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God on a quad

How else should religious figures get about?


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 8:54 am
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Jew on a Jetski?
Muslim on a moped?


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 9:11 am
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Jehovah on a rollercoaster?


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 9:14 am
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A Ford for the Lord?


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 9:21 am
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Shiva in a Vauxhall Viva


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 9:22 am
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Moses in his Triumph?


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 9:25 am
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Haha! I read the other thread as jesuits for paramedics too! I thought it must have been because I’d just finished a novel about a jesuit missionary in Quebec...


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 9:35 am
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Prophet on a Rocket ?


 
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Devil on a Revell (for the dirtjump crew)


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 9:42 am
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I though Christ was a keen cyclist?


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 9:42 am
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I thought Jesus Christ rode a Yamaha and pulled skids inflicting fatal injuries to kids?


 
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Jehovah in a Vauxhall Nova

Buddha on a scoota


 
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I thought Jesus Christ rode a Yamaha and pulled skids inflicting fatal injuries to kids?

Nah. He gave it up after receiving a nasty wound from an incident with a dustbin lid.


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 9:46 am
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Bodhisattva on a tractor.
Quaker on a Mondraker.


 
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Pope on a Hope?


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 10:10 am
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Would an agnostic atheist ride a 29er?

I think the gnostic theists all ride 26"


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 10:10 am
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Satan in a Caterham?


 
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Dalai Lama


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 10:14 am
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Edit, nevermind


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 10:26 am
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Pope on a Hope?

Pope on a pogo stick.

Monk on a moped.


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 10:35 am
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Zoroaster passed me on a tractor

and in related news,

Ahura Mazda


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 10:41 am
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Satan on a Santa Cruz
Pope on a Pipedream
Ganesh on a spesh


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 10:59 am
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A Sunni in a Mini
A Shia as a skier


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 11:03 am
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Shinto in a Pinto


 
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And of course who could have missed Jain on a plane?


 
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Coptic in a 'copter


 
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Sailin' episcopalian?


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 11:08 am
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Jedi in a Galaxy.


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 11:17 am
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Society of Friends in a Mercedes Benz
Buddhist kandampa in a vw camper


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 11:18 am
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Seventh day avensisists?


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 11:21 am
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Their early stuff was brilliant but once they signed to a major it all got a bit commercial.


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 11:21 am
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One on a motorbike.
One in a car.
One on a scooter, tooting his hooter, smoking a big cigar?


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 11:23 am
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Society of Friends in a Mercedes Benz

Quality


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 11:30 am
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A sunni in a Sunny (Datsun)


 
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RCs in an RC


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 12:05 pm
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A pilgrim on a Sentier


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 12:07 pm
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There's a seer in a Kia and druid that rides a Fluid.


 
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Quakers in a Quashqui?


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 12:09 pm
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Jedi on a jetski

Vicar on a Vespa


 
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A Sikh speed freak and his unwilling passenger.....Jehovah's Witness scared sh1tless


 
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The Lord rides a hoverboard?


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 1:43 pm
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You'll never get a definitive answer to this as the lord moves in mysterious ways.

Meanwhile,


 
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He might ride a Harley, but when it comes to building cars:


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 2:42 pm
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One on a motorbike.
One in a car.
One on a scooter, tooting his hooter, smoking a big cigar?

We shared the same playground 35 years ago, I'm sure... 😉


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 2:54 pm
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Buddha on a motorcycle,
Mohammed in a train.
Here come Jesus in the passing lane...
But everybody smile,
'Cause everybody's grooving.
Ain't nothing like
The feeling of moving with a
Bona fide motorized savior.


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 3:04 pm
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A Quaker on a Mondraker.


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 5:41 pm
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Cougar I think you'll find the lord moves on a mysterious Segway


 
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Does the Holy Spirit ride a (Holy) Ghost?


 
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rastas on casters


 
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Posted : 29/09/2020 6:22 pm
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I was expecting a thread on jetsuit paramedics ...
Or did I imagine this?


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 6:33 pm
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Don't be silly. How could that even be a thing?


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 9:49 pm
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Jehova in a Rover, Shirley?


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 9:53 pm
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Prophet on a Prophet (Cannondale).
Dalai Lada.
Chaplain on a Propain.


 
Posted : 29/09/2020 11:25 pm
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Christ Boardman


 
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