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As a responsible parent and role model I like to try and one up my kids (obvs) by jumping off things (on foot) higher than they can / are willing to at present thus retaining my alpha male status. To this end I have started jumping off a 7' wall. This sort of jars a bit although (obvs again) I show no outward signs of weakness. Will I -
Suddenly end up with a massive slipped disc one of these days
Slowly end up with a fubar'd back and crippling arthritis
Grow extra gnar muscle and bone in my back to cope and be able eventually to jump off the roof.

Thoughts please.


 
Posted : 18/08/2014 2:59 pm
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Go hard, or go home.

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Posted : 18/08/2014 3:03 pm
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Yes
Yes
Probably not

Go Dad................


 
Posted : 18/08/2014 3:08 pm
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Learn to commando roll your landings. or go oldschool and huck to flat on your FS bender style


 
Posted : 18/08/2014 3:09 pm
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yeah, that guy must really want to impress his kids.


 
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You could retain alpha male status either by jumping off things or merely take a cue out of the animal kingdom and savage them with your teeth, claws or antlers.

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Posted : 18/08/2014 3:10 pm
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That bloke has dropped his skateboard


 
Posted : 18/08/2014 3:11 pm
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Go hard and then go home...............crying?


 
Posted : 18/08/2014 3:11 pm
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Knees. I worry about your knees.


 
Posted : 18/08/2014 3:16 pm
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I am using the bend the knee on landing technique and fist bump the floor spiderman style.


 
Posted : 18/08/2014 3:17 pm
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Meniscal/ACL tear coming your way I reckon Dad 🙂


 
Posted : 18/08/2014 3:24 pm
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keep feet together and you will do no harm.. well you'll save your ankles at least, the rest of you will gradually get more and more ****ed!


 
Posted : 18/08/2014 3:38 pm
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your landing technique should change as you get older to protect your spine.
try locking your knees out next time, or landing on your face.


 
Posted : 18/08/2014 3:40 pm
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I remember spending an hour or so jumping off an increasingly tall seawall, into soft-ish sand... got higher and higher. Oh it was great. Probably 7-8-9-10ft depending on who I'm telling the tale to.

Next morning, ouch. Super stiff back and neck and felt like I'd shrunk four inches.


 
Posted : 18/08/2014 3:40 pm
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you need to build up to a roof to spiral staircase jump;

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Posted : 18/08/2014 3:41 pm
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Learn how to do a forward roll like the parkour guys do (from way higher than 7 feet!) This will also look much cooler but you need a bit of forward momentum (can't just drop down and roll).


 
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Posted : 18/08/2014 3:44 pm
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If you're at the BigBikeBash this weekend you could ask WCA for advice on landing technique.


 
Posted : 18/08/2014 6:41 pm

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