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Just a test to see if any thread that is slightly silly is going to get deleted by the mods today?
Yours sincerely,
Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel
The moderators are over there, attack my lovelies, attack!
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I'm sorry, there isn't time.
I'm sorry, there isn't time.
😆 Well played Flashy, Well played.
How is this silly? Kevin Phillips-Bong has been implicated in the Fake JK Rowling consipracy. It's a serious matter if ever there was one.
Fake JK Rowling?
What, like she's a robot?
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY??
I'll see your Kevin Phillips-Bong and raise you Barry Larry Terry
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Unlawful possession of a suspiciously long neck more like!
Mornington Crescent!
Beaker has let himself go a bit
What the hell is with that neck!? 😆
What the hell is with that neck!?
A wild racoon
Do you think he asked the cops to "Phone Home"?
I'll swear I saw that bloke in Bacup last week.
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What happened to the what happened to the poetry thread thread?
That’s what I want to know.
Did we get an answer?
It was absorbed.
Oh, Cliff Sometimes it must be difficult not to feel as if
You really are a Cliff When fascists keep trying to push you over it
Are they the lemmings?
Or are you Cliff? Or are you, Cliff?
It was absorbed.
Sucked into a fun sponge?
Has poemtrack been banned under the no beatniks rule?
If so you have my complete approval.
Are the mods from Newquay?
Bàaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......
You polled no votes at all perchypanther. Are you at all disappointed with this performance?
Ho yus, me old beauty, I should say so.
I think you'll find that I, Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim bus stop F'tang F'tang Ole Biscuitbarrel have taken Luton with 12,441 votes.
A highly significant result. Luton, normally a very sensible constituency with a high proportion of people who aren't a bit silly, has gone completely ga-ga.
That loser, Kevin Phillips-Bong was the one who garnered no votes at all...
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Neil Neil... Orange Peel!
Am I the only one who is thinking of Kevin Prince Boateng when I see this thread title ??
Super Kevin Phillips?
APF
Can I just say that this is the second time I've been on this thread?
I'm sorry, there isn't time.
What the hell is with that neck!?
He took some viagra, but it got stuck in his throat.
This thread went pretty much as I predicted except that the silly party won
So, Drac has a dildo on his head? 😯
Nice photo of Rik, I used to have a RAF badge just like that (to go with my FSLN t-shirt). Yup I was that webel... 😆
Yup I was that webel...
Does anyone like the human league?
Oh felicity, felicity,
You fill me with electricity,
But that doesn't mean you are shocking,
oh no...
You are nice,
Like sugar and spice,
Just like a proper girly ought to be,
Even though I'm sure you have radical views on the subject of equal opportunities...
(People's poet, we salute you)