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Jim Morrison is dead !!!!

So he says


 
Posted : 29/01/2016 9:42 pm
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So, just to recap......


 
Posted : 29/01/2016 9:42 pm
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Harold Bishop. Spectactularly returned from the dead


 
Posted : 29/01/2016 9:46 pm
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and it turns out Bobby was in the shower all the time!


 
Posted : 29/01/2016 9:47 pm
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Just realised, Ken Dodds dads dog's still dead!


 
Posted : 29/01/2016 10:40 pm
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Kenny's dead


 
Posted : 29/01/2016 11:31 pm
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Posted : 29/01/2016 11:41 pm
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"Oh my god! You killed Kenny!"


 
Posted : 30/01/2016 7:41 am
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I thought the "Joe Cocker has died" thread was dead but apparently it was just tired and shagged out after a long squawk


 
Posted : 30/01/2016 8:16 am
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RIP Freddie. X

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Posted : 30/01/2016 8:49 am
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Cocker is the James Brown of dying.. Come to think of it... Is James brown dead? Did Phil Spector shoot him?


 
Posted : 30/01/2016 8:52 am
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You won't believe what I've just heard about Paul Newman.


 
Posted : 30/01/2016 9:18 am
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Freddie Starr is dead too?! 😯

This is becoming an epidemic. Is anything being done to prevent all these timely deaths?

Someone needs to start a petition.


 
Posted : 30/01/2016 9:22 am
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I hear Kennedy's visiting Dallas later this year. That ought to go well.


 
Posted : 30/01/2016 9:26 am
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I hear Kennedy's visiting Dallas later this year. That ought to go well.

I've heard Lincoln is off to the theatre tonight.


 
Posted : 30/01/2016 9:32 am
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Anyone heard from captain Oates lately? He just popped out 100 years ago, beginning to get concerned.


 
Posted : 30/01/2016 9:46 am
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I'm sure he won't be much longer.


 
Posted : 30/01/2016 9:47 am
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Freddie's dead?

I thought the actor who played him was dead?


 
Posted : 30/01/2016 9:53 am
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No. I was wrong. It's the creator Wes Craven, who is deceased.


 
Posted : 30/01/2016 9:56 am
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The dodo died.
Di died.
Dodi died.
Dido must shitting herself.


 
Posted : 30/01/2016 10:05 am
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Has anyone seen my Norwegian blue?


 
Posted : 30/01/2016 10:08 am
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Just watching, hoping that this thread will die.

only to be resurrected and die again 2 years later


 
Posted : 30/01/2016 10:11 am
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Thankfully, Bruce is still with us.


 
Posted : 30/01/2016 10:22 am
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Are the rumours about Princess Diana true??


 
Posted : 30/01/2016 10:25 am
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Beethoven has gone

But his music lives on
And Mozart don't go shoppin' no more...

They're decomposing composers.
There's less of them left every year.
You can say what you want to Debussy
Cos there's not much of him left to hear.


 
Posted : 30/01/2016 11:02 am
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Just heard that Saville's a paedo. He'll go to prison for sure, wouldn't fancy his chances of staying unbruised for long - he'll wish he was dead.


 
Posted : 30/01/2016 12:57 pm
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"It's pining"


 
Posted : 30/01/2016 1:05 pm
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[url= http://www.thedailystar.net/arts-entertainment/singer-joe-cocker-dies-aged-70-after-cancer-battle-209707 ]OMG.... He's Gone Again![/url]

It's like the walking dead but real life!


 
Posted : 30/01/2016 5:23 pm
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I'm starting to suspect insurance fraud.


 
Posted : 30/01/2016 5:27 pm
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I am going to have to seriously consider stopping using the Daily Star as my primary source of world events...


 
Posted : 30/01/2016 5:40 pm
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I will definitely think twice before citing Daily Star content:

Copyright: Any unauthorised use or reproduction of The Daily Star content for commercial purposes is strictly prohibited and constitutes copyright infringement liable to legal action.


 
Posted : 31/01/2016 1:48 am
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I would think more than twice about using Freddie Starr content.


 
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Are the rumours about Princess Diana true??
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Yes, it's true - she does claim child benefit for her kids.


 
Posted : 31/01/2016 6:45 am
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I remember seeing Joe Cocker on Terry Wogan.. Wonder how Tel is doing now? He must be a good age.... 🙁


 
Posted : 31/01/2016 9:37 am
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Steady now.


 
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And.... the Internet Tact Award goes to....


 
Posted : 31/01/2016 10:05 am
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Well...that was a fun lighthearted thread we had.


 
Posted : 31/01/2016 10:48 am
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<clarification>

I wasn't having a pop at Shep, I didn't realise he'd actually gone.


