I would too - if I got advanced notice!

[i]Well, I would too - if I got advanced notice! [/i]

Its on the school calendar here, from the beginning of the year.

Yeah, just checked the web site - calendar goes up to Sept 2012.

Only one I've done was in my work shoes, leather sole

there was about 5 yards between the finish line and a hawthorn hedge 🙁

there was about 5 yards between the finish line and a hawthorn hedge

Are you saying you lack commitment?

Are you saying you lack commitment?

Get your war face on

+1 for take some blocks...also ask where the crate is for your gear

With the amount of single mums at our school, i may win by default 😕

No sexism in France, men and women run together, Madame won.

I've been to one of these at my kids nursery sports day. I didn't really know what to expect beforehand and turned up in work clothes and leather shoes.

The mum's race went first and it looked fast. The face was fairly close as the usual Olympian bobsleigh mum wasn't there. Then it was the dad's race. I noted that most dads had gone for the subtle "normal clothes but running shoes" look, but some were fully ready in shorts and t-shirt on what was quite a breezy and cool day. Hmmm more serious than I thought. Anyway I got a bad start, but came through for 3rd I think. My kids were a bit disappointed, but it wasn't a total embarrassment. I'm going to aim for this kind of mid-table mediocrity for future sports days and hopefully never raise the expectation of a win for my kids whilst not being too embarrassing.

Its a fine line.

Slightly OT, but i'm in charge of the Sumo suits at our schools fete this Saturday if anyone wants a rumble! 🙂

I got roped into one as a governor as a last minute 'make up the numbers'

I'm not really much of a runner, but the fat dads in the race made the whole thing a bit embarrassing, coasted in not really out of breath.

Update.. 15 dads.. 1 winner.. 14 losers. Smashed the first half of the race, forgot to breathe and look where I was going. Felt my hamstrings straining, eased off into a respectable 4/5th. Not bad for a 37 year old hobbit who doesn't do running against a lineup of footy/rugger players. Mote importantly I beat my brother in law who runs a lot and is a roadie who has been telling me for the last 6 weeks how I'm so gonna lose on sports day dad race.

I'm worried about what'll happen to me when it's my turn for this...

You'll get overtaken? 🙂

I remember the dads race on one particular year where I lined up in my suit and smart shoes lined up next to sporty dad in his track suit and is also a complete knob so I gritted my teeth and went for it, as we reached the finish line sporty dad and I were neck and neck for the win until the sole of my shoe split in true Charlie Chaplin style and sent me flying over the line, it was declared a draw but mutterings from the parents about my bad form diving for the line. I had to hold my shoe aloft to prove my innocence.

If you win All you have to remember is second place is first place for loosers and make sure everyone else knows this.I am sick of hearing that its not about the winning its about the taking part, this just enfforces lazy people to put minimum effort in and get buy.

This thread just gave me another reason to add to my sizable list of reasons to never have kids.

A few years back i was almost roped into a 'school golf day' thing for my friends boy (he's 11). His dad isn't around any more and when i can I step in for stuff like this. I ended up being overseas so his grandad stepped up to the plate as he golfs as well. His playing partners were named Faldo and Montgomerie as their kids are in the same class ! Thank the lord i wasn't there.

Did my first one on Friday. Never been any good at running but wanted to give it a go for my daughter to see.

Gonna wear shoes with lugged soles next year, BMX trainers with smooth soles were not the best on the grass. Nearly took a spill.

I'm in the light-coloured long sleeved shirt and dark trews...[img] [/img]

There are a few dads out of shot ahead of me unfortunately - my daughter's friend's dad won. He's quite a serious amateur runner and told me a story about his former Team GB runner pal who snapped a hamstring in a dads' race.

🙂

My dad stopped halfway along a dad's 100m race for a fag. My mum went apeshit, he claimed he was a conscientious objector. So there's your low tide mark 🙂

I'm worried about what'll happen to me when it's my turn for this...
You'll get overtaken?

Well.. yes..! Sometimes I have a problem with competitiveness... 🙂

I'm up on Thursday...

I may have won my kids race, whilst crossing the line backwards wondering where everyone else was. But then I do wear trackies and trainers every time they see me at the school.

is surprised to read that no one has yet competed, with mobile in pocket, in order that they are then able to set the event up as a Strava segment ..... 😉

My youngest's (primary) sports day was last week.

