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Just back from a week in Wales, walked down the garden and there's a fish on the path. Gills still going but not happy, looking a bit battered. So now it's an a bucket but I'm not a dab hand at fish vetting, so is there any po-tench-ial for it, or is the outlook a bit carp?
you want some pea-wet wi'that.
Fell off it's perch?
Has it got out of plaice?
What's it laying?
Don't know what you mean...
I thought I'd waited long enough...must pay more attention!
Smells fishy? Halibut it was there a while...
If there's anything I can do, let minnow.
Best give pickers a call... He seem to think he is a Dab hand at fish....
If you intend to keep it in that bucket, make sure you fillet with clean water
I used to be. In days gone by I probably cod have helped. I'd just flounder now.
Did it fall out of a birds mouth? Could have hit someone on the head. Salmon could have got hurt
Well it's still alive but how it got there is a mystery. Maybe it's my mathematical background but I think it's got something to do with the Poisson distribution.
It might need an operation. Best call for a sturgeon.
Sorry to break the train here - but are you serious? Pics?!
Yes gfs it really happened. Turns out it was from a neighbour's pond which had the mesh pulled off. They've taken it back but don't think it'll pull through. Poor sole.
On a scale of 1-10, how bad was it?
You'll wake up shortly and it will have just been a bream.
Sounds like it's haddock 🙁
On a scale of 1-10, how bad was it?
Well it sounds illish.
A pond? Bit of a dab hand in the garden, your neighbour?
Scales missing and one fin tattered, but after a bit of bucket time it soon perched up.
Feed it it should be fin
It does all sound a bit suspicious; I'm going with attempted poissoning.
Only a bit battered?
Scraps?
Did a pikey steal it then drop it?
I recently found a pig's trotter in my garden...
I wish I was joking.
Oh, and a few weeks earlier, a pair of cooked chicken legs. My guess is that there's a moron on the street feeding foxes.
It'll be from a herons beak flying over ,they rob folks ponds !.
What a load of pollocks this thread.
If there's anything I can do, let minnow.
😆 😆
Eel be fine now he's back in the pond.
Enough fishy puns
Fin
I've had a whale of a time reading all this codswallop.
Oh my cod I hope the fish is okay !
Your story is way of the scales...
Next time it could be a child's plaice.
Sad news. Wanda was found doing backstroke in the pond this morning.
Please join with me:
Our Father
Who carp in heaven
Halibut be thy name...