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My daughters were in the bath, and one of them pooed.

Ok, accidents happen, but she's SEVEN in a few days. FFS. Apparently they were playing at farting to make bubbles, she tried too hard and followed through. Quite a lot.

I just.. argh... what the **** have I created?


 
Posted : 24/03/2016 5:07 pm
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I don't know, but see thegreatape's threads if you want reassurance about people growing out of fart games. 🙂


 
Posted : 24/03/2016 5:10 pm
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what the **** have I created?

Aerobar milkshake?


 
Posted : 24/03/2016 5:14 pm
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If that has happened to an adult(s) I would laugh for a long time ... 😆


 
Posted : 24/03/2016 5:15 pm
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Just remind her of this during your speech at her reception.


 
Posted : 24/03/2016 5:18 pm
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"And then a big brown shark came."

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Thought this was hilarious aged 12 .... I probably till do 😳


 
Posted : 24/03/2016 5:24 pm
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I was discussing dealing with our teenage kids with a friend at the pool when an older mate turned up and chipped in with words to the effect of, "you ain't seen nothing yet, wait till they get married, have kids and then get divorced".

Kids are for life.


 
Posted : 24/03/2016 5:28 pm
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Brown submarine! Abandon ship!


 
Posted : 24/03/2016 5:30 pm
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Mersey Trout


 
Posted : 24/03/2016 5:32 pm
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"Condition Brown!!!!" Is a regular cry in our house :/


 
Posted : 24/03/2016 5:35 pm
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I used to see them brown floating submarine with sweet corn torpedo heads floating in the sea when I was a kid (in Borneo house on stilts so brown torpedo straight to sea to feed fish). Mind you some of them would swell to twice it's original size in the sea. 😯


 
Posted : 24/03/2016 5:38 pm
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It wasn't a proper turd, it was an loose aerated job, so it turned the water a bit brown(er) with bits floating around in it.


 
Posted : 24/03/2016 5:49 pm
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Slight hijack.......not kids but grown man......a mate had surgery on a pilonidal sinus - for the following 2 weeks, the consultant advised him to poo in a bath of warm water to prevent damage. He had a wee net by the bath for catching the trout.


 
Posted : 24/03/2016 5:56 pm

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