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Greybeard - Member
I don't want to be pedantic but those are ravens, not crows
You're just being unkind
😆
Wibble: Your hot water bottle sir?
Sir: "You got me out of my bath for THIS?? I didn't ask for one!"
Wibble: "But Sir, as I was passing the bathroom I quite distinctly heard you shout: "What about a water bottle Wibble?" :
CountZero - MemberGreybeard - Member
I don't want to be pedantic but those are ravens, not crows
You're just being unkind
😆
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CountZero - MemberGreybeard - Member
I don't want to be pedantic but those are ravens, not crows
You're just being unkind
😆
Doubling up, CZ - Some kind of conspiracy ?
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Are they Elephant paintings MTG?
Don Simon wins! Knew it sounded familiar 🙂
I quite like this one from Sandi Toksvig;
"If a doctor eats an apple every day do they have an existential crisis"
Man 1 : I never used to understand the difference between correlation and causation, so I took a statistics classe. Now I do.
Man 2 : So the class helped then?
Man 1 : Not necessarily
I'm addicted to brake fluid
But its okay I can stop anytime
it's supposed to be jokes that most people won't understand. Not sh1t jokes that most people won't laugh at!
[i]it's supposed to be jokes that most people won't understand. Not sh1t jokes that most people won't laugh at! [/i]
*unsure if this is a joke most people won't understand but afraid to ask in case it is*
Bloke walks into a bar and asks for a pint and a packet of rotary flavour crisps.
Barman says "sorry we've only got, Cheese & onion, Salt & Vinegar or fixed."
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A mate was talking about a project manager he works with who is attractive and single. Thinking I was being clever I said "Do you think I could be her Prince2?"
He replied "Right up until she kisses you and you turn into Frog3.2"
Man 1 : I never used to understand the difference between correlation and causation, so I took a statistics classe. Now I do
XKCD
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The Red Lion
Sorry if you don't get it, it's an Inn joke.
The first rule of Tautology Club is...
The first rule of Tautology Club.