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GNOMMMMMMM
Lovely.
Onion cake?
Apparently he was bored after school as his mum wouldn't let him dig up the lawn to make a transition for his ramp/jump thing. So he went into the garden and picked some apples from the tree and baked a cake instead.
And now his mum's decided that he can dig up the lawn tomorrow after all.
Cool
and we still dont have a Like button here 🙁
Who says [pre] teenage rebellion is dead...🤔
That looks tasty
🙂
CAKE!
If you are going to fake a happy family life, at least keep it realistic.
You have to make sure the picture of the wife and kids that comes with the frame aren't too pretty.Buying yourself a "world's greatest dad" mug to use in the office and pretending it was a gift is fine, because that is what the real dads do as well, only they do so in the knowledge that they are trying to cover up their failures as parents and inability to connect to their children.
But buying a cake and pretending your son baked it for you is just too ambitious. No parent, no person who hasn't been locked in a cellar and forced to watch Waltons repeats for the past 20 years is going to believe that.
Was expecting a bag of weed
🙂
Now I see why you wanted the battery grinder 😉.
Looks good btw!
You're winning at life, that's fab 👌👍💙👏
Cake, ipad, headphones and tissues. Looks like you’re sorted 🍰👊💦
Oh yes.
Now I see why you wanted the battery grinder 😉.
Proper lols at that.
You’re winning at life, that’s fab
I'm actually really depressed, dislike myself intensely and stressed at present and having serious issues. Which probably explains my rather narcissistic thread. But I really love my kids as they make me feel better about myself
<\very weird thread tangent>
Cake, ipad, headphones and tissues. Looks like you’re sorted
Rumbled😉
Was expecting a bag of weed
Plot twist/extra points: It’s in the cake
Pot twist surely?
That's a relief, mis-read the thread title and thought one of your kids had left a shit on the kitchen table. 🙂