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God on a quad
How else should religious figures get about?
Jew on a Jetski?
Muslim on a moped?
Jehovah on a rollercoaster?
A Ford for the Lord?
Shiva in a Vauxhall Viva
Moses in his Triumph?
Haha! I read the other thread as jesuits for paramedics too! I thought it must have been because I’d just finished a novel about a jesuit missionary in Quebec...
Prophet on a Rocket ?
Devil on a Revell (for the dirtjump crew)
I though Christ was a keen cyclist?
I thought Jesus Christ rode a Yamaha and pulled skids inflicting fatal injuries to kids?
Jehovah in a Vauxhall Nova
Buddha on a scoota
I thought Jesus Christ rode a Yamaha and pulled skids inflicting fatal injuries to kids?
Nah. He gave it up after receiving a nasty wound from an incident with a dustbin lid.
Bodhisattva on a tractor.
Quaker on a Mondraker.
Pope on a Hope?
Would an agnostic atheist ride a 29er?
I think the gnostic theists all ride 26"
Satan in a Caterham?
Dalai Lama
Edit, nevermind
Pope on a Hope?
Pope on a pogo stick.
Monk on a moped.
Zoroaster passed me on a tractor
and in related news,
Ahura Mazda
Satan on a Santa Cruz
Pope on a Pipedream
Ganesh on a spesh
A Sunni in a Mini
A Shia as a skier
Shinto in a Pinto
And of course who could have missed Jain on a plane?
Coptic in a 'copter
Sailin' episcopalian?
Jedi in a Galaxy.
Society of Friends in a Mercedes Benz
Buddhist kandampa in a vw camper
Seventh day avensisists?
Their early stuff was brilliant but once they signed to a major it all got a bit commercial.
One on a motorbike.
One in a car.
One on a scooter, tooting his hooter, smoking a big cigar?
Society of Friends in a Mercedes Benz
Quality
A sunni in a Sunny (Datsun)
RCs in an RC
A pilgrim on a Sentier
There's a seer in a Kia and druid that rides a Fluid.
Quakers in a Quashqui?
Jedi on a jetski
Vicar on a Vespa
A Sikh speed freak and his unwilling passenger.....Jehovah's Witness scared sh1tless
The Lord rides a hoverboard?
You'll never get a definitive answer to this as the lord moves in mysterious ways.
Meanwhile,
He might ride a Harley, but when it comes to building cars:
One on a motorbike.
One in a car.
One on a scooter, tooting his hooter, smoking a big cigar?
We shared the same playground 35 years ago, I'm sure... 😉
Buddha on a motorcycle,
Mohammed in a train.
Here come Jesus in the passing lane...
But everybody smile,
'Cause everybody's grooving.
Ain't nothing like
The feeling of moving with a
Bona fide motorized savior.
A Quaker on a Mondraker.
Cougar I think you'll find the lord moves on a mysterious Segway
Does the Holy Spirit ride a (Holy) Ghost?
rastas on casters
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I was expecting a thread on jetsuit paramedics ...
Or did I imagine this?
Don't be silly. How could that even be a thing?
Jehova in a Rover, Shirley?
Prophet on a Prophet (Cannondale).
Dalai Lada.
Chaplain on a Propain.
Christ Boardman