Egg and spoon race for the mums. Sack race for the dads.

Only one way to have a sack race and 'serious' does not feature as a descriptor 😀

Managed to swallow dive over the finish line though... 😆

Only one way to have a sack race and 'serious' does not feature as a descriptor

You forget who you're dealing with here. I have in fact worked out the optimum technique for sack races, it's very effective...

What sack for...?

Just back from school sports day. All that training wasted as there wasn't Dads race, even worse there wasn't a yummy mummys race either. And to top it all off there was no bar / boooze 🙁

Still it was a nice couple of hours in the sunshine watching my little girl 8)

At sports day right now.
A couple of hours of rubbish to sit through before the big event.
It gives me time to psych out the opposition before I annihilate them.
Seems every dad is wearing trainers today.

Good luck beefheart! Show em who's da boss.

2nd July for mine er, sorry, my son's!

IME, the dads' race is like a charge of unruly elephants, quite chilled out elephants mind.

The mums' race on the other hand brings new meaning to the word "compettive" - running shoes and pointy elbows a-go-go 😉

A Dad in my street used to train for the annual Dads 100m dash for a couple of weeks before the big event.

One of the local teachers rumbled him the other year and without warning it became an egg and spoon race - competitive Dad was not best pleased!

Touchy feely, namby pamby politically correct bullshit!

They cancelled the dad's race at my son's school this afternoon, because 'the parents get too competitive'!!!

What kind of message are they sending these children?

Oh, it's ok, don't worry about trying to succeed, you might upset the stupid, fat children.

Life is competitive if they hadn't noticed!

That explains the mediocrity we see in English sport

At my sons sports day now... What a shambles! Anyway, don't think they will have parents' races.
Especially not with some of the odd parents here... Bloke stood there in his Lycra shorts ( Muddy Fox) looks a bit er, wrong with all these kids around... Tattooed woman in the highest stilettos possible.. You know, on the school field... Hmm.

They cancelled the dad's race at my son's school this afternoon, because 'the parents get too competitive'!!!

What kind of message are they sending these children?

"If you can't play nicely, you can't play at all?"

That seems like a valid message to me. Nothing wrong with being competitive, but sometimes dads can be TOO competitive. Argy bargy, as some people have reported, has no place in a sprint race.

The message in school sport should be about sportsmanship imo, not winning at all costs.

I have to admit to being a bit relieved to find no dads' race at my son's school sports day. Everybody would probably have expected me to win as I'm obviously very sporty, but I never have been and never will be a sprinter. Maybe if it was a long distance race (1 mile isn't long distance - though probably long enough for me to do well I guess). Though to be honest I'd probably be injured as usual anyway (I'll chance my injuries in more important things, not in a dads' race).

molgrips, You don't even have kids old enough for your comment to be valid!

I agree with Beefheart!
If you're too much of a sap get your mummy to write you a note so you can sit at the side.

How's this for PC, H&S nonsense? Our kids sports day was moved indoors because the grass was slightly damp and a child might slip and fall over.. Yeah, 'coz a polished wooden floors don't hurt nearly as much 🙄
FFS Falling over is all part of growing up..

You don't even have kids old enough for your comment to be valid!

I agree with Beefheart!
If you're too much of a sap get your mummy to write you a note so you can sit at the side.

Touchy feely, namby pamby politically correct bullshit!
They cancelled the dad's race at my son's school this afternoon, because 'the parents get too competitive'!!!
What kind of message are they sending these children?
Oh, it's ok, don't worry about trying to succeed, you might upset the stupid, fat children.
Life is competitive if they hadn't noticed!

Yeah we should be sending kids the message that everything should be taken far too seriously and you should act like an aggressive bellend at every opportunity.

molgrips, You don't even have kids old enough for your comment to be valid!

Lol.. Right, ok. You don't have enough of a brain for your comments to be valid but that doesn't seem to stop you wading in.

Our daughters sports day always used to be quite chilled with regards competitiveness - albeit I had a good string of results. We'd turn up and both my daughter and I were almost expected to win. I got well beat in her last year though.

Here's one of said daughter ripping it up - shame Osgoods spoiled her running in recent years

Ah well, no dad's race there. I hurt my knee playing football yesterday, so probably for the best. 😉

My son starts school this September. We had the first parents evening last night , telling us whats what and all that joining school stuff..
I was sizing up the opposition for next summers games 🙂