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I'm afraid to Google this because I know it'll lead down a wormhole that ends up at bleach enemas or something equally nuts.

https://twitter.com/knwmoon/status/1442732298726694913


 
Posted : 29/09/2021 7:30 am
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How did she get the bear to pee in a pot?


 
Posted : 29/09/2021 7:34 am
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Maybe they sell it at one of those hipster grocery stores.


 
Posted : 29/09/2021 7:37 am
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I’ll put money on Brewdog having a Bear Urine IPA on the shelves before the weeks out


 
Posted : 29/09/2021 7:40 am
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Grizzly thought 🤢


 
Posted : 29/09/2021 7:44 am
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Maybe they sell it at one of those hipster grocery stores.

Maybe - they seem to panda to all sorts of tastes.


 
Posted : 29/09/2021 7:57 am
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So bears might shit in the woods but they piss in kettles. Who knew?


 
Posted : 29/09/2021 7:58 am
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Maybe – they seem to panda to all sorts of tastes.

And this really polar-ises opinions.


 
Posted : 29/09/2021 8:00 am
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Piss and a camp stove. Camping with just the bear essentials.


 
Posted : 29/09/2021 8:03 am
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She got her Bear Necessities all wrong .... its Baloo not Bear loo.

I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life

lol


 
Posted : 29/09/2021 8:05 am
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If her name is Ursula all my dreams have come true.


 
Posted : 29/09/2021 8:08 am
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How did she get the bear to pee in a pot?

Ask him nicely?


 
Posted : 29/09/2021 8:09 am
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How was her seen?


 
Posted : 29/09/2021 8:09 am
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Ask him nicely?

Chapeau

There's a second career for him right there.


 
Posted : 29/09/2021 8:11 am
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Maybe it was Grylls' piss she was boiling....


 
Posted : 29/09/2021 8:12 am
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Isn't this the girl who is accused of starting fires in cali?


 
Posted : 29/09/2021 8:13 am
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"is the tea ready?"
"it's bruin"


 
Posted : 29/09/2021 8:40 am
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She misheard when her mate recommended some woodland yoga.


 
Posted : 29/09/2021 9:03 am
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So bears might shit in the woods

You're thinking of the Pope.


 
Posted : 29/09/2021 9:06 am
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She misheard when her mate recommended some woodland yoga.

That's a bit of a Booboo


 
Posted : 29/09/2021 9:14 am
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"She then became thirsty and found a puddle of water in a dry creek bed, but the water allegedly had bear urine in it so she tried to filter the water"

Hate to ruin the fun, but seems she wasn't trying to drink bear urine at all.


 
Posted : 29/09/2021 9:20 am
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She then became thirsty and found a puddle of water in a dry creek bed, but the water allegedly had bear urine in it so she tried to filter the water with a tea bag, the officer said.
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She was found with with CO2 cartridges, a cigarette lighter and a “white item containing a green leafy substance,” the complaint read.

something doesn't add up.


 
Posted : 29/09/2021 10:07 am
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“is the tea ready?”
“it’s bruin”

Now that deserves a round of applause, well played.


 
Posted : 29/09/2021 10:17 am
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Posted : 29/09/2021 10:21 am
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Just some new age hippy ritual. I expect she had been speaking to a Yogi


 
Posted : 29/09/2021 10:48 am
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Ursine urine?


 
Posted : 29/09/2021 11:12 am
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“She then became thirsty and found a puddle of water in a dry creek bed, but the water allegedly had bear urine in it so she tried to filter the water”

Hate to ruin the fun, but seems she wasn’t trying to drink bear urine at all.

Does this girl want bear piss or not? I've got a warehouse of it to shift here, you know.


 
Posted : 29/09/2021 11:16 am
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Fun police check-in here - actually seems like a pretty sad tale of mental illness

https://www.mercurynews.com/2021/09/27/two-fires-palo-alto-scientist-linked-to-earlier-shasta-county-blaze


 
Posted : 29/09/2021 11:22 am
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She is American

she has the right to bear arms so I guess bear piss is okay too


 
Posted : 29/09/2021 11:54 am
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@martinhutch

You owe me a new keyboard.


 
Posted : 29/09/2021 12:17 pm
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It's a good job Winnie wasn't let near the kettle...


 
Posted : 29/09/2021 12:24 pm

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