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"if you're on your way to a job interview, it could help to take a detour to a nearby farm, Goats are said to absorb any EVIL that may cross your path, making them a luck charm" it says here in the i. well I'm taking goats to my next interview then!


 
Posted : 13/09/2013 7:35 pm
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Yep. Take a wild NZ male goat. They're so damn goaty in odour you can taste it from 100 yards.


 
Posted : 13/09/2013 7:38 pm
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Watch out goats love to eat everything in their path ... 😀


 
Posted : 13/09/2013 7:40 pm
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Take a quiet one!


 
Posted : 13/09/2013 7:43 pm
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Goats. Natures Arseholes.

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Posted : 13/09/2013 7:45 pm
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I've made it company policy not to interview anybody that hasn't brought a goat with them to interview as it displays a complete lack of initiative..


 
Posted : 13/09/2013 7:46 pm
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I've made it company policy not to interview anybody that hasn't brought a goat with them to interview as it displays a complete lack of initiative..

You're kidding me?


 
Posted : 13/09/2013 7:48 pm
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You've goat to be having a laugh?

(I'm sorry)


 
Posted : 13/09/2013 8:12 pm
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Posted : 13/09/2013 8:14 pm
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I've made it company policy not to interview anybody that hasn't brought a goat with them to interview as it displays a complete lack of initiative..

I'll need to buck up my ideas...

(and learn how to post) 😳


 
Posted : 13/09/2013 8:15 pm
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this thread is sure to attract trolls


 
Posted : 13/09/2013 8:16 pm
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Posted : 13/09/2013 8:18 pm
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stop kidding around you lot.


 
Posted : 13/09/2013 8:22 pm
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Go goat, or go home.


 
Posted : 13/09/2013 8:22 pm
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What are you bleating about, brakes?


 
Posted : 13/09/2013 8:23 pm
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Posted : 13/09/2013 8:26 pm
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goat massacre!

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Posted : 13/09/2013 8:34 pm
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I got a job staring at them....


 
Posted : 13/09/2013 8:38 pm

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