 
Posted : 31/01/2016 10:57 am
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Get ahead of the game...

http://www.deathlist.net/


 
Posted : 31/01/2016 10:58 am
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Looks like this thread has died again :(. Time to revive it


 
Posted : 31/01/2016 11:33 am
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Terry Wogan HAS died. 🙁


 
Posted : 31/01/2016 11:50 am
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Andy Murray just died on court at the Aussie Open


 
Posted : 31/01/2016 11:58 am
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January still has time left to finish off Donald Trump. He's 69 😉


 
Posted : 31/01/2016 12:00 pm
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That's the whole injustice, so many decent folk taken too soon yet the likes of Trump and even Murdoch just keep going.


 
Posted : 31/01/2016 2:20 pm
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That **** Maxwell better watch his back.


 
Posted : 31/01/2016 2:43 pm
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Think of it another way if you were god and deciding who you fancied hanging out with, would you chose to call Trump or Murdoch for an interview? There can't be much space downstairs as it's full of Audi drivers.


 
Posted : 31/01/2016 6:05 pm
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Has anyone heard from Bela Lugosi lately?


 
Posted : 31/01/2016 6:13 pm
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^ 😀


 
Posted : 31/01/2016 6:15 pm
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I've heard Lincoln is off to the theatre tonight.

”...but apart from that, Mrs Lincoln, what did you think of the play?“
Has anyone heard from Bela Lugosi lately?

Oh, well done sir!
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The dodo died.
Di died.
Dodi died.
Dido must shitting herself.

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Posted : 31/01/2016 6:28 pm
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Scott of the Antartic hasn't been heard of in a while.
Hope he's ok.


 
Posted : 31/01/2016 8:31 pm
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January still has time left to finish off Donald Trump. He's 69

Come on January! You can do it!!!!!


 
Posted : 31/01/2016 8:42 pm
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Holy cow! Just read that someone shot Archduke Ferdinand in Sarajevo. this won't have many implications for anyone else in the world but it's be big news for us Bosnians.


 
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No one dead today?


 
Posted : 02/02/2016 12:06 am
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No one dead today?

I thought I was but there was no obituary in the paper so I got up.


 
Posted : 02/02/2016 12:08 am
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A transfer died yesterday.


 
Posted : 02/02/2016 7:22 am
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No one dead today? [/i]

I've heard Elvis isn't feeling too great.


 
Posted : 02/02/2016 8:22 am
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He's holidaying in Cambodia.


 
Posted : 02/02/2016 10:32 am
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He's holidaying in Cambodia. [/i]

I thought he was in Siam. Either way, that might explain why he maybe feeling under the weather.

In other news, apparently Amelia Earhart is planning a trip abroad, soon.


 
Posted : 02/02/2016 11:19 am
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In other news, apparently Amelia Earhart is planning a trip abroad, soon.

on the Titanic?


 
Posted : 02/02/2016 11:20 am
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on the Titanic? [/i]

Only if it's equipped with a runway.


 
Posted : 02/02/2016 11:26 am
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We could change the nature of the thread to one of who we think will die next?

You want to pay a visit to the very funny (& extremely politically incorrect) deathless website. Like singletrack for death obsessed peeps


 
Posted : 02/02/2016 11:30 am
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Back on the first page, up where we belong.


 
Posted : 02/02/2016 7:22 pm
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Where one of the Eagles flies....


 
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RIP Schrödinger's cat (possibly)


 
Posted : 02/02/2016 10:34 pm
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The music died today


 
Posted : 03/02/2016 8:45 am
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Ken Dodd's Dad's dog's dead.


 
Posted : 03/02/2016 8:45 am
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Posted : 03/02/2016 8:52 am
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RIP Schrödinger's cat (possibly)

It's definitely dead, I checked.


 
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Lord Lucan has now officially died too


 
Posted : 03/02/2016 11:22 am
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They're dropping like flies 🙁


 
Posted : 03/02/2016 11:23 am
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With a little help from its friends, one day this thread may die/


 
Posted : 03/02/2016 11:26 am
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George Custer has lost his life at Little Big Horn, not sure if people are upset.


 
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We could change the nature of the thread to one of who we think will die next?

I remember having a Dead Pool at uni with housemates. Think I put Bruce Forsyth in every year (and this is 20+ years ago...). The guy's a vampire or something.


 
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Dans Hicks. Cancer. Yesterday. I'll just leave this:


 
Posted : 07/02/2016 8:32 am
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Well that's killed the thread.


 
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I think this thread needs a eulogy...

Oh, NSFW 🙂


 
Posted : 07/02/2016 10:17 am
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George Custer has lost his life at Little Big Horn, not sure if people are upset.

His famous last words:
"Look at all those ****ing Indians!"


 
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^ 😀 😀 😀

Brilliant CZ!


 
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Very sad times. Now Natasha Henstridge has gone and shacked up with Darius Campbell!!!


 
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