[Closed] Jihadi Missiles!!

I think that's a great band name.

We'll face any possible threat that can make powerful tory donors very rich through selling arms or other people's oil, whether we like it or not.

FFS this is the same rag that brings us Snowmageddon every f***ing year on the off chance that one year they might get lucky and be able to say "told you so".

Smart enough not to include a timeframe this time 😉

5p cheaper than the Mail though!

They do know their readership...

The 'loneliness increases risk of early death' bit that is..

You idiots. Of course it's true, this is 'the worlds greatest newspaper' you're talking about, it says so at the top.

Darcey's dress looks 'shopped.

SHe's on page 3 too

#morbidcuriosity

are these missiles a threat to Princess Di? What about the risk of these missiles causing Snowmageddon?
Something to think about Shirley

Darcey's dress looks 'shopped.

Pretty sure her nose has had more work than her dress...

It's the muslim ray guns they should be worrying about.

Our missiles could cause snowmagedon,I wonder if that's what they're going For?

They're missing a question mark on Darcy's bit.

blustery showers

[s]Have they done that to Darcey's dress to make people think[i]"Wow, what was she wearing that had to be covered up. There may be a bit of side boob on page 3! Take my money"[/i][/s]

Scumbags.

Edit. Actually, it is just a dress. 😳

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/profiles/15jTyy0sGpP51n186NtxClj/darcey-bussell

But they did pinch the image from The Beeb.

Scumbags.

Darcy's bit.

#strangest

This is the closest I've been to a Daily Express (I-L's get the Mail) and the Express seems infinitely worse. Are the five main elements on the page are indicative of their average output? This is horrid.

And her nose is weird

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I'm sure I also saw the tabloids saying they are after nukes as well

I imagine there will be a dossier along soon to confirm this before we invade
As for the sun trying to claim 1 in 5 Brit Muslims support terrorists, ffs !